The Future of Spam

[Ater Nox]

Citizens of Taco Island, should we allow boring spam to continue or should all posts be required to be works of fine art suitable for display in the world's best museums? I propose a 1000 word minimum on all spam posts, and a requirement for at least five expert spammers to approve each and every post before it is posted. Also, everyone will need a spam licence to show they post high quality spam before gracing the shores of Taco Island.

As the generous mayor I am, I will put this to a vote. What do you all think?

[Ater Nox]

Hakketomat SweetHaven

[Hakketomat]

I want to choose the second option... unlock the poll

[Ater Nox]

You heard it here first folks, Hakke hates puppies and democracy, and he hates them so much he was kicking puppies in the park instead of voting like a responsible citizen.

[Hakketomat]

You haven't given me the chance to vote

[SweetHaven]

The spam king Hakketomat, and myself the spam Queen say no.

Kings and Queens over rule the Mayor

case closed...

next....

[Ater Nox]

You had time to vote. Face the facts, the people have spoken.

[Hakketomat]

I never saw the poll open for voting

[Ater Nox]

Be more active then.

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

This is biased

[Ater Nox]

First of all, how dare you.

[Hakketomat]

He is brave

[Ater Nox]

I am.

[Tanzoria]

Are you seriously suggesting that Nox rigged the poll?

[Ater Nox]

Hakke is projecting his own lack of integrity on me yet again.

[Boltor]

You know what, I can kind of agree with the intended goal of the poll conducted by our esteemed Mayor Ater Nox. Just reduce the word requirement from 1000 down to something like 50 or 100 for the sake of sanity, reason and efficiency.

Actually how many characters are allowed in a tweet? Just make it greater than that.

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So let it be known that I would have voted Yes. I was just on a business trip during the voting period of the poll and therefore was overcome by capitalist indulgences (high class escorts companions and world class "pharmaceuticals") and unable to vote in the affirmative.

Also the peer review should be done by the members of the spammer hall of fame, they are all proven expert spammers. Also they should be naturally exempt from this law since they have been recognized for their achievements in spam and therefore are posting at a national art gallery level of spam. Also how would Tanzoria legitimize all his new one liner threads which are quintessential examples of neo-tacoist art at it's height.

[Louisistan]

Oh, would you look at that, the poll is tied now.

[Boltor]

Oct 10, 2017 5:38:30 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Oh, would you look at that, the poll is tied now.

You just really hate puppies yeah?

[Tanzoria]

Boltor is deeply flawed

[Boltor]

Oct 10, 2017 5:48:47 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Boltor is deeply flawed

How so?

[Tanzoria]

The arrogance

[Boltor]

Oct 10, 2017 5:57:47 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

The arrogance

I'll pay you that, I wrote that in a state of mind which shaped my attitude of superiority to be manifested in presumptuous claims or assumptions.

[Tanzoria]

you arrogantly believe that you can speak for families

[Ater Nox]

At least he doesn't hate puppies and democracy

[Tanzoria]

No he wants puppy supremacy

[Boltor]

I am somewhat more happy when observing images of puppies.

[Louisistan]

Puppies and democracy are the downfall of civilisation. The Taco shall reign supreme.

[Tanzoria]

We are the Taco. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

[Louisistan]

Uh. Yeah okay. Why not. The NTO and the Borg make a great team, I suppouse.

[Hakketomat]

I knew Louis was someone I could count on