Post by Hapes on Sept 9, 2014 21:24:55 GMT -5
My Fellow Islanders,
It is no secret that Werewolves were some of the most serious creatures of the night in existence before the advent of Twilight and Teen Wolf. Despite their increased silliness, they have not yet reached the 'banned' threshold, which is a good thing since we all love us a good game of Werewolf! I myself will be participating in Werewolf Game #39. However, one of these games is not like the others. One of these games just doesn't belong. Which game you may ask? Werewolves game number 35.
This game, as many of you know, was run by Benevolent Thomas and was themed as... wait for it... silly. Completely silly. Utterly and ridiculously silly. Its terrible.
As Chairman of the Silliness Advisory committee, it is my job to root out and destroy all silliness wherever it may rear its ugly head, and my friends, this head is quite ugly. Judging by these facts, and understanding in a most precarious manner the gravity of this decision, juxtaposing my duties as a civil servant, it is hereby I decree that Werewolf Game #35 be struck from history and never be mentioned again, censored from our textbooks and removed from all official and unofficial records. Silliness is abhorrent in the eyes of our Lord Mayor, peace be upon him. From this moment forth, [REDACTED] shall no longer exist. It never has.
It is no secret that Werewolves were some of the most serious creatures of the night in existence before the advent of Twilight and Teen Wolf. Despite their increased silliness, they have not yet reached the 'banned' threshold, which is a good thing since we all love us a good game of Werewolf! I myself will be participating in Werewolf Game #39. However, one of these games is not like the others. One of these games just doesn't belong. Which game you may ask? Werewolves game number 35.
This game, as many of you know, was run by Benevolent Thomas and was themed as... wait for it... silly. Completely silly. Utterly and ridiculously silly. Its terrible.
As Chairman of the Silliness Advisory committee, it is my job to root out and destroy all silliness wherever it may rear its ugly head, and my friends, this head is quite ugly. Judging by these facts, and understanding in a most precarious manner the gravity of this decision, juxtaposing my duties as a civil servant, it is hereby I decree that Werewolf Game #35 be struck from history and never be mentioned again, censored from our textbooks and removed from all official and unofficial records. Silliness is abhorrent in the eyes of our Lord Mayor, peace be upon him. From this moment forth, [REDACTED] shall no longer exist. It never has.
