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XKI Generation: The 1800 Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Top Right XKI NS Join Year: 162 - Friday, 17 February 2012 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party
There are many Islanders whose acting abilities have gone unnoticed and unappreciated for far too long a time. Indeed, they have portrayed some of the greatest characters in all of NationStates. And now, they have all finally involuntarily gathered together to form the “XKI THESPIAN SOCIETY”.
This little endeavor is intended to provide our exceedingly gifted Island colleagues with a forum - or a “stage”, as it were – on which to display their considerable acting talents and skills.
So without further ado, please accept the following as one humble Critic’s Reviews of their theatrical offerings.
Senator Himes West TITO Executive Officer 74th Knight of TITO
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XKI Generation: The 1800 Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Top Right XKI NS Join Year: 162 - Friday, 17 February 2012 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party
STARRING: Wordy, Benevolent Thomas, and Aersoldorf Co-Starring: Ater Nox and Ducky Gratuitous Nudity: Woonsocket
PLOT: Ranch hands working on a free range penguin farm in Coober Pedy, South Australia, battle zombie hordes.
RATING: 4.7 Ananke muffins out of 5
MOVIE TRAILER
(Scene: Old farm house. Wordy, BT, and Aerso are looking down wooden stairs into a dark basement.)
BT: Let’s all go down into this dark basement.
Wordy: No. I’m too scantily clad.
Aerso: We won’t take the flashlight then.
Wordy: Okay.
BT: Here Aerso. Hold the shotgun. *gives Aerso shotgun* I’ll start on this broken top step. *falls through step into basement and is impaled on rusty dryer vent*
Aerso: That didn't go well.
Wordy: Do you think BT’s a zombie yet?
Aerso: I don’t know. Let’s go down and look.
Wordy: No. My skirt’s too short for stairs.
Aerso: Ok. I’ll go. You stay here. Take the shotgun. *hands shotgun to Wordy* *steps forward, crashes to basement, lodging head in goldfish bowl, and suffocates.
Wordy: Aerso? BT?....Are you guys zombies yet?
*hears growling and banging on front door behind her, turns*
Wordy: I’ll be right there! *starts toward door, nervously clutching shotgun*
*more intense growling and banging on front door*
Wordy: Okay, okay! Coming!!
*leans shotgun against wall and starts to open door*
(-fade to black-)
TWO SENTENCE REVIEW
An instant XKI cult classic. The movie’s opening road rage scene set in New York City, where the p*ssed-off zombie bus driver (Ater Nox) attacks the cabbie (Ducky) and rips out his vocal chords – while a naked zombie (Woon) haltingly “streaks” across the street in the background - will have you on your feet howling approval!
Until next time… Don’t forget to turn off your cell phone!
Senator Himes West TITO Executive Officer 74th Knight of TITO
Um - that's all the nudity I get? A brief cameo? And I got all worked up about Wordy being in a Thespian movie, until I looked up what Thespian means. I was SO disappointed...
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Post by Woonsocket on Jun 21, 2014 19:11:27 GMT -5
Damn...and after I bribed donated all those tacos to Barry to set things up, too... I guess all that experience sussing out bad guys stood you in good stead.
I'll get you yet, my pretty! At least a bull can always hope!
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XKI Generation: The 1800 Generation XKI Map Nation Color: Top Right XKI NS Join Year: 162 - Friday, 17 February 2012 Historical XKI Political Party: MSPP - Mayor Shelter Political Party
It is time, once again, to review another theatrical offering by our own 10000 Islands’ incredibly talented group of actresses and actors.
In this production, our players take on the timeless themes of corruption, cover-ups, and lack of adequate clothing, as they wind their way through the dark and twisted halls of power, deceit, and debauchery.
Join me now in watching, as our XKI Thespians attempt to ply us again with the sweet liquor of their considerable abilities to make us question our most deeply held values, and to ask ourselves whether “’Wrong’ is the new ‘Right’?” Let’s all watch the trailer now, shall we?
