The Taco Island City Clerk's Office

[Louisistan]

So, yeah. As you know, I've decided to become Taco Island's City Clerk. I petitioned Mayor Aersoldorf to officially appoint me City Clerk, but he didn't. Whatever!

So now I've occupied this neat office in city hall, that nobody was using. Except for that rotting corps there in the corner, which I'm gonna get rid of, I promise. Soon! Stop buggin' me, get off my back! You're not my mom!

So now that I have an office, I'll just sit here and you can come to me with any business you have with Taco Island. And I will do - absolutely nothing, because Aersoldorf hasn't appointed me (again, whatever!) and so I can't act in any offical capacity. But I'll certainly act as if I was.

Anyway

The City Clerk's office is now open

[Louisistan]

Puts  a sign on the door

Taco Island City Clerk
No Affiliation with the City of Taco Island and its Mayor... yet.

[Louisistan]

Hangs up pictures of Grub (Lenlyvit) and Aersoldorf. Then takes the picture of Aersoldorf back down and puts it in a drawer, because he hasn't yet oficcally made me the clerk yet. Whatever!

[Louisistan]

*bump*

I'm serious. I want this to get, like, seriously bureaucratic! Please?!

[Boltor]

I'm lodging an official complaint that this is an illegal operation and demand a muffin for my good deeds.

[Barry]

*files application for Concealed Carry Permit for Molotov cocktails*

[Ater Nox]

Do you have any copies of the TIB131 - Application to Submit Blackmail Request Forms lying around?

[Boltor]

I shredded all of those

[Ater Nox]

Ugh, the Clerks Office better print some more then.

[Coryo]

Hey! Does this place offer drinks, too?

[Louisistan]

Boltor, I'm sorry, we can't process your request, because you haven't signed form #38B. Also, because we're not officially authorized to do anything.

Barry, Your application is under review, but so far it's looking good.

Boltor, Ater Nox, I refer you to the printing office, which I'm sure must be around here somewhere

Coryo, no.


NEXT!

[Boltor]

Still a corrupt and illegal operation, the Mayor will likely authorize my legal use of military resources to destroy this office when I ask him next we meet.

[Louisistan]

Yes. So?

[Boltor]

Your office will burn and so will all your precious forms.

[Louisistan]

Yes. So? I'll occupy a new office and print out even more forms!!

[Louisistan]

Hangs a picture of Delegate Markanite posing in front of the XKI flag.

[Shy Guyia (old account)]

Do you have a TBDCD -Taco Bay Docking Card Docs- i can get?

[Markanite]

Love the picture Louisistan!

[Louisistan]

Aug 26, 2014 14:21:22 GMT -5 Shy Guyia (old account) said:

Do you have a TBDCD -Taco Bay Docking Card Docs- i can get?

Sure thing. No official ones, though.

[Louisistan]

Aug 26, 2014 14:25:49 GMT -5 Markanite said:

Love the picture Louisistan!

I'm glad you like it

[Louisistan]

Aug 25, 2014 5:46:30 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Puts  a sign on the door

Taco Island City Clerk
No Affiliation with the City of Taco Island and its Mayor... yet.

See, Aersoldorf? No impersonation whatsoever

[Coryo]

Close down this place! This place offers no drinks!

[Louisistan]

We offer licenses to offer drinks, though.

[Coryo]

Okay, make one for this office.

[Louisistan]

I could. But then that would be illegal, because I really am not authorised to license anything.

[Coryo]

Oh, okay.

[Louisistan]

It's all Aersoldorf's fault. First he wouldn't hire me, then he fired me. He's crazy I tell you!

[Coryo]

*offers AK-47 to Louisistan*

[Louisistan]

I shan't be needing that.

[Ater Nox]

Aug 26, 2014 8:54:00 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Hangs a picture of Delegate Markanite posing in front of the XKI flag.

It's great you've hung a picture of our new delegate up, but did you have to use the picture of him during happy hour at the uni bar? I'm not sure it sends the right impression to his constituents. Or maybe it does