Taco Island Resort

[The United Antarctic]

*takes a bottle of vodka out of the fridge* Why not? *chugs it down* *is now drunk* Woah..... this stuff works fast. *steals Oscar's magic watch* Heh heh heh heh..... *freezes time* *puts Twobagger and MinnaCaroline together so they're kissing* *puts watch back in Oscar's
pocket* *uses a stick to unfreeze time* *watches as chaos ensures*

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

The watch is not magical. It is a triumph of engineering and science. I spent too much time constructing a time stopping watch in my basement for people to call it magical. The sheer amount of coffee, lsd, and engineering books that went into the creation of that device. Sighs. Have a little respect.

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

unitedantantarctic said:

*takes a bottle of vodka out of the fridge* Why not? *chugs it down* *is now drunk* Woah..... this stuff works fast. *steals Oscar's magic watch* Heh heh heh heh..... *freezes time* *puts Twobagger and MinnaCaroline together so they're kissing* *puts watch back in Oscar's
pocket* *uses a stick to unfreeze time* *watches as chaos ensures*

*snaps a photo of Twobagger and MinnaCaroline together with my super telephoto lens, quickly prints it out and seals the print into an envelope and addresses it to Sinn and the Mad Islander Press Corps*

[The United Antarctic]

according said:

The watch is not magical. It is a triumph of engineering and science. I spent too much time constructing a time stopping watch in my basement for people to call it magical. The sheer amount of coffee, lsd, and engineering books that went into the creation of that device. Sighs. Have a little respect.

Fine, fine, it's not magic. How much LSD did you use by the way?

[Twobagger]

*stands up and walks away as if nothing had happened*
Well, I personally don't see what all the fuss is about.

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

Fine, fine, it's not magic. How much LSD did you use by the way?

Enough to create a watch capable of stopping time. And Timothy Leary couldn't do that. So, a lot. A really large amount.

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

*puts on thermal underwear, heavy overalls, and pulls on snow boots. hefts a large axe and marches out of the Taco Island Resort, singing...* Hi Ho Hi Ho, Gold gold gold, hi ho hi ho hi ho, gol GOOOOOOLD!

*returns several hours later riding a branch of an Ent, with spangly christmas ornaments, bearing the faces of the XKI residents.* Everyone, pls say "Hi" to our Christmas tree for this year, Alfred the Ent.

[The United Antarctic]

bletheropolis said:

*puts on thermal underwear, heavy overalls, and pulls on snow boots. hefts a large axe and marches out of the Taco Island Resort, singing...* Hi Ho Hi Ho, Gold gold gold, hi ho hi ho hi ho, gol GOOOOOOLD!

*returns several hours later riding a branch of an Ent, with spangly christmas ornaments, bearing the faces of the XKI residents.* Everyone, pls say "Hi" to our Christmas tree for this year, Alfred the Ent.

I'll decorate it! *gets out evil bobbles*

[MinnaCaroline]

twobagger said:

*stands up and walks away as if nothing had happened*
Well, I personally don't see what all the fuss is about.

I'm confused, I'm not sure what's going on. *sees the picture Bleth took* HUH?! When did that happen?? Whew! that one went right over my head, oh well...

[Isles of Nixon]

Ah my queen has returned *once again I slap a wet kiss on her, this time using my tongue* C'mon Minna, let's go upstairs and give Nixon another go in the oval office, if ya catch my drift.

[MinnaCaroline]

Alright buddy. Quit kissing me. I mean it. and what was that? Did you just eat an entire pack of mints?! I feel so minty fresh now.

Seriously if you want to kiss me you're gonna have to take me out and I don't mean the Uni Bar.

[Lichto]

Ooo!

*enjoys the scene unfolding*

*eats buttered popcorn*

[SovietPrussia]

mmm, cheesy

[Twobagger]

*me returns bearing "chocolate chip" cookies*
Hi everyone.

[SovietPrussia]

my cookies!!

*snatches the cookies and eats them all in one go*

[Twobagger]

Well now. That was patently unfriendly. Some might call it 'downright unneighborly.
Of course, as long as you're not allergic to cat poo, you shouldn't suffer any physical ill effects from those.

[SovietPrussia]

Yeah, good thing I'm not

[Isles of Nixon]

Well Minna, where do ya wanna go? C'mon, one night with me and you'll be cured of that little problem ya got there *eyeing your two engagement rings and your wedding band*

[Sinn Féin's Ireland]

*gets ready for another onslaught*

Careful Nixon, i wouldn't even suggest it mate... ;D

[Isles of Nixon]

Well for the sake of my political future, I shall follow your advice Mr. Chairman. *gives Minna a small peck on the cheek* Ma'am *tips his hat and exits*

[Noyzistan]

is there anything stuck between my teeth.

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

Nope. Wait a second, hold on. Puts hand in Noyz's mouth.

Tada. Here's a nickel. Now run along you little scamp. That always gets 'em. Where'd the nickel come from? I found it sitting right astride a pile of dog p00p. See, it was in my hand the entire time. Washes hands.

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

*puts on a red velvet dress trimmed with white (fake) fur*
*puts on some old-time Christmas music*
*dances with Alfred the Ent*

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

Becomes consumed with jealousy and begins to saw on the Ent. At which point the Ent begins to consume me. NO! Blether continues to dance as Ent beats me with tree limbs while holding me in its mouth. Blether!

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

LOL.

*whispers something to the Ent with a very VERY serious expression*
*the Ent spits out Oscar with a disgusted expression*
*meantime, Blether takes a call on her moblie and exclaims happily, * Dude! the Great Big Bathtub is finally ready and fully operational! you can soak in the beer, but be careful not to drown in it!

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

Is the bathtub big enough for two?

[Twobagger]

That's a good thought, but there's no way I'm getting in there with you. )=<

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

it's big enough for 5! but the resort runs out of beer when filling the tub only half-way.

*presses a remote, and the bathtub suddenly shrinks to fit just Oscar*
comfy?

[0scar Wilde/ATT]

Very nice. Tina! Tina! Little white cat with different colored eyes sits besides tub and growls at Twobagger. Mind that cat Twobagger, mind that cat.

[Bletheropolis: the cat sleeps]

all's well in the resort once again.

*goes back to dancing with Alfred the Ent*