The 2014 Taco Island Day Honours List

[Tanzoria]

He just did

[Barry]

No pardon for Louisistan until I get a formal certificate. Until then, he'll just have to rot in jail.

[Tanzoria]

You can't imprison a king

[Barry]

I don't recognize his being King. You're the only true "King". That's why I didn't arrest you.

[Tanzoria]

We're both kings

[Boltor]

Why are you blaming me - I have nothing to do with this sham

[Barry]

Because you posted in this thread, Mi'Lord, and didn't point out how I was egregiously snubbed by Louisistan, who isn't even a real king.

[Tanzoria]

If he's not a real king why do you care if he gives you fake honours?

[Barry]

I don't want to hurt his feelings. He's very sensitive and insecure.

[Louisistan]

The Christmas Day honours list is approaching fast. Unless you imprison me.

[Tanzoria]

Surely someone as powerful as yourself could break out of prison

[Louisistan]

Surely.

[Aersoldorf]

Dec 5, 2014 22:54:18 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Every household in Taco Island has been forced to give up their kitchen knives and send them to the wall

I refuse to give up my Michel Bras cutlery

[Tanzoria]

too bad

[Aersoldorf]

You can have the Cutco though

[Tanzoria]

If you don't give me everything you will be charged with treason

[Aersoldorf]

*stabs Tanz with 874 pieces of fine cutlery*

You asked for it

[Tanzoria]

I'm invulnerable

[Barry]

Dec 13, 2014 8:35:46 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

The Christmas Day honours list is approaching fast. Unless you imprison me.

I won't imprison you if you give me a Certificate making me the Official Taxidermist. I need the tax revenues I can collect to buy you an expensive Christmas present.

[Tanzoria]

Not imprisoning him is a good enough Christmas present

[Louisistan]

Dec 14, 2014 7:16:23 GMT -5 Barry said:

Dec 13, 2014 8:35:46 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

The Christmas Day honours list is approaching fast. Unless you imprison me.

I won't imprison you if you give me a Certificate making me the Official Taxidermist. I need the tax revenues I can collect to buy you an expensive Christmas present.

Letters Patent #3 from the Court of St. Schnitzel

His Royal Majesty King Louisistan of Taco Island, by the Grace of Spam King of Taco Island, Defender of the Schnitzel, Wielder of the Rubber Stamp, Patron Saint of Bureaucrats, Devourer of Kässpätzle and Grand Archduke of the Grand Archduchy of the green wobbly gooey part right next to Taco Island

through these Letters Patent,

names Barry

to be Royal Taxidermist to the Court of St. Schnitzel with all the duties and privileges attached to that post.

We wish you godspeed.

Signed and stamped at the Royal Palace of Taco Island December 14th 2014,

King Louisistan
- The King -

[Aersoldorf]

Stuff the dead camel now Barry

[Barry]

Yay! King Louisistan's certified me as the Royal Taxidermist!

*Sends out tax bills to all the Idermists in Taco Island*

Now to follow Mayor Aersoldorf's suggestion, I'll just ask Tanzoria to step into my operating room office.

[Tanzoria]

sure

[Barry]

Just lie down on this comfy slab couch.

[Aersoldorf]

Mount him in a regal pose

[Tanzoria]

I am a king after all

[Aersoldorf]

I wish you were a king crab or a king salmon - they're delicious

[Tanzoria]

creepy

[Aersoldorf]

I said delicious not creepy