Write a Condemnation thread

[Hockeynutville]

Here's how it works folks;


We've all seen the masterfully written fiction from invaders about the Condemnation of Grub and the liberation about the "oppressed" Empire of Power. Well in the spirit of things, I have decided that it would be good if instead of leaving it up to invaders, that we all pitch in and write condemnations about each other.

You can condemn anyone for pretty much anything. But it has to be written in a style befitting the "great institution" of the World Assembly. Oh, and try not to use too many big words since if we submit these to invaders, they might have to spend a few hours in the dictionary trying to figure out what we wrote.

Who wants to start?

[Ananke II]

REALISING that the World Assembly is now in the business of condemning people for refounding regions.

AWARE that she has refounded more than one region after it's previous incarnation ceased to exist.

OBSERVING that she's using puppets for this, so as to hide her nefarious activities.

HORRIFIED that bullying is not enough to make someone relinquish hold of a region they own.

The World Assembly hereby condemns Ananke II for having the impertinence to actually play the game as intended.

[Biblical Importance]

REMEMBERING that I only stumbled across this game while surfing wikipedia one day.

MYSTIFIED that I now spend way too much time looking for invasions.

I herby condemn Ananke II for inviting me to 10000 Islands and causing me to become addicted to it.

[Ayunli]

REMEMBERING that I only discovered this game through a random google search

HORRIFIED that I now spend waaay too much time on taco island than necessary

I hereby condemn Grub for inviting me to 10KI and causing me to become waaay too involved (politically and taco-y)

[Shizensky]

UNDERSTANDING that I'm a rather busy individual as of late,

RECOGNIZING the importance of patience when dealing with international affairs,

INSULTED by the eye-rolling,

I hereby condemn Ayunli for whining about me not changing the emissary thread to show that it's her embassy

[Hockeynutville]

RECOGNIZING that MinnaCaroline is a plague upon the TIHL,

SADDENED by her lack of sympathy towards the poor Hockeynutville team she continually bullies,

APPALLED that her reaction to all this was to point her finger and laugh,

DEVASTATED by her uber-femininity which has immasculinized my uber-jocularity,

The World Assembly hereby CONDEMNS that evil flying monkeys that are MinnaCaroline!

[MinnaCaroline]

MinnaCaroline votes FOR this condemnation... She is a plague to us all! Muahahaha!!! I'm so evil! I'm unstoppable!!

[Hockeynutville]

OBSERVING that Ananke has been a constant thorn in the side of Grub during his legal lust for revenge,

DISAPPOINTED that she has insisted on being patient and calm in this time of crisis,

BAFFLED at her apparent lack of blood lust,

EMBARRASSED by all the work she does making us look bad,

BRUISED by her continual poking and prodding,

DEAFENED by her constant nagging,

We the nations of the World Assembly hereby CONDEMN Ananke

[MinnaCaroline]

*Slow Clap* very well put but I can not vote for this condemnation until you talk about the horrors of her delicious muffins too.

[Hockeynutville]

That is coming up in her second condemnation....

[Japanese Holland]

OBSERVING that Nazi Europe has the word "Nazi" in it's title

CONCLUDING that Nazi Europe is evil and supports Hitler and killen the j00z

hereby condemns Nazi Europe

(yeah, I'm mocking the condemnation of Nazi Europe)

[MinnaCaroline]

DETECTING that Hockeynutville has been in the delegate seat not long enough.

DISHEARTENED that he has been doing such a bang up job, including but not limited to watching our population rise above 500.

PERPLEXED at his apparent readiness to endorse one and all who enter the region

HUMILIATED by his encouragement of new islanders

DAMAGED at his knack for being funny

BEWILDERED that he will never willingly be mean

We the nations of the World Assembly hereby CONDEMN Hockeynutville

[morlago]

RECOGNISING what a great job he has done to Taco Island

APPALLED, however, that he does not give us free tacos

NOTING that it is part of his job description to give us tacos

The World Assembly hereby condemns Shelter From The Storm.

[Relalix]

REALIZING that he has incessantly annoyed users of the Extreme Count threads,

APALLED at his inability to spell 'apalled' and his resentment against Mayor Shelter,

FURTHER APALLED that he actually wants us to believe he would be any good as a senator,

The WA hereby declares an ultimate condemning on Morlago

[Japanese Holland]

OBSERVING that Japanese Holland is a fan of anime

APALLED that Japanese Holland is so crazy he thinks he is a pokémon of some kind

FURTHER APALLED that Japanese Holland combines 2 countries that are almost bipolar

CONCLUDING that Japanese Holland is crazy to the point of being a severe threat to Anime haters

The WA hereby condemns Japanese Holland.

norz

[Hockeynutville]

DEMONSTRATING his ineptitude by letting this thread slide to page 3,

SHOCKED that he stumbles into work each morning with more alcohol than blood in his body and somehow survives,

CONCERNED by the odor that is wofting down from his Mansion,

DISTURBED about his castration while drinking nude in public,

HEREBY Condemns Shelter from the Storm!

