Blatant Lies About the Below Poster

[Echolilia]

How did you...

v voted for McGovern

[Markanite]

*didnt have to google mcgovern*

V sleeps during the day

[Echolilia]

v sleeps all the time

[Broncrano]

if i could i would,but i do anyways

\/ has some problems in areas of intrest

[Echolilia]

Not sure what that means.

v loves grammar

[Broncrano]

certain words
\/likes the things i like

[Echolilia]

Maybe?

v has a pet octopus

[Free Guns For All]

Nope.

v is really Bigfoot.

[Echolilia]

Yes.

v is really Batman

[Broncrano]

wish
\/ is really an actress

[Echolilia]

Nope.

v has a big...keyboard

[Broncrano]

i have a big something
\/ has small TITIEZ

[Echolilia]

Very. Downright manly.

v has excess chest hair

[Free Guns For All]

No.

v is really just a head on a stick.

[Echolilia]

*looks down* that explains a lot.

v has dirty fingernails

[Annarasara]

blah....never!!

v has an obsessive need to post every few mins.

[Shelter from the Storm]

True!

v likes to bathe in bubbles

[Inutoland]

Except for the self-made variety.

V has an MA in Guinea Pig Studies

[savinelli]

Close.

V is a Guinea Pig.

[Free Guns For All]

Sometimes. Don't ask.

v is really an 8 foot dwarf.

[Echolilia]

Hey, 7.5 ft.

v drives a real wreck

[Biblical Importance]

That's not a lie.

v uses brill cream

[Echolilia]

Every day, except days I don't.

v has neither seen nor not seen a screwball comedy

[Free Guns For All]

...what?

v has his name on every second thread on Taco Island.

[Echolilia]

What's a second thread?

[Duckyian Empire]

V blew up the Taco Island jail

[Louisistan]

v smuggles weapons with Free Guns For All

[Shy Guyia (old account)]

Why are you looking at me *drops a Desert Eagle at the floor*
V Feet is sand

[Sheynat]

v Figuratively Hitler.

[Coryo]

v Figuratively Stalin.