The Conference Season Edition - April 2018
Apr 8, 2018 1:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by Old Regional Reserve - CTE on Apr 8, 2018 1:16:21 GMT -5
Mortimer Monthly (Apr '18)
Live from the 2018 Annual Regional Reserve Board Conference, at the decadent Siuts’ Palace Hotel and Casino, and their fabulous Suites.
So, a quarter of the way into 2018, and as spring and summer are upon us, the Island season is soon to come! I hope you all are as excited as the Regional Reserve is. Now, onto the report.
The Treasury Revamped
Well, the changes in the bank interest rate could have been quite disastrous, as nations had to have an equal value of gold, for the extra tacos they were pumping into circulation. A major economic crisis was averted, however, when the Wealth Obtaining Open Network (WOON) bullion finding system was experimented with, which uses simple geophysics to determine the highest density of raw gold, thereby improving gold mines' outputs. Of course, multiple changes had to be made, but the current WOON 1.5 is perhaps the most advanced system of this kind. Thank you gold miners, you have saved XKI's economy. The profits are as high as 5000
per gold mine. Time to go Scrooge McDuck, Islanders! 
Stock Market Report
I'm standing here, on the street outside XKI Stock Exchange, as the big screen on top of the building is about to roll out this month's numbers. April fools was not too kind on the Stock Exchange, it seems. March seemed to a slump for the stock market, which was on a slight decline as a whole, which has been quite rare in stock market history. Major regions, XKI, RIA, TEP, PAC and LAZ lost heavily. On the other hand, YGG and TRR had almost 9.0% rises each, which along with TNP's stable 2.6% and TWP's 10.% rise, helped to hold reins on a fast falling stock market. The decline is a small 0.9%, but still a sizable one for many of the investors here. We sincerely hope April is a bit better for all our investors.
Mortimer Economic Report Printout
Sector 3 - Regular Economy
Improvement: Gold Mine
Bonus Value: 5000
Stock Market:
Average Change: -392.8
Percentage Change: -0.9%
Stocks decline
Average Dividend (Base/Adjusted): 295/290
Mortimer Payouts Printout March 2018
Active Accounts Paid:
Elite , has earned 4500 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 4500 Tacos have been sent.
Grub (Lenlyvit) , has earned 16500 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 21500 Tacos have been sent.
Aersoldorf , has earned 37500 Tacos from shop payments this month, 30000 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 72500 Tacos have been sent.
Alkasia , has earned 6500 Tacos from shop payments this month, 180 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 6680 Tacos have been sent.
aschmidt , has earned 30250 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 30250 Tacos have been sent.
Ater Nox , has earned 189250 Tacos from shop payments this month, 12450 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 50000 Tacos from this months economic status. 251700 Tacos have been sent.
Baden-Wuerttemberg , has earned 33650 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 38650 Tacos have been sent.
Boltor , has earned 224250 Tacos from shop payments this month, 53000 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 50000 Tacos from this months economic status. 327250 Tacos have been sent.
Dominion of Compassion , has earned 6000 Tacos from shop payments this month, 150 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 6150 Tacos have been sent.
Echolilia , has earned 32950 Tacos from shop payments this month, 29850 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 67800 Tacos have been sent.
Escanaba , has earned 652400 Tacos from shop payments this month, 300 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 110000 Tacos from this months economic status. 762700 Tacos have been sent.
Farun , has earned 5150 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 10150 Tacos have been sent.
First Bank of 10000 Islands , has earned 5050 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 5050 Tacos have been sent.
GolgariSwarm , has earned 3400 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 3400 Tacos have been sent.
Hahiha / USSR , has earned 47400 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 10000 Tacos from this months economic status. 57400 Tacos have been sent.
Hakketomat , has earned 108500 Tacos from shop payments this month, 150 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 113650 Tacos have been sent.
Cadieste , has earned 1050 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 1050 Tacos have been sent.
The Department of Immigration , has earned 34200 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 39200 Tacos have been sent.
Wordy , has earned 15700 Tacos from shop payments this month, 3000 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 18700 Tacos have been sent.
Federal Republic of Isentran , has earned 50 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 50 Tacos have been sent.
Jabberwocky , has earned 1200 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 1200 Tacos have been sent.
Kortexia , has earned 9200 Tacos from shop payments this month, 150 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 14350 Tacos have been sent.
