Post by Ater Nox on Apr 30, 2018 12:32:31 GMT -5
By popular demand, Taco Island is now sponsored by the ghost of the popular German footballer and coach Karl Burger.
This means we have some big changes taking place around Taco Island. First of all, we are re-naming Spamming to Fußballen, and whenever you see someone post a good Fußball you should reply 'Thanks Coach Burger' or 'Schönes Tor'.
Second, Tacos are to immediately be replaced by Schnitzels. This change will obviously not be a hard one. In turn, Wurst is the new Schnitzel.
The 26th of December is our new national holiday, and the 3rd of October we will a national day of morning.
Next, the 1912 Stockholm Olympics are to be recreated in full in honour of Karl Burger's Olympic debut and goal. Any mention of any other Olympics is strictly forbidden.
Anyone who has not been to Germany IRL is a third class citizen, while those who have but not been to Stuttgart are second class citizens. Those of us who have been to Stuttgart will be the first class citizens and should be addressed by the lower classes as 'Deputy Coach'. Exceptions are obviously made for Woon and any former Taco Island Mayors, all of which are deemed to have been to Stuttgart in spirit.
Each member of Taco Island should regularly promote Karl Burger's Ghost's Coaching Services as they are the best in the world. As part of the sponsorship deal, we will all get free life coaching. These coaching sessions are mandatory.
All Taco Islanders must wear official 'Karl Burger Fan Club' merchandise whilst posting in Taco Island.
This sponsorship deal has been fully ratified by both Woonsocket and myself, and passed into law by the Co9.
The Ghost of Karl Burger and I will take any questions here.
This means we have some big changes taking place around Taco Island. First of all, we are re-naming Spamming to Fußballen, and whenever you see someone post a good Fußball you should reply 'Thanks Coach Burger' or 'Schönes Tor'.
Second, Tacos are to immediately be replaced by Schnitzels. This change will obviously not be a hard one. In turn, Wurst is the new Schnitzel.
The 26th of December is our new national holiday, and the 3rd of October we will a national day of morning.
Next, the 1912 Stockholm Olympics are to be recreated in full in honour of Karl Burger's Olympic debut and goal. Any mention of any other Olympics is strictly forbidden.
Anyone who has not been to Germany IRL is a third class citizen, while those who have but not been to Stuttgart are second class citizens. Those of us who have been to Stuttgart will be the first class citizens and should be addressed by the lower classes as 'Deputy Coach'. Exceptions are obviously made for Woon and any former Taco Island Mayors, all of which are deemed to have been to Stuttgart in spirit.
Each member of Taco Island should regularly promote Karl Burger's Ghost's Coaching Services as they are the best in the world. As part of the sponsorship deal, we will all get free life coaching. These coaching sessions are mandatory.
All Taco Islanders must wear official 'Karl Burger Fan Club' merchandise whilst posting in Taco Island.
This sponsorship deal has been fully ratified by both Woonsocket and myself, and passed into law by the Co9.
The Ghost of Karl Burger and I will take any questions here.
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