Now count backwards SLOWLY with me: 1- You are conscious. Surprised you noticed. 2. Your eyes are droopy. LOLZ. 3. Your eyes are getting so heavy you can barely hold them open. MUST FINISH MOVIE. 4. Your eyes are shut now. But you remain in the sancity of your mind. HEY TOM SERVO! 4. WE ALREADY DID NUMBER 4! 5. Your starting to lose yourself. 909. 6. Your starting to lose focus on what your thinking about, a small dream-like scenario goes through your head. 808. 7. Your starting to LOLZ. 707. 8. YOU'RE STARTING TO LOSE CONTROL. UNDER MY THUMB. 9.STOP THINKIN' ABOUT THE TIME YOU THREW UP ON THE CLASSIC ROCK STATION. 10. You've lost total control. NOW SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN OPEN GATE(OR OPEN SEASAME!)
YOU ARE NOW UNDER WEREWOLES! VERSION 1.3333(WITH A BAR OVER IT!)'S CONTROL! YOU WILL SERVE US WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING, AND YOU WILL STOP REMEMBERING THE TIME YOU THREW UP ON THE CLASSIC ROCK STATION!YOU WILL NOT BE AFRIAD TO JOIN THE GAME BECAUSE YOU 'DON'T KNOW HOW' YOU DO KNOW HOW! SEARCH YOUR MIND AND KILL THE FEAR, THERE BE NO CRITICISM HERE, EL PUNKAROO! JOIN TO THE FISHES AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA, JOY TO YOU AND ME!
Post by TheSensitiveNewAge on Oct 12, 2005 22:19:30 GMT -5
You can see Cuthulu, and he wants pie and if he don't get pie he'll run amok and we'll all be doomed, except for me because I once watched the only and ever episode of <i>Battle Toads</i>, one of the worst if not the worst cartoon ever, only something like "Manos, the Hands of Fate</i> may be worse, I watched it at a friends house, we're jerks often times, ever since elemetary school, aaahh... good times, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?Donde esta la pución? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
-The Sensitive New Age Dictator Nicholas the Magnificant, the Most Benevolently Evil, the Great Tamer of the Ninja-Monkeys and He Who Thinks of Really Smashing Titles
Brother Sacristan & Archangel of HOGTOF
For my service strengthening ties between Canada and the 10000 Islands.
He blesses the Boys as they stand in line, The smell of gun grease, and their bayonets they shine, He's there to help them, all that he can, To make them feel wanted, hes good holy man. DADADADADAMAMAMA SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPILOT! SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPILOT! HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY? YOU'LL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER REACH THE SKY!
He smiles at the young soldiers, tells them its alright, He knows of their fear in the forecoming right, Soon there'll be blood and he will die, Mothers and Fathers, back home they will cry, DADADADADADAMAMAMAAMA SKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPILOT! SKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPILOT!
HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLY? YOU'LL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER REACH THE SKY!
He mumbles a prayer, and gives a smile, The order is given, he moves down the line, He'll stay behind and he'll meditate, But it won't stop the bleeding or ease the hate,
DADADADADA, And the yound men move up, Into the battle zone, He feels good, with God you're never alone, He feels so tired, and he lays on his men, And the men will find courage, in the words he has said, DADADADADADAMAMAMAMA SKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPILOT!
Huh? I knew we were crazy but this is the ultimate pinnacle of insanity. Omg I'm in school and if I go on reading I shall crack into laughter, but being in school at 6.55 pm is craziness enough. This thread reminds me of a popular blog full of posts that go something like:
GRAPEFRUITS, NACHOS AND VERMILLION CLOCKS! THE MONKEYS ARE SPYING ON THE CANNONS IN THE BLUE BALLOONS!