WW3 Commentary

[Firstaria]

Andrea: And again, welcome to another Werewolf commentary, by FGN Sport News, here Andrea Cortese Tempesta...

Eli: ...and Eli Sostini speaking and laughing!!!

Andrea: Yeah, the april fool joke was great, the OVERLORD really got them...

Eli: I was talking about the firania you have to give me, since the Assassin really won!!!

Andrea: Porca peste, i hoped you forgot about that bet...however, let's see the commentary!!!!

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Game Comment Day by Day

Day 1

Villagers lynched no one
Werewolves killed Walabamba (S)
Assassin stabbed Takaram (D & L)
Lover rule suicided Randomain (H & L)
Hunter Randomain shot Echolilia (H)
Hunter Echolilia shot Consortina (V)
Defender La Vida defended himself
Seer was killed
Defender Takaram was killed

Day 2

Villagers lynched Woonsocket (V)
Defender defended Guy (V)
Werewolves got stopped
Assassin stabbed Elite (V)

Day 3

Villagers lyched Wordy (WW)
Werewolves killed Guy (V)
Defender defended Boltor (V)
Assassin stabbed Headington Milita (V)

Day 4

Villagers lynched Kingdom of Agenopolis (V)
Werewolves killed Thanya (V)
Defender defended himself
Assassin stabbed Thanya (V)

Day 5

Villagers lynched Minnacaroline (V)
Werewolves killed La vida de Sagre (D)
Defender was killed
Assassin stabbed Tsim Sha Tsui (WW)

Day 6

Villagers lynched Cerb (WW)
Werewolves were all killed
Assassin stabbed Free guns for all (WW)

Day 7

Villagers lynched Bysezion (E)
Assassin stabbed Markanite (V)

Day 8

Villagers lynched Ipadonia (V)
Assassin won the game

END GAME

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General Commentary

Eli: wow, i just noticed we did a miracle, we managed to use the verb suicide in third person!!!

Andrea: Yeah, that's a really nice english language rape...but not like what the assassin did on day one!!! 5 kills in a single stab. For everyone asking what Takaram was doing, he defended himself.

Eli: Are you saying that, since he decided to protect him or his lover, Day 1 was not a epic move, but more like a coin flip of Doom?

Andrea: Exactly, it could have ended only with the seer dead...or this.

Eli: WOW!!!

Andrea: But the fun continues going to day two: they lynched Woon, and guess who was the only Seer scan in this whole game???

Eli: *open his mouth in disbelief* ....no...no way...

Andrea: Yup, the beginning of this game...it's just too wrong. OVERLORD Mercury personally said he was tempted to stop this and go for a Werewolf and Assassin default victory, this was just the wrost starting EVER!!!

Eli: Poor villagers...

Andrea: *looking at Eli* ....

Eli: ...

Andrea: I know you are enjoying 10000 Islands being massacred.

Eli: *angry* I'm consulting a therapist for my "we want the cup you won fair" problem!!!

Andrea: An Onalimese "We rule Italy" one??? *Smirk*

Eli: Ehm...continuing the commentary, at least the defender stopped the wolves from eating Guy.

Andrea: Yup, we can save something from those 2 days. Let's go to Day 3...

Eli: When things got better, theny lynched a wolf. But at the same time a white clothed figure started to look like a little sleuth...and a savior for villagers.

Andrea: Talking about a wolf in sheep clothes...

Eli: No, it was the assassin, not the wolves...

*Andrea Facepalm*

Eli: But the werewolf killing is funny too: you know that Guy contacted the OVERLORD saying it was his strategy???

Andrea: What???

Eli: He contacted Wordy telling he was the Elder, to make him do an error and killing him, giving another friend informed of his trick time to kill Wordy.

Andrea: But...how he knew...how the defen...how the rul...HOW???

Eli: Everything was regular and fair...and truly lucky: Wordy was only suspected by Guy, who got lucky finding a wolf, and La vida didn't know, but with his defending he made Guy looking truly like an Elder!!!

Andrea: *speechless*.....weirdest. werewolf. game. ever!

Eli: We have even an assassin victory, 1 on 20 chanches to this happens...i think this WW game is an history piece he couldn't be forgotten!!!

