Mayor Shelter Political Party Feb 20, 2011 18:21:03 GMT -5
Post by Paffnia on Feb 20, 2011 18:21:03 GMT -5
Welcome to the Mayor Shelter Political Party!
Welcome to the headquarters of the Mayor Shelter Political Party, where the non-stop, 24/7 party is always open, to members and friends alike!
What MSPP Offers
- MSPP values people over process: At MSPP, our foremost goal is to support our members and help the Islands, without all the usual negative aspects of politics. We are totally consensus-driven. For example, we have no rigid primary process to select our candidates for elections, and we decide on all plans, policies and platforms by mutual agreement. Want to make MSPP better? Dive right in and discuss your ideas with the others. If we like it, we do it.
- MSPP members do big things—and will support you doing them too: MSPP members have served as ministers, senators, and delegates; commanded defense operations in TITO; written many important laws; and come up with scores of new ideas to make the Islands a better place. Most importantly, though, each member of our scrappy group of dedicated members wants to help you get your voice heard here in XKI.
- MSPP is fun!: We at MSPP don't take ourselves too seriously. Keeping with the spirit of our namesake, the late Mayor of Taco Island Shelter from the Storm, MSPP is a party that parties! At thousands of posts of partying and spam and counting, here and in our sub-board, we're just getting started!
Our eternal leader is Ketab
Our second-in-command is Ketab
Our third-in-command is Shelter from the Storm
Our fourth-in-command is our liquor cabinet
Our fifth-in-command is the Party Planning Committee
Our sixth-in-command we forgot
Our seventh-in command is Paffnia hiding behind a curtain
Our eighth- and ninth-in-command will be named on Draft Day later
Our tenth-in-command is Barry and Louisistan standing on each others' shoulders in a giant trench coat.
Wisdom from Our Founder:
THE GLORIOUS ROSTER:
Paffnia (Owns the letter 'P')
Tanzoria (Now contains 0 trans fat!)
The Pengu Method
Dominion of Compassion (DoC)
Kortexia (the Captain)
Na Kanaka Isles (The Wise of the desert)
Pinktown (Cookie Hoarder)
Twobagger (Worth more than three times half my worth!)
Flemingisa (Grand Soviet)
Republic of Tikistan
13 Court Gaurd Squads
Ketab (Our Beloved Founder™)
Bunjie (Enjoyed Food... Too Much)
Anartonia (The Long Awaited)
Broncrano (The One With The Hat)
Azryel (The Lover)
The Phoenix Fire (King of the Phoenixes)
Rybofg (The Great Helsman)
Monaco Rico (The one who likes to party)
Flamebanner (Keeper of Cats)
Autonomina (The Unquenchable)
South Samarchy (The Agent of Chaos)
Jepcheland (The Hardworking Farmer)
Bravaville (Stoker of the Flames)
The Uncommon United Ones (Imperial Exalted Crouton)
Almiraj (Keeper of souls, ties, and cookies)
Duckyian Empire (We're just not Ducks!)
Thanya (The One Containing Two X's)
Pineapple (You guys can choose—I don't care.)
Foxfyre Islands (Friend of 10000 Islands)
Barry (Barry the Butler)
(Sir) Control (the Tactician)
Metafalss (The Meta One)
pozlacenslavia (Chief Gopnik)
Devilprada (The Fabulous One)
Jin (Peanut Butter and Jelly)
Switmerica (Jack of All Trades)
La Vida De Sangre (The Beloved)
Isles de Taylor (The Rising Star)
Hallowdia (The one that gets high without drugs)
Odrin (old Odrin)
Free Guns For All - Gunny (The Glorious And Psychotic Gun Nut)
Lethoica (The Nickname Needs No Nickname)
LimpBizkit (Meme Master General)
Nabootine (Naboo the Australian Ambassator, NAA)
Randomain (The Encrypted)
M E G A L (The Wonder of Megal)
Grahnol (The Iron Explorer)
The Kingdom of Gusb
Louisistan (Big Trout)
Good luck guys!
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