Post by Free Guns For All on Dec 8, 2012 3:22:25 GMT -5
As some of you may be aware, there's a series on YouTube called Epic Rap Battles of History. Two guys (NicePeter and EpicLloyd) rap as famous figures from throughout history. All battles are chosen by the fans. Anyway, I decided we could debate who won each battle. Let's start with the first battle: musician and former Beatle John Lennon competing against FOX news anchor Bill O' Reilly.
Personally, I think Lennon won this, for the line: "Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free"
SEASON 1
1. John Lennon (5) vs Bill O'Reilly (0)
2. Darth Vader (6) vs Adolf Hitler (0)
3. Abe Lincoln (1) vs Chuck Norris (3)
4. Sarah Palin (2) vs Lady Gaga (2)
5. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage (3) vs Kim Jong-Il (1)
6. Justin Bieber (0) vs Beethoven (5)
7. Albert Einstein (3) vs Stephen Hawking (3)
8. Genghis Khan (3) vs Easter Bunny (1)
9. Napoleon Bonaparte (3) vs Napoleon Dynamite (0)
10. Billy Mays & Vince Offer (3) vs Ben Franklin (1)
11. Gandalf (4) vs Albus Dumbledore (0)
12. Dr. Seuss, The Cat In The Hat, Thing 1 & Thing 2 (0) vs William Shakespeare (4)
13. Mr. T (0) vs Mr. Rogers (4)
14. Christopher Columbus (4) vs Captain Kirk (0)
15. Nice Peter (0) vs Epic Lloyd (2) vs That nice looking winged dog (2)
SEASON 2
16. Adolf Hitler (1) vs Darth Vader (2)
17. Master Chief (1) vs Leonidas (1)
18. Mario Brothers (0) vs Wright Brothers (3)
19. Michael Jackson (3) vs Elvis Presley (0)
20. Cleopatra (4) vs Marilyn Monroe (0)
21. Steve Jobs (2) vs Bill Gates (0) vs HAL 9000 (2)
22. Frank Sinatra (0) vs Freddie Mercury (3)
23. Barack Obama (0) vs Mitt Romney (0) vs Abe Lincoln (3)
24. Doc Brown (1) vs Doctor Who (3)
25. Bruce Lee (2) vs Clint Eastwood (2)
26. Batman & Robin (0) vs Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson (5)
27. Moses (3) vs Santa Claus & The Elves (0)
28. Adam (2) vs Eve (1)
29. Gandhi (3) vs Martin Luther King Jr. (2)
30. Nikola Tesla (4) vs Thomas Edison (1)
31. Babe Ruth (5) vs Lance Armstrong (0)
32. Mozart (5) vs Skrillex (1)
33. Grigori Rasputin (0) vs Joseph Stalin (1) vs Vladimir Lenin (0) vs Mikhail Gorbachev (4) vs Vladimir Putin (0)
SEASON 3
34. Adolf Hitler (0) vs Darth Vader & Boba Fett (4)
35. Blackbeard (0) vs Al Capone (4)
36. Miley Cyrus (0) vs Joan Of Arc (4)
37. Bob Ross (0) vs Pablo Picasso (2)
38. Muhammad Ali (1) vs Michael Jordan (4)
39. Donald Trump & The Ghosts of Christmas (5.5) vs Ebenezer Scrooge (0.5)
40. Rick Grimes (0) vs Walter White (5)
41. Goku (4) vs Superman (0)
42. Stephen King (2) vs Edgar Allen Poe (2)
43. Sir Isaac Newton (2) vs Bill Nye & Neil DeGrasse Tyson (3)
44. George Washington (0) vs William Wallace (4)
45. Artists (3) vs Turtles (0)
SEASON 4
46. Ghostbusters (1) vs Mythbusters (3)
47. Romeo & Juliet (1) vs Bonnie & Clyde (2)
48. Zeus (0) vs Thor (4)
49. Jack the Ripper (0) vs Hannibal Lecter (4)
50. Oprah (3) vs Ellen (1)
51. Steven Spielberg (1) vs Alfred Hitchcock (0.5) vs Quentin Tarantino (3) vs Stanley Kubrick (0) vs Michael Bay (0.5)
52. Lewis and Clark (0) vs Bill and Ted (2)
53. David Copperfield (1) vs Harry Houdini (1)
54. Terminator (2) vs Robocop (0)
55. Eastern Philosophers (1) vs Western Philosophers (0)
56. Shaka Zulu (1.5) vs Julius Caesar (1.5)
57. Jim Henson (0) vs Stan Lee (1) vs Walt Disney (1)
BONUS BATTLE
58. Deadpool (1) vs Boba Fett (2)
SEASON 5
59. J. R. R. Tolkien (1) vs George R. R. Martin (1)
60. Gordon Ramsay (1) vs Julia Child (1)
61. Frederick Douglass (2) vs Thomas Jefferson (0)
62. Daniel Craig Bond (0) vs Austin Powers (2) vs Sean Connery Bond (1)
63. Bruce Banner (1) vs Bruce Jenner (1)
