Post by Duckyian Empire on Aug 4, 2013 22:13:35 GMT -5
The namesake of the Louisan Dictionary^
The purpose of the dictionary, created by Louisa and Duckyian Empire is defined below:
Another definition of this glorious Dictionary!
Our first definition:
Definitions by Duckyian Empire
Roman Catholicism: a major religion whose higher-ups wear pointy hats and everyone else is seen to pray about anything. It's also Ducky's belief.
Protestantism: a group of minor religions that hate Roman Catholicism and claim that it's utter BS.
Hinduism: the major religion where you can be a human today and a cow tomorrow.
Secularism: someone who is non-religious and just lives on.
Agnostic: someone who claims to be indecisive about God, but is really a closet atheist.
Atheist: someone who claims that God doesn't exist and claims those who do are idiots.
Islam: a major religion whose members tend to take their holy book way too literally.
Summer Olympic Games: a competition which determines whether China or the United States is better at sports (see IOC)
Winter Olympic Games: a competition which determines which Northern Hemisphere nation is best at sports (see IOC, Summer Olympic Games)
National Football League: where players shoot their close friends in the woods
Super Bowl: fourth-fifths commercial orgy, one-tenth musical performances and the last tenth is actual football (see National Football League)
National Basketball Association: tall people shoot for the hoop while avoiding help from their teammates
FIFA: a French organisation that ensure that picking a ball is 100% fair
World Cup: a soccer tournament where only teams from Western Europe and South America have a chance of being world champs (see FIFA)
World Series: MLB's championship where teams from the US and Canada have a chance of winning (see Major League Baseball)
Bull Market: where Woonsocket sells copies of his flag at a 300% markup.
Bear Market: where gummy bears are sold at a 75% discount
Eurozone- nations that use said colourful money
PIGS- nations that dragged down the Eurozone into Hell
The Hague- a scary place if you committed an international crime
Switzerland- a peaceful place surrounded by extremely tall mountains in which every home has a military-grade rifle
A request from Witchcraft and Sorcery: Quack-scoping!
Quack-scoping: "the improper use of a sniping rifle and results in the behaviour of the quack-scoper to be changed to the mannerisms and behaviours of a duck. See "Quick-scoping"
A definition from HumanSanity
Definitions from Witchcraft and Sorcery:
Definitions by Byzesion
Corporation: Any two people conspiring to rob a third blind.
Congress: Five-hundred thirty-five people paid to get nothing done.
Antibiotic: A catch-all drug given regardless of an ailment's cause.
Communism: A form of government where all resources are owned by the state and given freely to the party elite.
Filibuster: To prevent a vote on legislation by threatening to prevent a vote on legislation.
Optimism: The youthful belief that things can change.
Hospital: A place where the sick and injured go to get horrible infections and pay thousands for the pleasure.
Commercial break: The gravest consequence of the West winning the Cold War.
Cold War: An argument between the United States and its allies and the Soviet Union and its allies over whose method of depriving their citizens of goods and services was better.
Major League Baseball: Thirty teams of twenty-five players each injecting steroids into each other's butts.
World War II: The single most popular setting for first-person shooters.
Duct Tape
1.) The universal constant.
2.) Redneck leg wax.
Compact Disc: A data transmission method that, when scratched, drives up corporate revenue.
Internet: A decentralized delivery system for funny pictures of cats.
Politician: One who lies in service of their nation. See also: Lawyer
Lawyer: One who lies in service of their bank account. See also: Politician
Electric Company: An ingenious method of funding a power plant without actually having to build one.
Anaglyph 3D: A method of inducing temporary colorblindness.
Air Conditioning: The invention most vital to the settling of the American South.
American Civil War: A national argument over whether or not those from Africa are people.
Peeps:
1: Sugar coated marshmallow birds commonly spotted in the weeks before and after Easter.
2: Those with whom you would share sugar coated marshmallow birds.
3: A weapon which, when subjected to electromagnetic radiation between 0.3 and 300 GHz, will coat the interior of a large building in hot marshmallow.
Columbus Day: A day celebrating the discovery of the New World by Christopher Columbus. Commonly observed in the United States by mattress sales.
World Assembly: An international body dedicated to repealing the last resolution passed three days later.
United Nations Security Council: A group of representatives from fifteen countries where anything even remotely useful is vetoed by China, Russia, or the United States.
United Nations General Assembly: A group of representatives from one hundred ninety three nations whose main activity, prior to his ouster due to term limits, was walking out on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad while he was saying crazy things.
A definition from Randomain!
A definition from Aersoldorf!
A definition from the Canadian ambassador to XKI: Matilda Love!
Artist:'it's all Greek to me'
If anyone here in Taco Island has any other words, state so here! If you wish to post your own definition, please let me know so I can include it here in the OP. Fees range from 5 tacos to Duckyian Empire to diamonds from Tiffany and Co. to my dear Louisa. Have fun!
Edit: If you don't know who Louisa is, there's a link of her in this post.
Edit 2.5: We have found my dear Louisa and a pic of her is at the top of this post.
