Taco Island Election Coverage
Jul 3, 2014 14:31:14 GMT -5
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Post by Paffnia on Jul 3, 2014 14:31:14 GMT -5
Fox Striker: "For folks just joining us, welcome to XKI-TV's 24/7 election coverage of Decision 2014, Mid-summer Edition: The Heat Is On. I'm Fox Striker--"
Anderton Caper: "--And I'm Anderton Caper, your anchors reporting live from our Taco Island studios. For the next two weeks, we'll have all the latest breaking news on the 10000 Islands' senate races. And boy do we have an election season shaping up."
Fox: "That's right. Over in Himes West, Witchcraft and Sorcery will be stepping down. Rumor has it he was caught counterfeiting Tacos and eating them all himself--what's that? I'm being told none of what I just said is true. I blame the news media."
Anderton: "We are the news media..."
Fox: "I blame the other news media."
Anderton: "Anyways, in Lyonnesse East, there's no word yet on Ardreas' plans. We sent a correspondent to ask him at his house--"
*cut to tape*
*Fox approaches door guarded by pit bulls. As he nervously knocks, the dogs pounce. The footage abruptly cuts off.*
Anderton: "--and received no response."
Fox: "They don't pay me enough for this job."
Anderton: "Meanwhile, a number of potential candidates have been making gestures toward running. The Candy Lane will be throwing his hat in the ring for TDP, while the Islands' resident butler, Barry, is looking for a promotion on the MSPP ticket."
Fox: "Aersoldorf may or may not also be making a run for his old seat. We wanted to hear from the man on the street what people think about the new mayor of Shelter's Taco Island running."
*cuts to interview*
Anderton: "I'm with Joe Public here. Mr. Public, what do you think about Mayor Aersoldorf running?"
*Joe Public looks around for one of the Mayor's many hidden cameras and finds one zooming in on him*
Joe Public (nervously): "I LOVE OUR GLORIOUS MAYOR!"
Anderton: "Um, okay. What do you think about his latest Taco Island tax increases to pay for his new mansion construction?"
Joe: "OUR MAYOR CAN DO NO WRONG!"
*cuts back to studio*
Fox: "Well, there you have it, folks. Sure to be another exciting election."
Anderton: "We'll be back soon with more news as it develops. Meanwhile, we have correspondents across the 10000 Islands who will be reporting their thoughts. Let's go to them now--"