The Awesomeness Club

[GLIII]

Awesome

[Hockeynutville]

Sooooooo totally awesome...

[Ayunli]

Soo awesome..

[Biblical Importance]

So awesome, it's almost shameful.

[morlago]

Awesome... whatever you're talking about.

[Biblical Importance]

How awesome am I to rescue this thread from page 6 and no posting since November?

[Wordy]

You are indeed awesome! I would like to announce my intention to post how awesome I am somewhere in this thread.

[Echolilia]

Awesome enough just by existing, that's me.

[Wordy]

This thread is chocolate coated awesome.

[Echolilia]

Almost too awesome to post here.

[Aersoldorf]

How awesome am I for reviving this thing after 16 months on death watch?

[Aersoldorf]

How awesome is this?

Hello and welcome to NationStates, you may now officially kiss your real life goodbye.

For those who are new to the game, prepare to be flooded with telegrams from other regions telling you how great they are. Take it from me, I’ve been to every single one of them and they are a bunch of liars. You need to get your nation to the safety of 10KI as quickly as you can crawl here. There are some idiotic people in this world and most of them have formed a coalition targeting the region you were thinking about joining and banning you from it for life. Save them the time and trouble and just stop by the safest place in this world for your insignificant little peon of a nation. You’ll find some really smart people at 10KI who would be more than happy to help you design a flag that doesn’t make me want to wipe my backside with and we also have a literary specialist to assist that pathetic motto you thought was really cool but in actuality just serves to show the world how stupid you really are.

What does 10KI have to offer you? Anything you want, period. You want political discussion or role playing, we got you covered. You want to spackle the world with spam? You’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven. You want to feel good about yourself? Sign up for classes in our university and we’ll teach you how not to be a whining little weenie. Enjoy business? We got that. Enjoy throwing your hard earned paycheck after booze, hookers and lottery tickets? This is definitely the place for you.
At last count we had 5873 bars to serve our population of 1800 or so. You want to run for office so you can feel all powerful? We’ll let you. We might send a team of assassins after you if you don’t toe the line, but that doesn’t happen very often.

I guess I overstated the Anything you want aspect of our fine region. There is one thing that is a big no-no with us. Don’t you ever think about raiding another region or the boys from TITO (Teaching Idiots To Obey) will kick in your front door, stomp you in the ground and piss on your remains for making them leave their alcohol-fueled, bikini clad women everywhere party they were throwing on the pristine beaches here to come save yet another region from a senseless attack, and then drag all your goodies back to our place and throw them on the bonfire while they take turns celebrating with your girlfriend. Don’t think it’s true? Pay a visit to the still smoking remains of the last region that tried to mess with TITO. You disturb their party and they’re going to disturb you.

That’s all you really need to know, now get your butt over here so we don’t have to save it later.

Thanks for being,

Aersoldorf, Minister of Public Affairs and a Few Private Ones Too

[Anartonia]

Meh. Awesomeness.

[Echolilia]

Is that your recruiting telegram?