Post by SovietPrussia on Feb 19, 2010 13:50:24 GMT -5
Message for Students
You enter the dean's office and see him furiously playing J.S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue. A few minutes pass before he notices you.
Ah, hello. Didn't see you come in there. Welcome to 10000 Islands University, the Number One centre of Higher Education in Nationstates. I notice you scored 110% on the entry exam. Excellent, excellent. On a completely unrelated note your bribe was well received in the Uni Bar.
There are many courses to choose from, debating, and educational attainment records too. Take a look around and feel free to sign up to anything that's happening.
Here's a key to your dorm. Now if you could please leave my office before I call security? Thank you.
Message for Professors
*kicks machine* Right, the holographic whatjamacallit seems to be working. Anyway, I hope your private jet flight to the campus was pleasant and the in-flight performance of Hamlet was enjoyable. Not forgetting your caviar and taco tapas dinner of course.
Well feel free to set up your course's thread on your arrival, and to make use of the testing facility if you need it.
Oh, just remembered. All disciplinary tools imaginable are available in your office'sarmoury rehabiliation cabinet.
You enter the dean's office and see him furiously playing J.S. Bach's Toccata and Fugue. A few minutes pass before he notices you.
Ah, hello. Didn't see you come in there. Welcome to 10000 Islands University, the Number One centre of Higher Education in Nationstates. I notice you scored 110% on the entry exam. Excellent, excellent. On a completely unrelated note your bribe was well received in the Uni Bar.
There are many courses to choose from, debating, and educational attainment records too. Take a look around and feel free to sign up to anything that's happening.
Here's a key to your dorm. Now if you could please leave my office before I call security? Thank you.
Message for Professors
*kicks machine* Right, the holographic whatjamacallit seems to be working. Anyway, I hope your private jet flight to the campus was pleasant and the in-flight performance of Hamlet was enjoyable. Not forgetting your caviar and taco tapas dinner of course.
Well feel free to set up your course's thread on your arrival, and to make use of the testing facility if you need it.
Oh, just remembered. All disciplinary tools imaginable are available in your office's
