Official Bureau of Investigation: Electoral Fraud Division

[Ater Nox]

President Tanzoria is very concerned with the claims of Electoral Fraud, and has appointed me his Vice President to head up the Official Bureau of Investigation: Electoral Fraud Division. This is because he takes the issue very, very seriously.

I will investigate all claims of Electoral Fraud impartially, and pass on any misconducts to the Department of Justice.

[Ater Nox]

Dominion of Compassion, we would like to offer you a job as 'Special Agent of the Official Bureau of Investigation: Electoral Fraud Division'. You would be well paid, given a company car and every third weekend off. Perform well in the role and you could quickly climb the ranks.

[Boltor]

This thread and it's proponents have no power on Taco Island.

[Tanzoria]

lol, keep saying that whacko

[Ater Nox]

Sounds like you don't want electoral fraud investigated Boltor, I'll take a note of that.

[Boltor]

I reject any organization established by the criminals Tanz and Ater Nox.

[Ater Nox]

You can reject the fact that the Earth goes round the sun for all I care, it won't change anything.

[Boltor]

You are a criminal for what you have tried to do and justice will occur.

[Tanzoria]

Go spread your conspiracy theories elsewhere

[Boltor]

They are neither a conspiracy or a theory (or a conspiracy theory).

[Tanzoria]

Theory-a supposition or a system of ideas intended to explain something, especially one based on general principles independent of the thing to be explained.

[Boltor]

You being a criminal who uses fraud is not a theory, it is a fact.

[Tanzoria]

proof?

[Ater Nox]

Boltor, please stop making nonsence claims here unless you can provide even a sliver of proof.

[Tanzoria]

BTW Nox I'm your defence lawyer

[Ater Nox]

Thank you Tanz, no jury would find someone defended by the President guilty.

[Tanzoria]

Once we win I think we should sue Klopstock

[Ater Nox]

Yes, and everyone associated with his phoney trial.

[Tanzoria]

We have an airtight defence

[Ater Nox]

Excellent, let's make sure the media gets all of Klop's failure on camera.

[Tanzoria]

If it doesn't fit, you must acquit

[Boltor]

10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31934/official-island-presidency-voting-booth?page=1

9 people actually voted that they would not vote for Tanz/Nox in the poll.

Ater Nox edited the thread title and first post to suit his narrative with no authority to even call the official "election".

The 2nd post from Gunny even asks "Aren't election polls meant to be for the one you MOST wish to vote for?" which was the original poll before editing.

Nox may have even voted for Tanz/Nox knowing he would change the thread later.

If another poll was held again by an unbiased third party observer (not one of the candidates), it would not yield the same result if the question was who of the candidates in the poll Taco Islanders want to become the President and Vice President.

[Ater Nox]

Prove that's what the poll was originally about and I might believe you...

[Tanzoria]

You're supposed to put stuff like that in the trial thread. Since you posted here first, it is inadmissible in the courts

[Boltor]

Mar 15, 2016 6:16:35 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

You're supposed to put stuff like that in the trial thread. Since you posted here first, it is inadmissible in the courts

Why? Because you say so? That's a bull shit claim and you know it.

[Dominion of Compassion]

Mar 15, 2016 1:32:50 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Dominion of Compassion, we would like to offer you a job as 'Special Agent of the Official Bureau of Investigation: Electoral Fraud Division'. You would be well paid, given a company car and every third weekend off. Perform well in the role and you could quickly climb the ranks.

Is this an actual, accepted and acknowledged position in taco island, and would this affect the fact that I'm a juror in the trial, Klopstock?

[Tanzoria]

Mar 15, 2016 6:21:25 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Mar 15, 2016 6:16:35 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

You're supposed to put stuff like that in the trial thread. Since you posted here first, it is inadmissible in the courts

Why? Because you say so? That's a bull shit claim and you know it.

It's in the constitution

[Ater Nox]

Mar 15, 2016 6:23:40 GMT -5 Dominion of Compassion said:

Mar 15, 2016 1:32:50 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Dominion of Compassion, we would like to offer you a job as 'Special Agent of the Official Bureau of Investigation: Electoral Fraud Division'. You would be well paid, given a company car and every third weekend off. Perform well in the role and you could quickly climb the ranks.

Is this an actual, accepted and acknowledged position in taco island, and would this affect the fact that I'm a juror in the trial, Klopstock?

It is perfectly fine.

[Boltor]

Mar 15, 2016 6:27:43 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Mar 15, 2016 6:21:25 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Why? Because you say so? That's a bull shit claim and you know it.

It's in the constitution

Please provide a link to this constitution you claim Taco Island is governed under.

Before you create a new thread for the "Constitution of Taco Island", this constitution you claim to exist must be a historic thread which has existed for some time and was ratified by the current or a previous mayor of Taco Island.

[Tanzoria]

As President I can attest to that