Movie: ALL THE FIELD COMMANDER’S MEN
STARRING: Wordy as Field Commander Wordy Ater Nox as Tactical Officer Ater Nox Control as Tactical Officer Controlitia Co-Starring: Free Guns For All as President Bill Clinton (in romantic role-play as a naked monkey) Ayunli as Monica Lewinsky Isles of Nixon as President Richard M. Nixon Paffnia as Charles Colson Cerb as a picture of President John F. Kennedy
PLOT: Leaders of TITO Command attempt to grapple with the growing “Skeleton Army-Gate” scandal.
(Scene: TITO Headquarters. Field Commander Wordy sits at her desk, receiving advice from her Tactical Officers, Ater Nox and Controlitia.
Ater Nox: *looking seriously at Wordy* There is a cankor sore growing on your Field Commandershipness.
Wordy: A (expletive deleted) what?
Control: I think the historical reference is to “cancer”, not “cankor sore”.
Ater Nox: No. I meant “cankor sore”. We’re in enough hot water already without a plagiarism and copyright infringement lawsuit from John Dean and Bob Woodward.
Wordy: Okay. “Cankor (expletive deleted) sore” it is then. What (expletive deleted) cankor sore?
Control: Well, Field Commander…*hesitates*…They’ve got a picture of you signing The Skeleton Army’s ‘Bone of Surrender’ on behalf of TITO.
Wordy: *leans toward microphoned “flower” on desk* I DID NOT! THAT…WOULD…BE…WRONG…!
Ater Nox: But Field Commander…they have a picture and everything. TITO is now a puppet of The Skeleton Army!
Wordy: (Expletive deleted) me!
Ater Nox: That about sums it up alright.
*Group is interrupted by door opening and Gunny standing naked in the doorway, dressed only in a monkey suit from the waist up*
Gunny: Hey guys. Anybody see Monica Lewinsky around here? …No? Well. As you were then.
*door closes*
Wordy: *scratches head* Was that a (expletive deleted) naked talking monkey?
Ater Nox: *shrugs shoulders* Who cares? What matters here is that Grub (Lenlyvit) is going to be really, really not happy about this.
Control: Yep. Naked monkeys shouldn’t be able to gain access to TITO Headquarters that easily.
Ater Nox: *exasperated* NO! I mean he’ll be livid that our Field Commander signed The Skeleton Army’s Bone of Surrender!
Wordy: *leans toward flower again* Our Founder has a right to know whether his Field Commander is a crook; AND…I…AM…NOT…A…CROOK!
Control: Well, unfortunately they DO have a picture of you signing TSA’s Bone of Surrender. I think we’ll have to pay them off.
Wordy: …(Expletive deleted) How much do you think they want? A million Tacos? I know where we can get a million Tacos. That would be easy.
Wordy: *thoughtfully tugs at eyebrow, then…* Oh. Wait. I have a (expletive deleted) plan.
*Group is interrupted by door opening and Monica Lewinsky standing in the doorway*
Ayunli: Hey guys. Anyone see a naked monkey who kind of looks like Billy – I call him “Billy” - Clinton come through here?
(-fade to black-)
TWO SENTENCE REVIEW
Another XKI cult classic in the making, as our players have seamlessly woven a point/counter-point tale contrasting the deft handling of crisis situations by our Fearless TITO Field Commander, as juxtaposed against a background of the horribly mismanaged scandals of the Nixon and Clinton presidential administrations.
The opening scene where President Nixon (Isles of Nixon) drunkenly staggers around the Oval Office, yelling obscenities at a picture of President Kennedy (Cerb) on the wall, while Charles Colson (Paffnia) is begging Nixon to get down on his knees and pray with him, is simply breathtaking in its intensity.
Until next time… Don’t forget to turn off your cell phone!
Senator Himes West TITO Executive Officer 74th Knight of TITO
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