Andrea: I'm totally agree, it's like everything that could look strange happened here. At least Day 4...

Eli: Nope, double shot on the same person.

Andrea: PORCA PESTE!!! Could this game be normal for once???

Eli: Dunno, let's see Day 5...nope, defender killed by werewolves and a werewolf killed by assassin.

Andrea: *sweatdrop* I can't belive i...wait, why the assassin action is green??? He didn't kill a good power role.

Eli: Well, his objective was killing everyone and don't let the werewolves win...so basically killing your probable murderer and keeping them from win is a good move.

Andrea: Yeah, i see, sorry for the question. So, Day 6...i remember the wolves were close to win, so normally the villager stopped them from..

Eli: Nope, nothing normal in this game...the assassin did it for them.

Andrea: Wow villagers, except for Guy and another few names, you better be a little ashamed for playing this one.

Eli: Indeed, you should be ashamed, and so righfully giving back that tr...

*get slapped*

Andrea: I don't like this "you are the normal one, and i'm crazy"...so thanks for returning back to the normal commentary.

Eli: You are welcome....and happy April's Fool!!! Indeed, in Day 6 BOTH Assassin and Villagers got a wolf!!!

Andrea: Besides this put this game more and more into the "what the hell happened???" zone, wasn't yesterday 1st April???

Eli: Officially, 1st April ended only 3-4 hours ago in 10000 Islands, so i consider myself still on time, even if a little late.

*Andrea facepalm*

Andrea: So, Day 7 without wolves...and, finally, this day looks normal: Villagers doing a normal fail, and assassin killing someone normally.

Eli: And i'm offending them??? You just said that it's normal that they fail!

Andrea: *angry and pissed off tone* Let's just move on please....

Eli: By the way, on Day 6 we can assist at an epic fail from the OVERLORD himself!!! The whole "Cerb wrong message" affair was hilarious and embarassing...

Andrea: Why you returned at Day 6???

Eli: Because Day 7 was boring, and we don't get often a good reason to joke on OVERLORD Mercury without risking our jobs!!!

Andrea: I would agree, but i think minor punishment like cut pays are still possible...

Eli: Oh, Day 7 the elder got kill...

Andrea: NOPE, NO, NO MORE STRANGE THINGS!!! DAY 7 WAS NORMAL!!! NORMAL, GOT IT???

Eli: *smiling* Ok, Ok, but after this i suggest you a therapist...

*production are thanking the god who's stopping Andrea from killing Eli on air*

Andrea: if everyone asking, Elder got the first strike on Day 6, by werewolves. So, what better way to finish this foolish game...

Eli: ...than a April Fool joke??? You know, it's strange too that a game turned out to be a joke like this ended on Day 8, April Fools, with a really good april fool joke.

Andrea: Yup, and poor Boltor, he was the most fooled, believing he won and being the only alive played ignorant about the joke.

Eli: I guess the OVERLORD knows how to be evil sometimes...

Andrea: And with this the commentary is over!!!

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MVP Commentary

Andrea: Don't even gonna start explaining why...

Eli: Indeed, if you don't know who won, then or you didn't play this one or you are an idiot!!!

MOST VALUABLE PLAYER: EIST

Andrea: For his perfect assassin game. Hard as a no hit game in baseball!!!

Eli: *angry* You...you...you did that joke on...you little...

Andrea: And happy April Fool again *grinning*!!! And also for the next time..

Eli: Good night and good silver balls!!!

[Free Guns For All]

Congrats to Eist. I'll be honest, on the night I was killed I was tossing up between you and Byzesion. I chose...poorly.

Oh, and I've stickied this thread for everyone.

[Elite]

I was away on the second day anyway .^.

Also, Guy was very, very, lucky.

[Woonsocket]

Do I have this right? Guy gave his life to prove that Wordy was a werewolf? I suspected her because she voted "no lynch" on day two (which only a smart werewolf would do or a dumb player, and Wordy is not and has never been anything but smart). But Guy lied to her, and told her he was the Elder and then if he was killed, it proved she was a wolf?

Brilliant (and too bad, he is a great WW player and having him around later would have helped), but still - this was a brilliant move.

Poor Wordy - never knew what hit her...

