Spill your guts: Free Guns For All

[Ater Nox]

Why is Queensland better than New South Wales?

[Aersoldorf]

Why is NSW better than Queensland?

[Ater Nox]

Why is the sky blue?

[Free Guns For All]

Yeesh, so many questions:

Mar 15, 2014 17:13:10 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Would you like an editor?

Getting published has kinda taken a backseat. I'm more concerned with trying to get a job right now. Are you offering?

Mar 15, 2014 19:41:00 GMT -5 Randomain said:

Who you gonna call?

Mythbusters...that's right isn't it?

Mar 15, 2014 19:45:12 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

If you had to be eaten by a fish of your choice, which fish would you choose and why?

I think after the amount of shark I've eaten, karma's gonna come get me for it. Although if that's the case I should be more wary of pigs and cows.

Mar 15, 2014 19:55:24 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers. I'm of the opinion you don't want more detail than that.

Mar 15, 2014 20:52:42 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Do you think you could take Tony Abbott in a fight?

Oh God I hope so.

Mar 15, 2014 20:55:32 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Will you give me all your tacos?

Only if you give me all yours.

Mar 15, 2014 20:56:27 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Have you ever done a back flip?

No, I like my neck in its current unbroken state.

Mar 15, 2014 20:58:55 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

What's your favorite time of day?

Nighttime. Easier to hide after an "incident".

Mar 15, 2014 20:59:27 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Why is Queensland better than New South Wales?

Because the Gold Coast is full of hot girls in bikinis.

Mar 15, 2014 22:40:16 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Why is NSW better than Queensland?

Because Bondi is full of hot girls in bikinis.

Mar 15, 2014 23:08:45 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Why is the sky blue?

It's full of God's tears for my sins. Rainy days are when I really overdid it.



Okay, I think I got them all.

[Aersoldorf]

Am I drunk or sober right now?

[Aersoldorf]

And yes, I'd be happy to serve as an editor for you.

[Duckyian Empire]

Do you poke fun at Queensland?

[Ater Nox]

Would you rather visit Bondi or the Gold Coast?

What is the most bogan sentence you can come up with?

Have you ever stolen a police car and pulled people over for fun?

[Duckyian Empire]

Did you steal a tank for gun and drove it to attempt to destroy Ayers Rock?

[Free Guns For All]

Mar 16, 2014 10:06:21 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Am I drunk or sober right now?

You're speaking coherently right now, so I'm going to say sober...or not drunk enough.

Mar 16, 2014 10:06:40 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

And yes, I'd be happy to serve as an editor for you.

I'll keep this in mind for later.

Mar 16, 2014 12:27:58 GMT -5 Duckyian Empire said:

Do you poke fun at Queensland?

I don't often do this. Maybe because I'm so confident in Victoria's superiority.

Mar 16, 2014 18:40:00 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Would you rather visit Bondi or the Gold Coast?

What is the most bogan sentence you can come up with?

Have you ever stolen a police car and pulled people over for fun?

Bondi. I haven't been there yet and I've been to the Gold Coast twice.
"Yeeh, mate, me and the boys gonna go to the 'G and watch the 'Pies beat the Swans."
No, but I'm gonna do it now.

Mar 16, 2014 21:05:34 GMT -5 Duckyian Empire said:

Did you steal a tank for gun and drove it to attempt to destroy Ayers Rock?

See my previous answer.

[Ater Nox]

When was the last time you and the boys went down the 'G to watch the 'Pies beat the Swans?

Why didn't you and the boys go down the 'G to watch the 'Pies beat the Swans?

What is the largest gun you have?

Do you have a guerrilla army made up of gorillas?

[Aersoldorf]

Was leaving the trees a bad idea?

[Ater Nox]

Do you have a secret identity?

[Free Guns For All]

Mar 17, 2014 2:49:39 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

When was the last time you and the boys went down the 'G to watch the 'Pies beat the Swans?

Why didn't you and the boys go down the 'G to watch the 'Pies beat the Swans?

What is the largest gun you have?

Do you have a guerrilla army made up of gorillas?

My answer to the first two questions is: I'm a Richmond supporter.
I call it Betsy, and I can put my entire head into the barrel. For some reason, Betsy doesn't come with a non-lethal option.
No. They're actually orangutans.

Mar 17, 2014 14:50:05 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

Was leaving the trees a bad idea?

Not for me it wasn't. The rest of humanity however...

Mar 17, 2014 17:30:57 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Do you have a secret identity?

Yes. By day I'm a mild mannered gun toting psychopath. By night I'm a psychotic gun toting psychopath.

[Aersoldorf]

Is it quitting time yet?

[Free Guns For All]

Depends what I'm supposed to be quitting.

[Ater Nox]

What is your drink of choice?

[Ater Nox]

When they make a movie of your life, which actor do you want to play you?

[Aersoldorf]

What rating would the MPAA assign to a movie about your life?

[Free Guns For All]

Mar 19, 2014 3:13:24 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

What is your drink of choice?

I'm gonna take this question seriously. In RL, I don't actually drink (no BS, I'm a non-drinker). Normally, I just go with Coca Cola.

Mar 20, 2014 0:09:31 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

When they make a movie of your life, which actor do you want to play you?

Robert Downey Jr.

Mar 20, 2014 17:36:01 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

What rating would the MPAA assign to a movie about your life?

What I want it to be: R 18+
What it'll probably be: PG, maybe M at best.

[Ater Nox]

What is your favourite past time that does not involve shooting things?

[Free Guns For All]

Reading.

[Ater Nox]

What is your favourite past time that does involve shooting things?

[Free Guns For All]

Grand Theft Auto. I also quite like the games.

[Ater Nox]

What is your favourite vehicle to 'acquire'?

[Thanya]

1: A planet exactly like Earth has been found and you are given the opportunity to live on it for a decade(with others from Earth). Would you do it?

2: If you could go on a rampage with any GTA character, who would you choose and why?

3: Would you rather become a eunuch or attend a Bieber concert?

[Free Guns For All]

Mar 24, 2014 22:08:45 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

What is your favourite vehicle to 'acquire'?

Does this answer your question?

Mar 25, 2014 4:24:52 GMT -5 Thanya said:

1: A planet exactly like Earth has been found and you are given the opportunity to live on it for a decade(with others from Earth). Would you do it?

2: If you could go on a rampage with any GTA character, who would you choose and why?

3: Would you rather become a eunuch or attend a Bieber concert?

1. Yes, so I can say I caused havoc on more than one planet.
2. Carl Johnson. To this day I still like causing random destruction across the entire San Andreas state.
3. Eunuch *looks up what a eunuch is* Ohhh...That still wins.

[Ater Nox]

What is your favourite type of hat?

[Free Guns For All]

For some reason, I really like any hat I see on Brendon Urie. My official answer is: any kind that works with a steampunk outfit.

[Ater Nox]

What is your favourite car?