[Shelter from the Storm]

BEING that I am horrible bored, I

HEREBY condemn life for not being more stimulating.

[Shelter from the Storm]

Nov 16, 2009 10:26:17 GMT -5 Hockeynutville said:

DEMONSTRATING his ineptitude by letting this thread slide to page 3,

SHOCKED that he stumbles into work each morning with more alcohol than blood in his body and somehow survives,

CONCERNED by the odor that is wofting down from his Mansion,

DISTURBED about his castration while drinking nude in public,

HEREBY Condemns Shelter from the Storm!

How do I vote in favor if this?

[Shelter from the Storm]

Appalled by the clouds of Testosterone and Estrogen that are wafting through Taco Island
Certain that these clouds are being caused by Woonsocket and Improving Wordiness
Aware that Tennessee is the home of disreputable felons and terrorists such as Al Gore, Elvis Presley, Cybill Shepherd, Bill Frist, BB King, Davy Crockett, and worst of all, Justin Timberlake
Horrified that Australia hates Muslims as attested to by statements of its Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd and that Australia insists on reversing the seasons as God intended them
We hereby condemn those at fault for the Testosterone and Estrogen pollution: New Zealand and Arkansas

[Haiz]

NOTING that Shelter from the Storm has the abhorrent "Assasins & Bandit" level
CERTAIN that Shelter from the Storm has too many tacos and is imbalancing the 10K Economic system.
AWARE that Shelter from the Storm has posted more in this thread or at least this page than the OP...

We hereby CONDEMN Shelter from the Storm.

[Shelter from the Storm]

I vote in favor of ^

[Wordy]

Noting the absence of shelter from the storm from Taco Islands at least once a day

Appalled that Shelter posts more funny pictures then anyone else in the region

Tired of trying to keep up with the high posting count he maintains

Disappointed in the lack of flirting he does with wordy

Horrified that he is not at our beck and call 24 hours a day

I hereby condemn Shelter from the storm for making us all adore him

[Haiz]

KNOWING Wordy has a plan to brainwash all the people in Taco Island to follow her prettiness as propaganda for visits to her island.

NOTICING that Wordy is one of the most active in Taco Island

WONDERING why Wordy has no ties to proper Grammar considering her name "Improving Wordiness"

FEARING her hidden subliminal messages.

I hereby CONDEMN Improving Wordiness, otherwise known as "Wordy".

[Elite]

KNOWING that sharp boomerangs and "bombz" are dangerous,

APPALLED that Haiz uses sharp boomerangs and "bombz" as weapons,

NOTICING that Haiz isn't a word unless you count Spanish and Internet Slang,

I HEREBY condemn Haiz for murdering Woonsocket and having a name that doesn't exist in the dictionary.

[Haiz]

Mar 20, 2010 20:08:54 GMT -5 Elite said:

KNOWING that sharp boomerangs and "bombz" are dangerous,

APPALLED that Haiz uses sharp boomerangs and "bombz" as weapons,

NOTICING that Haiz isn't a word unless you count Spanish and Internet Slang,

I HEREBY condemn Haiz for murdering Woonsocket and having a name that doesn't exist in the dictionary.

I swear, thats not true!



I also murdered Echolilia.

[Elite]

oops...

KNOWING that sharp boomerangs and "bombz" are dangerous,

APPALLED that Haiz uses sharp boomerangs and "bombz" as weapons,

NOTICING that Haiz isn't a word unless you count Spanish and Internet Slang,

I HEREBY condemn Haiz for murdering Woonsocket and Echolilia, attempting on the lives of many others, and having a name that doesn't exist in the dictionary.

[Disposablepuppetland]

FLABBERGASTED by the over use of adjectives in ALL CAPS.

DISILLUSIONED by excessive circumlocution resulting in deliberate unnecessary obfuscation and inclusion of extraneous verbiage with a profusion of tautologies.

NOTWITHSTANDING an exhaustive rewrite of the aforementioned proclamation.

I HEREBY CONDEMN polysyllabic confabulation in all its myriad manifestations.

[Elite]

UNDERSTANDING that iSnack 2.0 was a dreadful name for new spread by Kraft's Vegemite.
NOTICING that Kraft have since changed it to Cheeseybite.
HEREBY condemns Kraft for starting with K.

[Haiz]

UNDERSTANDING the uses of Condemnations.
FINDING that Condemnations are used excessively.
NOTING that actually solving a problem causing a condemnation is more productive.

THEREFORE,
We HEREBY Condemn Condemnations.

[Echolilia]

Mar 20, 2010 15:02:50 GMT -5 Haiz said:

NOTING that Shelter from the Storm has the abhorrent "Assasins & Bandit" level
CERTAIN that Shelter from the Storm has too many tacos and is imbalancing the 10K Economic system.
AWARE that Shelter from the Storm has posted more in this thread or at least this page than the OP...

We hereby CONDEMN Shelter from the Storm.

You really should join the WA; you're a natural.