Post by Free Guns For All on Apr 6, 2013 22:14:02 GMT -5
Welcome one and all to the second roast of a prominent Ten Thousand Islander. This time, we’re roasting the founder of our beloved region, Grub. And no, I’m not talking about an aboriginal delicacy. I see we have many famous Islanders with us tonight . . . or today or whatever time zone you’re in when you read this. Aerso, my old friend, old being the key word. Unless you’re talking about how long our nations have been here. Woonsocket, huge congrats on becoming the delegate, though I can’t understand why you turned down my offer of celebratory steaks. HumanSanity, my old buddy (yes, he actually was my buddy), I see you’ve decided to follow in my footsteps and become a senator yourself. Malecia, our beloved senior senator, senior being the key word . . . I used that joke before didn’t I?
But enough with them. We’re here to celebrate a man who has run the most powerful region in NationStates for an entire decade. To put that in perspective, I was in primary school when this region was founded. Most people would think you’re crazy for taking on a region called the “Empire of Power”, and given their size, they were probably right. The fact that the Islands prevailed proves only one thing: don’t f**k with us.
It is an incredible achievement to last a decade in anything, but it always helps to have loyal friends along the way. Friends who will, say, pester the mods into bringing you back from deletion. Creating TITO, the largest army in NationStates, is an incredible feat, though it also had an unexpected side effect. Invaders seem to still think they can beat it, so you’ve simultaneously exposed invaders as idiots.
So congratulations to Grub on ten years of running the most successful region in NationStates, and let us raise our drinks for the next ten years.
But enough with them. We’re here to celebrate a man who has run the most powerful region in NationStates for an entire decade. To put that in perspective, I was in primary school when this region was founded. Most people would think you’re crazy for taking on a region called the “Empire of Power”, and given their size, they were probably right. The fact that the Islands prevailed proves only one thing: don’t f**k with us.
It is an incredible achievement to last a decade in anything, but it always helps to have loyal friends along the way. Friends who will, say, pester the mods into bringing you back from deletion. Creating TITO, the largest army in NationStates, is an incredible feat, though it also had an unexpected side effect. Invaders seem to still think they can beat it, so you’ve simultaneously exposed invaders as idiots.
So congratulations to Grub on ten years of running the most successful region in NationStates, and let us raise our drinks for the next ten years.