In light of Ater Nox's threat to exterminate all minion life with his gas weapon, I hereby renounce any claim to the Taco Island presidency. I order my troops to stand down. May god have mercy on us all.
Post by Tuga Nation's Dragon on Jan 30, 2018 8:17:59 GMT -5
How can he ever say he was the President of Taco Island? At most, he was President of the minions... He never defended the Islanders! My fellow Islanders, this is a moment of joy! Today is a day that will be remembered for ages! Let the festivities begin! Long live President Ater Nox! May he rule Taco Island for many years!! We have a future now!!
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Nox, I want to tell you a story. A story that may help you decide the minions fate, and my own.
It’s a story of a wise old man and a smart-aleck boy who wanted to show up the wise old man as a fool.
One day this boy caught a small bird in the forest. The boy had a plan. He brought the bird, cupped between his hands, to the old man. His plan was to say, “Old man, what do I have in my hands?” to which the old man would answer, “You have a bird, my son.” Then the boy would say, “Old man, is the bird alive or is it dead?” If the old man said the bird was dead, the boy would open his hands and the bird would fly freely back to the forest. But if the old man said the bird was alive, then the boy would crush the little bird, and crush it, and crush it until it was dead.
So the smart-aleck boy sauntered up to the old man and said, “Old man, what do I have in my hands?” And the old man said, “You have a bird, my son.” Then the boy said with a malevolent grin, “Old man, is the bird alive or is it dead?”
And the old man, with sad eyes, said, “The bird is in your hands, my son.”
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