Taco Island Court: A Case? We Try It.

[HumanSanity]

Aersoldorf, please pay a fine of 175 Tacos to each standing Justice (Shelter, TB, me). You were instructed not to comment.

[Aersoldorf]

Jul 3, 2011 16:05:39 GMT -5 HumanSanity said:

ATTORNEY GENERAL ORDER #001: The court is closed to all comment not made by the Plaintiff, King Tanzoria, or the defendant, [glow=red,2,300]Aersoldorf[/glow], Justices or Legal Counsel.

Is your honor feeling well? I'm one of the few that DO have permission to be speaking.

[HumanSanity]

Yes but you were also requested not to speak and wait for the Plaintiff's closing comments before you can give your own. Protest again and I will add another 525 Taco fine.

[Tanzoria]

I blew up La Vidas weapons factory to stop violence. You may say me blowing up the factroy was violent but no one was harmed and she was planning to kill all Taco Islanders with the weapons.

[La Vida De Sangre]

Jul 4, 2011 8:04:59 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

I blew up La Vidas weapons factory to stop violence. You may say me blowing up the factroy was violent but no one was harmed and she was planning to kill all Taco Islanders with the weapons.

Proof that I was actually planning to kill all Taco Islanders with the weapons?

[Tanzoria]

*Plans to kill all Taco Islanders with new weapons made in factory*

[La Vida De Sangre]

Jul 4, 2011 8:07:46 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

*Plans to kill all Taco Islanders with new weapons made in factory*

Not a direct quote, no name or date...


Yep, looks legit to me.

[Aersoldorf]

Jul 4, 2011 7:35:17 GMT -5 HumanSanity said:

Yes but you were also requested not to speak and wait for the Plaintiff's closing comments before you can give your own. Protest again and I will add another 525 Taco fine.

Methinks you should recuse yourself and return to the padded room your honor. No such order was given.

[blackchocolate]

This is a mockery of justice...

King Tasty has clearly been wronged, and yet, through his own grand-standing efforts, Aersoldorf has proven how ineffectively this kangaroo court operates.

As should be evident from my elegant discourse, I have great knowledge of the ways of the court through my hours of watching Law and Order. Therefore, I demand to be made an associate justice!

[Aersoldorf]

I'll make chocolate covered camel kabobs out of the both of you. I thought this was the food court.

[Boltor]

I move to shut down this kangaroo court.

[Aersoldorf]

Motion seconded, party at my place.

[Boltor]

;D

[La Vida De Sangre]

I sill want Tanz to be trialed before we move on.

*pout*

[Aersoldorf]

I've got the food covered

Attachments:

[blackchocolate]

Delicious!

[Boltor]

[Tanzoria]

Jul 4, 2011 8:52:44 GMT -5 La Vida De Sangre said:

I sill want Tanz to be trialed before we move on.

*pout*

I will not go on trial in this joke of a court.

[Boltor]

lol

[Tanzoria]

I am sueing Boltor for constant eye rolling.

[Wordy]

[Aersoldorf]

if the sue fits i always say

[Boltor]

Jul 4, 2011 22:28:45 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

I am sueing Boltor for constant eye rolling.

[blackchocolate]

I want to sue...Thanya. I am upset over the missing dirty sock puppet.

[Aersoldorf]

she claims it's flower fresh

[blackchocolate]

i saw, and i'm not buying it.

filthy sock puppet

[La Vida De Sangre]

Jul 4, 2011 21:31:17 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Jul 4, 2011 8:52:44 GMT -5 La Vida De Sangre said:

I sill want Tanz to be trialed before we move on.

*pout*

I will not go on trial in this joke of a court.

Your consent is not really an important factor.

[Aersoldorf]

i think he's afraid they'd sentence him to the rack of spicing and he's allergic to good taste

[Wordy]

I thought men liked a good rack

[Aersoldorf]

we do. we do indeed. but tanz isn't a man yet