The United States of Pineapple

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Capitol City: Hyrule
National animal: Polar Bear
Language: English 98% Pineapplin 2% 
Religion: Christianity: 85% Pineapplinity (traditional religion) 5% Other 10%
Life expectancy: 75 years
Appearance: Mostly caucasian with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Average hight is 6'5.
Population:  500k (RP) 60k (NS)
Major cities: Hyrule pop. 150k Sherpington  pop. 102k Lavender Town pop. 91k

Economy:
Currency: Pinedollar 1PD=1.5USD 1USD= .50PD
Exports: Steel, wepons, ammunition, pineapples, urainium, iron, coal, rubys, saphires 
Imports: Oil, cloth, clothing, cars, gasoline, rubber, cooking supplies, gold, diamonds, emeralds
Our economy is not that strong but it keeps us going. Most people run family businesses and our government doesn't like to get involved. The economy is getting better on a daily basis with the stock market skyrocketing after the Great Depression of 1995.

Rights: 
We belive in a government regulated system that allows the government to see what people are doing, when they're doing it. We ban things like abortion, genetic engineering, and "build your own baby" systems. Everyone is required to vote amd men that are capable are required to join the millitary. Free speach is held very dearly.

Government: 
Our government is based around Christianity and the things that go with our beliefs. We like to control things while giving people privacy. We focus on Spiritual growth with our country. Our government is medium sized. Our government is somewhat corrupt. We have a legislator that argues 24/7.  

Military:
Our military is huge and destructive while keeping our enviroment safe. We focus on keeping our citizans safe.
Soldiers: 100,000
Tanks: 50
Vehicles: 500
Artillery: 2000
Ships: 5000
Submarines: 42
Aircraft carriers: 5
Planes 7000
Nuclear wepons: 7

History: 
The United States of Pineapple was founded 200 years ago after taking over the evil and corrupt Dictarship of Bandana. The rebels who took over named this place after a tropical fruit for no apparent reason. After the war, the United States of Pineapple went into complete chaos. The rebels formed a temporary government to try to calm everthing down. After years of complete chaos, The United States of Pineapple decided to join the 10000 islands. Things started to get better and a government was formed. The United States of Pineapple constitution was passed in 1945. Two major political parties formed after that. The United Army Party is a party that wanted to devide and conquer and the Pineapple Peace Party wantes to be peaceful with all. 

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Government in detail
Type of government: Democrocy
Leader Title: President
President Name: President Pollo
Government founded: 1921

Executive branch
The president has an equal amount of power to the legislature and the judiciary branches. The checks and balance system from the American government stays the sane but the president has more powers. The president can kick people of his cabnit if he doesn't agree with his policies. The president is the face of our country and is expected to act like the best behaved person in the country.

Legislative branch:
There is only one part of this branch and it is the Pineapple lawmakers. They make the laws and in order for a law to be passed, it must get 2/3 of one of the 2 major partys to vote yes and it has to get the president's approval.

Judicial branch:
The judicial branch makes sure all laws are constitutional AND Biblical. If they only fall in one catagory, than that law is out.

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The United States of Pineapple constitution

The government of the United States of Pineapple writes this constitution in order to make sure that this fine nation stays a fine nation and that it will help all people come to God and live with peace, liberty, and the love of the Father.

Article I Government classification
Type of government: Democrocy
Leader title: President

Article II Executive branch
The president has an equal amount of power to the legislature and the judiciary branches. The checks and balance system from the American government stays the sane but the president has more powers. The president can kick people of his cabnit if he doesn't agree with his policies. The president is the face of our country and is expected to act like the best behaved person in the country.

Article III Legislative branch
There is only one part of this branch and it is the Pineapple lawmakers. They make the laws and in order for a law to be passed, it must get 2/3 of one of the 2 major partys to vote yes and it has to get the president's approval.

Article IV Judicial branch
The judicial branch makes sure all laws are constitutional AND Biblical. If they only fall in one catagory, than that law is out.

Article V Rights of the people
1. Anyone can worship any God they would like
2. Freedom of speech is guarantied to all people
3. No cruel and unusual punishment
4. No exsessive bail and or fines
5. When in police custody, you have the right to remain silent
6. All citizens who have never committed a class 3 or above crime will be allowed to own guns in the civilian catagory
7. All people in the United States of Pineapple have the right of protection from the military
8. No soldier will be allowed to enter your home without permision exept in cases of deathcon 5
9. No one may enter your home without permission
10. If they infringe on right 9, you can kill thrm
11. All citezens have the right to a free education
12. Racism is a class 5 offense first 4 offense second and 2 offence third
13. All people have the right to petition the government
14. No death penalty
15. Offenders have the right to worship in prison on sundays
16. All members of the Army must be payed
17. ALL people who have been convicted of a crime have the right to trial by jury
18. Illegal immigrants have the right to choose which contry they will be departed to
19. No one may sue the government for ANY reason
20. No government deficit spending unless in times of war