Esteemed members of the board, shareholders, employees and anyone else present.
I wish to propose that the Taco Island Accounting Firm turn its considerable accounting resources to the research and development of a cure for vampirism.
Each year, many people are inflicted with a terrible disease that leaves them dependent on blood and unable to withstand sunlight. By producing a cure for this disease, we could help countless people live long and happy lives as humans again.
A cure for vampirism would be a first for any accounting firm, and by my calculations the potential return on investment for having all employees researching and producing a cure could be as high as one billion percent.
I would like to thank Managing Director Louisistan for giving me the time to present this proposal to you. Are there any questions, or is the board ready to take this to a discussion and vote?
Post by Hakketomat on Aug 19, 2018 14:36:46 GMT -5
Not all will be cured. But the vampires will start a riot in which they will infect most of Taco Island's population. Many will be cured but the profit will go to the vampires as they will also take over the business
XKI Emissary to Canada and Belgium
Former Senator for Blue Canaria North and Senior Senator