Post by Petalumadom on Oct 5, 2007 20:20:59 GMT -5
10/05/07
STAFF:
Rucket
Torchevon
Kolinar
QUOTE OF THE DAY
-"When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." -George Washington Carver
Expect highs of 83 and lows of 78
SECTIONS
Sections 1 & 2-The entire day will be overcast with a small chance of afternoon drizzles.
Sections 4, 5, & 8-Expect an overcast day with light rains all throughout but better weather is on the way.
Sections 6 & 9-The day will be overcast but there will be no rain and and a slight break in the clouds may show some sun.
Once the forum has been cleaned up we will have a NEW currency system
The RDF needs members - PLEASE SIGN UP
Positions for Ministers are opening up - PM Neasmyrna or Rucket if interested
We are growing everyday, if you are not on the official map, PLEASE SIGN UP
THIS WILL BE THE LAST BI-WEEKLY ISSUE OF THE AWP INQUIRER, AFTER THIS ISSUE THE NEW ONES WILL BE ONCE A WEEK - EVERY THURSDAY STARTING FROM OCT. 11TH
A new Constitution has been written - please check it out and help edit it, its located in the CONSTITUTIONAL DRAFT ROOM.
PLEASE JOIN THE UN
THERE IS NO SPOTLIGHT FOR THIS ISSUE BECAUSE THE SECTION WAS NOT HANDED IN ON TIME TO MAKE PUBLICATION - STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEKS SPOTLIGHT
TODAYS SPOTLIGHT IS ON
The following is an interview between and an AWP Inquirer staff member;
IN NS
--- No Resolution Currently At Vote ---
The resolution "Spelling Alphabet and ID Codes" was defeated 4,893 votes to 3,978.
The closest UN proposal is
Euthanasia Convention -- A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Lacking Support (requires 24 more approvals)
The NS population for 00000 A WORLD POWER is currently at 198 nations
The FORUM population for 00000 A WORLD POWER is currently at 52 nations
00000 A WORLD POWER REGIONAL ACTIVITY
The Armed Republic of Death or Life arrived from That Place Over There.
The Kingdom of Flexy G arrived from The West Pacific.
The Nomadic Peoples of The Wandering Bear arrived from The North Pacific.
The Holy Republic of Maour departed this region for The endless land
The Holy Republic of Maour arrived from The Lollerstates Of Mudkipz.
The Romanticist Pilgrimage of --Klopstock-- arrived from The South Pacific.
The Dominion of Torchevon arrived from The South Pacific.
The Free Land of Farmer Io arrived from 10000 Islands.
The Free Land of Farmer Io departed this region for 10000 Islands
The Federation of AWP Recruiter 1 arrived from The South Pacific.
The Protectorate of Salil arrived from That Place Over There.
The Republic of Deep Dirty South arrived from The Pacific.
The Republic of Balran ceased to exist.
The Republic of Bookerland Amoruso ceased to exist.
The Republic of Vidicism departed this region for Yorkshire
The Republic of Vidicism arrived from The East Pacific.
The City-State of Petalumadom arrived from The East Pacific.
The Armed Republic of Death or Life departed this region for The Pacific
The Dominion of Torchevon departed this region for South Pacific
The Republic of Maganistarph ceased to exist.
The Nomadic Peoples of Dan loves Hannah departed this region for 0000 Atomic Orbiting Sphere
The Nomadic Peoples of Dan loves Hannah arrived from 00000000 A Nice Place to Visit.
The Empire of Seanianity arrived from The West Pacific.
The Democratic Republic of British empire two arrived from 0000000British Empire Two.
The Democratic Republic of British empire two departed this region for 0000000British Empire Two
The Democratic Republic of British empire two arrived from The North Pacific.
The Republic of Zmaj od Bosne arrived from The West Pacific.
The Dictatorship of Darbe ceased to exist.
JOKES
Automatic e-mail reply messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the
position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.
6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver
this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
8. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
10. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
11. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
12. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
13. I've run away to join a different circus.
14. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Loretta" instead of "Steve."