64. Alexander the Great (0) vs Ivan the Terrible (0) vs Frederick the Great (0) vs Pompey the Great (0) vs Catherine the Great (2)
65. Donald Trump (0) vs Hillary Clinton (0) vs Abraham Lincoln (2)
66. Ash Ketchum (0) vs Charles Darwin (2)
OTHER
Mountain Biker (2) vs Road Biker (0)
Personally, I think Lennon won this, for the line: "Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free"
SEASON 1
1. John Lennon (5) vs Bill O'Reilly (0)
2. Darth Vader (6) vs Adolf Hitler (0)
3. Abe Lincoln (1) vs Chuck Norris (3)
4. Sarah Palin (2) vs Lady Gaga (2)
5. Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage (3) vs Kim Jong-Il (1)
6. Justin Bieber (0) vs Beethoven (5)
7. Albert Einstein (3) vs Stephen Hawking (3)
8. Genghis Khan (3) vs Easter Bunny (1)
9. Napoleon Bonaparte (3) vs Napoleon Dynamite (0)
10. Billy Mays & Vince Offer (3) vs Ben Franklin (1)
11. Gandalf (4) vs Albus Dumbledore (0)
12. Dr. Seuss, The Cat In The Hat, Thing 1 & Thing 2 (0) vs William Shakespeare (4)
13. Mr. T (0) vs Mr. Rogers (4)
14. Christopher Columbus (4) vs Captain Kirk (0)
15. Nice Peter (0) vs Epic Lloyd (2) vs That nice looking winged dog (2)
SEASON 2
16. Adolf Hitler (1) vs Darth Vader (2)
17. Master Chief (1) vs Leonidas (1)
18. Mario Brothers (0) vs Wright Brothers (3)
19. Michael Jackson (3) vs Elvis Presley (0)
20. Cleopatra (4) vs Marilyn Monroe (0)
21. Steve Jobs (2) vs Bill Gates (0) vs HAL 9000 (2)
22. Frank Sinatra (0) vs Freddie Mercury (3)
23. Barack Obama (0) vs Mitt Romney (0) vs Abe Lincoln (3)
24. Doc Brown (1) vs Doctor Who (3)
25. Bruce Lee (2) vs Clint Eastwood (2)
26. Batman & Robin (0) vs Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson (5)
27. Moses (3) vs Santa Claus & The Elves (0)
28. Adam (2) vs Eve (1)
29. Gandhi (3) vs Martin Luther King Jr. (2)
30. Nikola Tesla (4) vs Thomas Edison (1)
31. Babe Ruth (5) vs Lance Armstrong (0)
32. Mozart (5) vs Skrillex (1)
33. Grigori Rasputin (0) vs Joseph Stalin (1) vs Vladimir Lenin (0) vs Mikhail Gorbachev (4) vs Vladimir Putin (0)
SEASON 3
34. Adolf Hitler (0) vs Darth Vader & Boba Fett (4)
35. Blackbeard (0) vs Al Capone (4)
36. Miley Cyrus (0) vs Joan Of Arc (4)
37. Bob Ross (0) vs Pablo Picasso (2)
38. Muhammad Ali (1) vs Michael Jordan (4)
39. Donald Trump & The Ghosts of Christmas (5.5) vs Ebenezer Scrooge (0.5)
40. Rick Grimes (0) vs Walter White (5)
41. Goku (4) vs Superman (0)
42. Stephen King (2) vs Edgar Allen Poe (2)
43. Sir Isaac Newton (2) vs Bill Nye & Neil DeGrasse Tyson (3)
44. George Washington (0) vs William Wallace (4)
45. Artists (3) vs Turtles (0)
SEASON 4
46. Ghostbusters (1) vs Mythbusters (3)
47. Romeo & Juliet (1) vs Bonnie & Clyde (2)
48. Zeus (0) vs Thor (4)
49. Jack the Ripper (0) vs Hannibal Lecter (4)
50. Oprah (3) vs Ellen (1)
51. Steven Spielberg (1) vs Alfred Hitchcock (0.5) vs Quentin Tarantino (3) vs Stanley Kubrick (0) vs Michael Bay (0.5)
52. Lewis and Clark (0) vs Bill and Ted (2)
53. David Copperfield (1) vs Harry Houdini (1)
54. Terminator (2) vs Robocop (0)
55. Eastern Philosophers (1) vs Western Philosophers (0)
56. Shaka Zulu (1.5) vs Julius Caesar (1.5)
57. Jim Henson (0) vs Stan Lee (1) vs Walt Disney (1)
BONUS BATTLE
58. Deadpool (1) vs Boba Fett (2)
SEASON 5
59. J. R. R. Tolkien (1) vs George R. R. Martin (1)
60. Gordon Ramsay (1) vs Julia Child (1)
61. Frederick Douglass (2) vs Thomas Jefferson (0)
62. Daniel Craig Bond (0) vs Austin Powers (2) vs Sean Connery Bond (1)
63. Bruce Banner (1) vs Bruce Jenner (1)
64. Alexander the Great (0) vs Ivan the Terrible (0) vs Frederick the Great (0) vs Pompey the Great (0) vs Catherine the Great (2)
65. Donald Trump (0) vs Hillary Clinton (0) vs Abraham Lincoln (2)
66. Ash Ketchum (0) vs Charles Darwin (2)
OTHER
Mountain Biker (2) vs Road Biker (0)