[taco]The Taco Island Texan Beach Party Extravaganza!

[Benevolent Thomas]

Welcome to Taco Island, Texas!

Feel free to grab a seat while we take your drink orders.



We'll be sure to make it a Hurricane before you go insane.

Our expert team of Benevolent Barmen and Barrarabian Butlers have a combined library of over 10,000 cocktails.



The nets are up!

If your game is impressive enough, you may just get to play a game with our Islander Women's Volleyball Team.



And what kind of Texan party would this be without food?



The Mayor himself will be working the barbecue:







Some of you may even want to go into the water!



Improving Sailingness anyone?



Taco Island regulars are prepared to get even the noobiest beginners on their feet.



Of course, all activity will be closely monitored by our Coastwatching staff to ensure safety

[Ater Nox]

*Finds the seat at the bar with the best view of the beach.*

Which of our over 10000 cocktails do you recommend I start with? I will need to test them all to make sure they are up to standards for our Texan visitors.

[Benevolent Thomas]

How about our Lava Flow?

Its got: Light Rum, Coconut Rum, Strawberries, a Banana, Pineapple Juice and Coconut Cream.

[Shy Guyia (old account)]

Where do i start? *takes a seat* That drink look so good... I gonna buy it!

[Barry]

*takes up position behind beach bar, with a fine view of the Islander Women's Volleyball Team warming up*

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcomed Texans and Islanders....Our Benevolent Barmen and Barrarabian Butlers are at your service. *bows* May we suggest that you consider beginning your journey through our 10,000 Exotic Elixirs with a refreshing Long Island Iced Tea? It contains a healthy combination of Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Triple sec, along with other secret ingredients. It is an exquisite "Before BBQ" beverage, certain to tingle, tantalize, and tease your taste buds in preparation for our Mayor's excellent culinary offerings.

[Anime Daisuki]

I've brought some low-cal vegeburgers for those of us who are vegetarians

[havenburgh]

*takes a dip in the ocean*

Well, these waters are just as good as Havenburgh. I love it here, so bartender, I shall have a lava flow please!

[Wordy]

I am not sure if its safe to drink and sail at the same time.....*looks for the cruise control* I hear these things drive themselves anyway....bottoms up!

[havenburgh]

True. Thats why im laying back and just taking a drink. When will the bbq be done?

[Benevolent Thomas]

Jun 27, 2014 6:44:31 GMT -5 Wordy said:

I am not sure if its safe to drink and sail at the same time.....*looks for the cruise control* I hear these things drive themselves anyway....bottoms up!

You are correct! Just put up the sails and you shall go wherever the wind takes you. Don't worry though, people usually get guided right back to Taco Island where they have to pay the re-entry tax. It costs some serious tacos to corrupt nature.

[Benevolent Thomas]

Roll out the dance floor! Our local quack is here to make sure you sweat.

[The Great Pharaoh]

Walks up to the cocktail bar.

That Lava Flow looks good. I'll have one of those!

[Barry]

Here you go...complete with an extra-large, Texas-size pineapple slice!

[The Great Pharaoh]

That's 1 down. 9,999 more cocktails to go.

So... umm... do the tents you guys have set up come with A/C, a huge bed, a kitchenette, and television?

[The Great Pharaoh]

I guess we'll be roughing it.

[Wordy]

OOh nice tent! * boat goes past.......boat goes past..........boat goes past again*

I am getting dizzy...what is in these drinks?

[Trecdom2]

Nice party. Anyone up for some Hasperat? Be careful they're a bit spicy.

[NewTexas]

Sweet!

Y'all sure are putting out an awesome spread! We will go for a couple of Texas-sized versions of those Hurricanes! Man, fruity rum drinks! That is perfect island fare. Thank you very much!

Where do we sign up for those Improving Sailingness sailing lessons?

We can hardly wait to take on the Islander Women's Volleyball Team!  Woot!

Thank you so much 10000 Islands!

[Benevolent Thomas]

Calling upon our magical elements to light up this place!

[Benevolent Thomas]

Jun 27, 2014 23:33:10 GMT -5 NewTexas said:

Y'all sure are putting out an awesome spread! We will go for a couple of Texas-sized versions of those Hurricanes! Man, fruity rum drinks! That is perfect island fare. Thank you very much!

Order Up!

[Ater Nox]

*pulls up a seat next to the bonfire*

Anyone want marshmallows?

[NewTexas]

U Da Man BeneTom!

Hey, wait, are those Green Olives in our Hurricane??? What are you trying to pull here Buddy?

[Shy Guyia (old account)]

Welcome to the Bar Texas! Welcome in and have a seat at the bar and enjoy your Taco!

I gonna play some volleyball! I need some people first...

[NewTexas]

Breakfast, Texas-Style, for our Islander friends!

[Anime Daisuki]

I'll go for the food while the volleyball has caught everyone else's attention.

[Benevolent Thomas]

Do we have tacos on draft?

[Paffnia]

Welcome Texans!

Jun 27, 2014 23:47:00 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Anyone want marshmallows?

*stuffs my face*

[amandil]

The food looks great! I am going to grab myself a drink, have some lunch and enjoy the beach!

[Benevolent Thomas]

Welcome to the first ever Taco Island's Ugliest Pets Show!

For the next few hours, we will be opening up the stage area for proud/disgruntled owners of the ugliest pets in all of 10KI and Texas. They will walk their pets to the front of the stage where we will ask the crowd to judge them. Now since I'm not entirely sure whether we should applaud or boo these gifts/freaks of nature, we will shall rate them by the general amount of noise the audience makes when they are presented. There will be no categories. Your pet can be deathly skinny, morbidly obese, domestic or even illegally exotic! We do not discriminate in Taco Island. The owner of the ugliest pet shall receive a 1 tax break from the Mayor. Such a generous man! So, step right up and show us what ya' got!

[Wordy]

Meet Mr Bunnybooboo