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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 12:32:31 GMT -5
By popular demand, Taco Island is now sponsored by the ghost of the popular German footballer and coach Karl Burger. This means we have some big changes taking place around Taco Island. First of all, we are re-naming Spamming to Fußballen, and whenever you see someone post a good Fußball you should reply 'Thanks Coach Burger' or 'Schönes Tor'. Second, Tacos are to immediately be replaced by Schnitzels. This change will obviously not be a hard one. In turn, Wurst is the new Schnitzel. The 26th of December is our new national holiday, and the 3rd of October we will a national day of morning. Next, the 1912 Stockholm Olympics are to be recreated in full in honour of Karl Burger's Olympic debut and goal. Any mention of any other Olympics is strictly forbidden. Anyone who has not been to Germany IRL is a third class citizen, while those who have but not been to Stuttgart are second class citizens. Those of us who have been to Stuttgart will be the first class citizens and should be addressed by the lower classes as 'Deputy Coach'. Exceptions are obviously made for Woon and any former Taco Island Mayors, all of which are deemed to have been to Stuttgart in spirit. Each member of Taco Island should regularly promote Karl Burger's Ghost's Coaching Services as they are the best in the world. As part of the sponsorship deal, we will all get free life coaching. These coaching sessions are mandatory. All Taco Islanders must wear official 'Karl Burger Fan Club' merchandise whilst posting in Taco Island.
This sponsorship deal has been fully ratified by both Woonsocket and myself, and passed into law by the Co9. The Ghost of Karl Burger and I will take any questions here.
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Post by United Royal Islands on Apr 30, 2018 12:37:38 GMT -5
We at the Regional Reserve fully support President Ater Nox’s historic partnership with the great Karl Burger, as well as the many ancillary licensing and royalty rights associated with this deal. We look forward to working with the president over the upcoming weeks to implement this deal, opening a new era of prosperity within the great Taco Island by Karl Burger.
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 12:39:04 GMT -5
Wow, Schönes Tor URI!
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 30, 2018 12:46:16 GMT -5
Will the rate of schnitzel from Fußballen change due to this wonderful sponsorship?
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 12:46:57 GMT -5
No
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 12:49:14 GMT -5
Will the rate of schnitzel from Fußballen change due to this wonderful sponsorship? You'll still earn 15 schnitzels per Fussball, but 1 schnitzel is worth dozens of the old tacos.
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 30, 2018 12:50:38 GMT -5
How amazing! Just like Karl Burger's performance at the 1912 Olympics.
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Post by United Royal Islands on Apr 30, 2018 12:51:24 GMT -5
Thanks Coach Burger!
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 12:54:54 GMT -5
No This is a lie and Karl Burger means nothing to us
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 12:55:25 GMT -5
How amazing! Just like Karl Burger's performance at the 1912 Olympics. Coach Burger's ghost is very impressed with your knowledge of the 1912 Stockholm Olympics, one which is widely regarded as the best Olympic games ever held.
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 30, 2018 12:59:36 GMT -5
How amazing! Just like Karl Burger's performance at the 1912 Olympics. Coach Burger's ghost is very impressed with your knowledge of the 1912 Stockholm Olympics, one which is widely regarded as the best Olympic games ever held. I may have visited the site of the legendary Olympic games of 1912 in Stockholm.
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 13:03:04 GMT -5
Tell us more
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 13:09:10 GMT -5
Long live the Taco!
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 30, 2018 13:12:24 GMT -5
We got the economical on our side Hakke, give up.
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 13:18:19 GMT -5
Hakke grow up.
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 13:40:57 GMT -5
I got patriotism on my side
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 14:00:20 GMT -5
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 14:23:58 GMT -5
I support the Taco. So should you
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Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 14:44:24 GMT -5
You're living in the past
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Post by Jabberwocky on Apr 30, 2018 16:02:51 GMT -5
You can have my tacos when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.
Meant figuratively, of course.
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Post by Hakketomat on Apr 30, 2018 16:12:32 GMT -5
You're living in the past I'm actually living in the future
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Post by Ater Nox on May 1, 2018 1:17:10 GMT -5
A post apocalyptic alternative time line perhaps, but not the real world.
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Post by United Royal Islands on May 1, 2018 1:19:35 GMT -5
Perhaps hakke’s dystopian timeline never experienced the greatness of the 1912 Stockholm Olympics and this error has removed all joy and hope and even sanity from the people forced to live there.
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Post by Ater Nox on May 1, 2018 1:29:02 GMT -5
That would make sense, without the 1912 Stockholm Olympics the world would be a terrible place today.
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Post by United Royal Islands on May 1, 2018 1:31:35 GMT -5
Thank you Coach Burger!
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Post by Hakketomat on May 1, 2018 3:19:26 GMT -5
Sounds like you guys are living in a bubble
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Post by Ater Nox on May 1, 2018 3:24:52 GMT -5
Get on the Burger Train Hakke.
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Post by Hakketomat on May 1, 2018 3:27:18 GMT -5
Only if it's Carl's Jr.
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Post by Ater Nox on May 1, 2018 3:44:38 GMT -5
Have some respect, Karl Burger's ghost is putting a lot of time, money and effort into Taco Island.
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Post by Hakketomat on May 1, 2018 3:47:00 GMT -5
Which we don't want. Besides... Finland didn't even compete under its own flag back then...
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