Gunny for Blue Canaria North (1/11)

Vote for me in the upcoming elction, for the following reasons:

I will not be photogrpahed in my red speedos.

I will not run onstage and say "Imma let you finish, but..."

When being chased by the paparazzi through a tunnel in France, I will not cover my chauffer's eyes and yell "GUESS WHO" without wearing my seatbelt (too soon?)

I will not say that I can see a foreign country from my living room, since I actually can't see Tasmania from there.

I will not throw furniture around my hotel room while the hooker is in the closet.

I will not invade a foreign country for its oil...unless there's also diamonds there.

I will not be a 49-year old ranga woman.

I will not go to New Zealand to throw the ring into the fire.

I will napalm all grassy knolls I'm about to pass.

I will not go crazy and shave my head.

I will not run away from my car when I see the police up ahead.

I will not sleep with a woman only to deny it.

I will not Rick Roll you.

I will not give you up.

I will not let you down.

I will not run around and desert you.

I will not make you cry.

I will not say goodbye.

I will not tell a lie and hurt you.

I will not kill my baby to play Farm Ville.

I will not make my awesome rap band do a techno album...twice.

I will not have a really expensive concert then complain about poverty in Africa.

I will not get lazy.

" " " wear stupid outfits like meat suits.

I will not blame mum for my drug addiction.

I will not glass my girlfriend.

I will check if I'm in a hotel corridor or a bathroom before doing my business.

I will not pose in a disturbing fashion with a dog.

I will not partake in gang rape.

If I have to go to rehab I will not refuse three times.

I will not whip my hair back and forth.

I will not claim I'm depressed after losing the Grand Final.

I will not pole dance as a teen idol.

I will not bend when not appropriate.

I will not show my rack on Sesame Street.

I will be neutral between Team Edward and Team Jacob.

I will not lose The Ashes to England.

I will not leave Britney alone.

I will rock and roll all night and party everyday.

I will not kill some kid's parents and make him eat them.

I finally, I will take my campaign seriously.