The Great Muffin War of 2014

[Luksusowa]

I was bored and asked who would win a war. If Anime Daisuki and Ananke got in a war over who's muffins where more delicious who would likely be victorious?


Anime Daisuki Replied:
I don't have muffins, it's not a fair fight... ;_;

They speak a strange language in her land so after translating I think she said something like "I wish I had muffins. I want muffins bad enough to KILL..."

All so Ananke replied:
Anime Daisuki is one of the people in 10ki I've worked closest with through the years, so no way we'd ever go to war.

Again strange language.. so we translate:
Anime Daisuke is going to steal my muffins!? Oh NO! what ever will I do?!

I think there is plenty of reasons for them to have an all out war!

Stats time!

Anime Daisuke:
Population - 16.237 billion
Defense forces - Negative 35 (really? that is possible?!)
Weaponization - 119
Police Force - Negative 20?! WAT!


Ananke:
Population - population of 17.254
Defense forces - Negative 55 (SERIOUSLY!?)
Weaponization - Negative 87 (My GOD...)
Police Force - Negative 83?! What the!? Heck I bet I could take you on in a fight with numbers this low!



Seems anime Daisuki has the upper hand with all those citizens being well armed but neither nation has much in the way of a military... This should make for an interesting fight!

Wait a second... I have many costly plans in the near future... A big garden project and lots of flowers to buy.. As well has a large scale recruitment drive for two different regions! I bet I can make some money off this! My Island of 20 acres just happens to be located in a lake in Ananke's island so I can sell her weapons! But to be fair I'll sell some to Anime Daisuke too! This way I make more money!

Might just sell them both squirt guns and tell them they are using real weapons of mass destruction so they don't hurt each other too much..


So who do you think will win the fight!?

(All so not quite sure if I posted in the right place... This looks like the forum for silly topics like this I think. If not mods can move topics to correct locations though right?)

[Duckyian Empire]

Yes, I think this is the right place.

Yes, a mod can move this thread if need be.

[Benevolent Thomas]

As someone who has been saved by Ananke's muffins in the past, I can attest to the fact that AD would not stand a chance in any muffin war with Ananke.

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

I would agree. After the war with the Skeleton Army... I would say Ananke takes this one without a doubt.

[New Ecopia]

Ananke for sure would win.

[Wordy]

Really it would depend on who is baking the muffins....I have been told my muffins are lethal weapons ;_;

[Anime Daisuki]

Not gonna argue about that... I don't even bake! However, if you mean eating muffins...I might win ^^

[Luksusowa]

I like that I am going to make a lot of money! I will buy so many lillies this year!

[Duckyian Empire]

As long the war's not harmful to me!

[Wordy]

*throws a muffin at Ducky*

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

*quickly follows suit*

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!

[Escanaba]

I don't know. Ananke is pretty serious about muffins.

I would give the edge to Ananke.

[Takosu]

Winning!

[Ananke II]

My muffins are amazing. I'm okay with Anime Daisuki eating them though.

[Takosu]

It looks like you are winning instead of me actually...

But also I'm not on the poll.

[Duckyian Empire]

*eats muffins, doesn't throw food like a civilised Psyduck*

[Luksusowa]

Ananke will be the largest nation on Nationstates after annexing anime Daisuki! All so Ducky might get eated by her too if I paired him up with her in the next match!

Indian Empire and ducky both join forces against really nice and scary nation Ananke in the next match maybe..

[Socialist Sts. of E Antarctica]

Why not both?

[Aersoldorf]

You do realize that Anime Daisuke is a guy, right?

[Duckyian Empire]

I think he was referring to Ananke, I think.

[Takosu]

Feb 21, 2014 18:58:16 GMT -5 Socialist Sts. of E Antarctica said:

Why not both?

[Aersoldorf]

Feb 20, 2014 19:04:22 GMT -5 Luksusowa said:

Anime Daisuki Replied:
I don't have muffins, it's not a fair fight... ;_;

They speak a strange language in her land so after translating I think she said something like "I wish I had muffins. I want muffins bad enough to KILL..."

Looks like a clear reference to AD to me

[Duckyian Empire]

Oh. I really didn't read the OP.

[The Candy Lane]

Feb 21, 2014 8:54:09 GMT -5 Duckyian Empire said:

As long the war's not harmful to me!

relevant:

[Duckyian Empire]

That was a good one!

[Luksusowa]

Guy girl same thing! I go based on flag. Anime Daisuki has Belldandy so that makes her a girl even if she is a dude in real life.


And ues Both does sound better! All so might make it 3 and toss Takosu in since Ananke appears to be like a ninja.. She will need lots of foes next time!

[Takosu]

Feb 21, 2014 19:35:55 GMT -5 Luksusowa said:

Guy girl same thing! I go based on flag. Anime Daisuki has Belldandy so that makes her a girl even if she is a dude in real life.


And ues Both does sound better! All so might make it 3 and toss Takosu in since Ananke appears to be like a ninja.. She will need lots of foes next time!

So you're a girl too?

[Luksusowa]

Yea I guess so! My logic is never wrong! Cirno is no baka!

[Duckyian Empire]

Yay! Lack of logic!

[Luksusowa]

WAit.. lack of logic!? Why did it take me a day to notice that!?