Taco Island Weather Bureau

[Shelter from the Storm]

What is the weirdest weather forecast for the island?


Taco Island is expected to experience showers this evening with higher than normal tides. Tomorrow, it is expected to rain frogs, tapering off to mild drizzle of tadpoles. Sunny for the rest of the week except for occasional piles of money and ensuing riots.

[Echolilia]

Taco Island is to experience abrupt sinking of several islands down to Atlantis below. The Atlanteans, grateful to the consequent influx of good cheer, will then re-raise the islands.

[Shelter from the Storm]

Taco island will experience dawn tomorrow morning followed by spam

[Ayunli]

Taco Island will experience the Spam Party of the Year tomorrow, followed by hurricanes.

[Echolilia]

Taco Island will have a horrible Tsunami preventing anyone from making it to the voting booths, resulting in cancellation of the upcoming election.

[Wordy]

ALERT: Taco Island is closed due to a volcano eruption followed by strong winds.

ALERT CANCELED: Taco Island is once again open after discovering the Mayor had been eating chili bean tacos. Strong winds still expected.

[Echolilia]

*dons a filtermask*

A meteor is projected to land in the middle of Taco Island, plowing 100s of meters down into the ground. The resulting dust cloud will hover over the island for months, killing all the crops. Unless Shelter gets at the beans again.

[Pionshire]

The islands will be shrouded in a pink fog with a chance of a swarm of toads and locusts hitting the eastern areas in the west we have a small limpet shaped cloud raining eels on the poor and unhealthy. the north shuld experience bright apocalyptic sunshine that will burn away the fog and all living things caught in its gaze at exactly 11:05 AM. The south as usuall will be like a chocolate sundae cold with a bit of warm and definatley scrumtious.

[Wordy]

*moves to the south*

A little ray of sunshine appeared and shone down from the heavens for 35 seconds and then went on its merry little way to other threads.
Bluebirds of Happiness swooped across and pooped on the statue in the center of the courtyard at shelters mansion.

*gunshots were heard*

[Echolilia]

Bright sun expected well into the night, confusing all the nocturnal critters on the island.

[Shelter from the Storm]

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[Echolilia]

Briny with a chance of pickle.

[Wordy]

Rock Lobster with a chance of Love shack

[Guy]

Thunderstorms with a chance of casual shagging

[Echolilia]

Clear with no chance of lemonade

[Shelter from the Storm]

Raining cats and dogs this morning, toads this afternoon and men all evening and through tomorrow.

[Echolilia]

It snowed outside my office today. Very unexpected. Must be going to be quite a blizzard on Taco Island.

[MinnaCaroline]

OMG!!! Its Raining Men! I'm gonna go out... I'm gonna let myself get absolutely soaking wet!!!

[Echolilia]

If you know what I mean...

[Shelter from the Storm]

Raining lettuce in the morning followed by radishes and tomatoes. Possibility of salad by noon.

[Echolilia]

I hear we are to expect slugs and snails and puppy dog tails tomorrow.

[Wordy]

We are in for a dry spell followed by a very dry spell. Chance of liquor in the evenings but intermittent bathroom breaks will dissipate any accumulated liquids.

[Echolilia]

Later, expect showers of olives to fall into your drinks.

[People Who Want You]

Taco Islands will experience a shower of poisonous jellyfishes. It`s advised to stay at home, and not to put your shoes outside since the jellyfishes can fit in your shoe.

[Echolilia]

Expect dangling chads all weekend.

[Shelter from the Storm]

The Dangling Chads. Great name for a band!

[Echolilia]

Watch out for Falling Tubas

[Shelter from the Storm]

[Echolilia]

*vacuums it all up* See ya, off to the bank.

[Shelter from the Storm]

Raining frogs this morning