COMIC
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY
10/05
1947 : First presidential speech on TV
10/06
1866 : First U.S. train robbery
10/07
1816 : First double-decked steamboat, the Washington, arrives in New Orleans
10/08
1871 : The Great Fire destroys much of Chicago
10/09
1967 : Che Guevara is executed
10/10
732 : Battle of Tours
STAFF:
Rucket
Torchevon
Kolinar
QUOTE OF THE DAY
-"When you can do the common things of life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." -George Washington Carver
Expect highs of 83 and lows of 78
SECTIONS
Sections 1 & 2-The entire day will be overcast with a small chance of afternoon drizzles.
Sections 4, 5, & 8-Expect an overcast day with light rains all throughout but better weather is on the way.
Sections 6 & 9-The day will be overcast but there will be no rain and and a slight break in the clouds may show some sun.
Once the forum has been cleaned up we will have a NEW currency system
The RDF needs members - PLEASE SIGN UP
Positions for Ministers are opening up - PM Neasmyrna or Rucket if interested
We are growing everyday, if you are not on the official map, PLEASE SIGN UP
THIS WILL BE THE LAST BI-WEEKLY ISSUE OF THE AWP INQUIRER, AFTER THIS ISSUE THE NEW ONES WILL BE ONCE A WEEK - EVERY THURSDAY STARTING FROM OCT. 11TH
A new Constitution has been written - please check it out and help edit it, its located in the CONSTITUTIONAL DRAFT ROOM.
PLEASE JOIN THE UN
THERE IS NO SPOTLIGHT FOR THIS ISSUE BECAUSE THE SECTION WAS NOT HANDED IN ON TIME TO MAKE PUBLICATION - STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEKS SPOTLIGHT
TODAYS SPOTLIGHT IS ON
The following is an interview between and an AWP Inquirer staff member;
IN NS
--- No Resolution Currently At Vote ---
The resolution "Spelling Alphabet and ID Codes" was defeated 4,893 votes to 3,978.
The closest UN proposal is
Euthanasia Convention -- A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Lacking Support (requires 24 more approvals)
The NS population for 00000 A WORLD POWER is currently at 198 nations
The FORUM population for 00000 A WORLD POWER is currently at 52 nations
00000 A WORLD POWER REGIONAL ACTIVITY
The Armed Republic of Death or Life arrived from That Place Over There.
The Kingdom of Flexy G arrived from The West Pacific.
The Nomadic Peoples of The Wandering Bear arrived from The North Pacific.
The Holy Republic of Maour departed this region for The endless land
The Holy Republic of Maour arrived from The Lollerstates Of Mudkipz.
The Romanticist Pilgrimage of --Klopstock-- arrived from The South Pacific.
The Dominion of Torchevon arrived from The South Pacific.
The Free Land of Farmer Io arrived from 10000 Islands.
The Free Land of Farmer Io departed this region for 10000 Islands
The Federation of AWP Recruiter 1 arrived from The South Pacific.
The Protectorate of Salil arrived from That Place Over There.
The Republic of Deep Dirty South arrived from The Pacific.
The Republic of Balran ceased to exist.
The Republic of Bookerland Amoruso ceased to exist.
The Republic of Vidicism departed this region for Yorkshire
The Republic of Vidicism arrived from The East Pacific.
The City-State of Petalumadom arrived from The East Pacific.
The Armed Republic of Death or Life departed this region for The Pacific
The Dominion of Torchevon departed this region for South Pacific
The Republic of Maganistarph ceased to exist.
The Nomadic Peoples of Dan loves Hannah departed this region for 0000 Atomic Orbiting Sphere
The Nomadic Peoples of Dan loves Hannah arrived from 00000000 A Nice Place to Visit.
The Empire of Seanianity arrived from The West Pacific.
The Democratic Republic of British empire two arrived from 0000000British Empire Two.
The Democratic Republic of British empire two departed this region for 0000000British Empire Two
The Democratic Republic of British empire two arrived from The North Pacific.
The Republic of Zmaj od Bosne arrived from The West Pacific.
The Dictatorship of Darbe ceased to exist.
JOKES
Automatic e-mail reply messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the
position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.
5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.
6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver
this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
8. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
10. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.
11. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
12. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
13. I've run away to join a different circus.
14. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Loretta" instead of "Steve."
COMIC
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY
10/05
1947 : First presidential speech on TV
10/06
1866 : First U.S. train robbery
10/07
1816 : First double-decked steamboat, the Washington, arrives in New Orleans
10/08
1871 : The Great Fire destroys much of Chicago
10/09
1967 : Che Guevara is executed
10/10
732 : Battle of Tours