@kozmix , has earned 12100 Tacos from shop payments this month, 550 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 12650 Tacos have been sent.
Republic of Tikistan , has earned 22700 Tacos from shop payments this month, 200 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 27900 Tacos have been sent.
Lamoni , has earned 17500 Tacos from shop payments this month, 60 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 22560 Tacos have been sent.
Lethoica , has earned 2450 Tacos from shop payments this month, 475 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 2925 Tacos have been sent.
@limpbizkit , has earned 1250 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 1250 Tacos have been sent.
Louisistan , has earned 15200 Tacos from shop payments this month, 8835 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 29035 Tacos have been sent.
Lower Columbia , has earned 22750 Tacos from shop payments this month, 2605 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 30355 Tacos have been sent.
Markanite , has earned 111000 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 25000 Tacos from this months economic status. 136000 Tacos have been sent.
Haganham , has earned 100 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 100 Tacos have been sent.
Paffnia , has earned 57500 Tacos from shop payments this month, 305 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 62805 Tacos have been sent.
United Royal Islands , has earned 35000 Tacos from shop payments this month, 3610 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 43610 Tacos have been sent.
D. Indpt. Commie Knowledges , has earned 500 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 500 Tacos have been sent.
Shy Guy , has earned 3050 Tacos from shop payments this month, 1900 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 9950 Tacos have been sent.
Siuts , has earned 50150 Tacos from shop payments this month, 1500 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 10000 Tacos from this months economic status. 61650 Tacos have been sent.
Sorya , has earned 2700 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 2700 Tacos have been sent.
SweetHaven , has earned 550 Tacos from shop payments this month, 150 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 700 Tacos have been sent.
The Candy Lane , has earned 24000 Tacos from shop payments this month, 5650 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 10000 Tacos from this months economic status. 39650 Tacos have been sent.
thepeninsular , has earned 1750 Tacos from shop payments this month, 600 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 0 Tacos from this months economic status. 2350 Tacos have been sent.
Taco Island Charities , has earned 506000 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 160000 Tacos from this months economic status. 666000 Tacos have been sent.
Tuga Nation's Dragon , has earned 68400 Tacos from shop payments this month, 3460 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 10000 Tacos from this months economic status. 81860 Tacos have been sent.
Witchcraft and Sorcery , has earned 17750 Tacos from shop payments this month, and an additional 5000 Tacos from this months economic status. 22750 Tacos have been sent.
Woonsocket , has earned 279000 Tacos from shop payments this month, 86810 Tacos from stock dividends, and an additional 50000 Tacos from this months economic status. 415810 Tacos have been sent.
New Islanders' Accounts:
Dragon Blade is a new islander! Welcome to XKI please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE if you have any questions regarding your shop items or anything Taco related. You have earned 1100 Tacos this month!
Randomain is a new islander! Welcome to XKI please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE if you have any questions regarding your shop items or anything Taco related. You have earned 40750 Tacos this month!
Inactive accounts:
13 Court Gaurd Squads , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 28700 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
alexyn , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1100 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Amorynth , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1250 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Bosnae-Herceg , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1100 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
cravenstates , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 50 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Flying Eagles , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 200 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
fullex , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1100 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Globexanter , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 2000 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
The Community of Goldenfyre , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 3050 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Hazon , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 900 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
The ever Glorius Balstade , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1100 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Representant of Koslativa , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 50 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Aweibe Luka , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1350 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Lysandrion , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 6450 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
New Minerve , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1100 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Nyctoc , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 50 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Odrin , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1250 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
parasux , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 50 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
RairAria , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 3000 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Rallas , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1050 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
sevencolours , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1150 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
United States of Smiles , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 650 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Federal Republic of Stroulia , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 200 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Tainted Penhaligon , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 7800 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
The , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 700 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
theadendopia , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 50 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
The Aurora Archipelago , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 800 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
the free innovators , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1250 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
The Mindsweep , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 500 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
thetricspole , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1150 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Time Currency , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1150 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
vapelord , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 700 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
viros , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 1000 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
Zorg Wes , is inactive in March. Monthly Payment of 4700 Tacos have been placed in suspense until the player resumes activity. Please contact Old Regional Reserve - CTE to claim any held funds.
