Post by Ater Nox on Sept 30, 2017 8:07:48 GMT -5
... INCOMING TRANSMISSION ...
... ENCRYPTION SP4M CONFIRMED ...
... ENACTING SCHNITZEL PROTOCOL ...
... MESSAGE BEGIN ...
Clearance: Above Top Secret
Message from: TIA Director Ater Nox
To: Secret Agents
Subject: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Funny Cat Picture
Secret TIA Agents,
See below, Agent Barry is MIA and the TIA may have been infiltrated by one or more double agents. Report in ASAP.
Director Nox
From: Agent Barry
To: Director Ater Nox
Date: 22/08/2017
Hi Boss,
I've tracked the assassin supermodel I'm hunting to a runway show at a casino in Monte Carlo and am requesting additional funding for... *ahem* undercover work.
Thank you for sending Agent Mittens as back up, but I'm afraid she got into my bourbon stash, took of her clothes and passed out naked by the pool. See the attachment.
Agent Barry.
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 22/08/2017
To Barry,
Oh, I'm sure you're planning on doing lots of under the covers work, I'll wire you another 2 million from the Co9 black budget.
Wait, Agent Mittens isn't a real ginger? Damn...
Good luck catching that assassin,
Ater
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 22/08/2017
To Ater Nox,
This is an automated message. Kitty Recognition Imaging has detected you have recently sent or received an image with a wanted fugitive in it. As such, your computer has been locked out until a superior can confirm you are not a double agent.
Good luck with your spying,
Computer
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 27/08/2017
We have received the following fax from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 28/08/2017
We have received the following telegram from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 29/08/2017
We have received the following message from a messenger pigeon from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
From: TIA IT Helpdesk
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 6/09/2017
Hi Boss,
This is just to confirm that we have unlocked your computer account for you and have fired the supercomputer. Next time, please try turning it on and off again.
IT
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 7/09/2017
Barry,
It seems that Agent Mittens is actually a double agent.
Name: CLASSIFIED
Organisation: KGB
Threat: Yes
Wanted: Dead or Alive
Be careful!
Ater
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 21/09/2017
Agent Barry,
Did you get my message?
Ater
... ENCRYPTION SP4M CONFIRMED ...
... ENACTING SCHNITZEL PROTOCOL ...
... MESSAGE BEGIN ...
Clearance: Above Top Secret
Message from: TIA Director Ater Nox
To: Secret Agents
Subject: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Funny Cat Picture
Secret TIA Agents,
See below, Agent Barry is MIA and the TIA may have been infiltrated by one or more double agents. Report in ASAP.
Director Nox
From: Agent Barry
To: Director Ater Nox
Date: 22/08/2017
Hi Boss,
I've tracked the assassin supermodel I'm hunting to a runway show at a casino in Monte Carlo and am requesting additional funding for... *ahem* undercover work.
Thank you for sending Agent Mittens as back up, but I'm afraid she got into my bourbon stash, took of her clothes and passed out naked by the pool. See the attachment.
Agent Barry.
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 22/08/2017
To Barry,
Oh, I'm sure you're planning on doing lots of under the covers work, I'll wire you another 2 million from the Co9 black budget.
Wait, Agent Mittens isn't a real ginger? Damn...
Good luck catching that assassin,
Ater
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 22/08/2017
To Ater Nox,
This is an automated message. Kitty Recognition Imaging has detected you have recently sent or received an image with a wanted fugitive in it. As such, your computer has been locked out until a superior can confirm you are not a double agent.
Good luck with your spying,
Computer
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 27/08/2017
We have received the following fax from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
Computer
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 28/08/2017
We have received the following telegram from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
Computer
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
From: TIA Supercomputer
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 29/08/2017
We have received the following message from a messenger pigeon from someone claiming to be you! Click here to confirm you sent this message and it wasn't the work of a double agent.
Computer
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
I am the director! Unlock my computer account!
Ater Nox
From: TIA IT Helpdesk
To: Director Ater Nox
Time: 6/09/2017
Hi Boss,
This is just to confirm that we have unlocked your computer account for you and have fired the supercomputer. Next time, please try turning it on and off again.
IT
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 7/09/2017
Barry,
It seems that Agent Mittens is actually a double agent.
Name: CLASSIFIED
Organisation: KGB
Threat: Yes
Wanted: Dead or Alive
Be careful!
Ater
From: Director Ater Nox
To: Agent Barry
Time: 21/09/2017
Agent Barry,
Did you get my message?
Ater