[Elite]

Apr 2, 2011 7:45:14 GMT -5 Woonsocket said:

Brilliant (and too bad, he is a great WW player and having him around later would have helped), but still - this was a brilliant move.

And we had a 50/50 chance on the last day because all of the werewolves were gone then. ;D

[Thanya]

Well, I finally didn't survive a game. Oh, phooey! But I still enjoyed watching the rest of you. Can't wait for WW4! Shake a leg, First! ;D

Apr 2, 2011 2:05:47 GMT -5 La Vida De Sangre said:

I owe you Thanya.
I was thinking about defending you, but then I thought there's a rather little chance you'll get targeted. Sorry.

Haha, no worries. I wasn't an important player, so nothing was really lost when I got eaten...and stabbed. lol. You made a better defender than I did.

[Free Guns For All]

My plan, after I was the last WW left:

I decided I'd go for who I thought was the assassin, since they were my biggest threat. I actually thought I was far enough under the radar that if I threw out a random accusation during the day that people would lynch each other, making my job easier, while at night I sneak around and kill whoever. Too bad Eist did that better.

[Woonsocket]

Guns are loud...

[Free Guns For All]

Then how come I lasted longer than the other wolves?

[Woonsocket]

They apparently were less smart than you were loud.

[Free Guns For All]

YAEH! Take that Wordy, Tsim and Cerb.

[Echolilia]

I owe everyone (on the good side, anyway) an apology. Getting killed the first night was a real bummer, and I knew I shouldn't kill anyone else. I knew it, but went ahead and did it anyway. It was just too much of a temptation to try to do some good before I was out of the game.

In the endgame, I thought Markanite's dying was an unmistakable sign that Eist was the assassin. If anyone else had been, they would have taken out Eist. (Though I'm not sure Eist would have done any better not assassinating anyone that night.)

[Randomain]

I really did choose the worst possible person to hunt didn't I? And I had three players in mind too! Of which one would have been a villager and one a werewolf, oh the hindsight... And sorry 'bout that Echo and everyone

And this is for Eist

[Firstaria]

For anyone asking, the next WW will probably start Thursday...this week or the next one, i have to see.

[Free Guns For All]

I'll totally have to come back for round 4. See if I can get through one without being killed.

[Byzesion]

I'm going to describe my feelings about this round by ruthlessly quoting Futurama.

"This could be the most lopsided fight since 1973 when Muhammad Ali fought a 100-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I believe the entire Earth was destroyed."

[Tsim Sha Tsui]

I'm still surprised that the game lasted as long as it did, given the first night's massacre.

[Thanya]

Me too. The good guys almost won, though, even with the odds against them.

[Free Guns For All]

And I was so close...f**ken Eist.

[Eist]

Oh! I just found this

Apr 3, 2011 2:38:44 GMT -5 Echolilia said:

In the endgame, I thought Markanite's dying was an unmistakable sign that Eist was the assassin. If anyone else had been, they would have taken out Eist. (Though I'm not sure Eist would have done any better not assassinating anyone that night.)

That is what I thought, but I knew Markanite was onto me, so he had to go, and I hoped I could pin it on iPadonia after that.

[Eist]

Apr 5, 2011 6:03:22 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

And I was so close...f**ken Eist.

Bwahahaha!!

[Free Guns For All]

*shakes fist at ^*

[Tanzoria]

When is part 4 coming out?

[Tanzoria]

Apr 6, 2011 4:46:52 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

When is part 4 coming out?

Is there a recruitment thread anywhere?

[Firstaria]

Probably next thursday, i'm a bit busy this month, so i don't know.

[Echolilia]

If you do start a signup thread, mention it here, please!

[Firstaria]

Sorry guys but my uni loves to destroy my life XD.

I'll try to put the sign up sunday, but frankly i would probably not be able to put one for a long time...what about if someone else try the master role instead???

I would probably have enough time to play at least...

[Echolilia]

If no one else volunteers, I'll start signups for a game on the April 27th - I'm pretty busy until then. Or if someone else starts a signup thread, I'll start the game on the 27th.

[Free Guns For All]

Well, while we're waiting for this to start up, here's something else we can do: wordy.invisionzone.com/index.php?/topic/12-music-trivia-night/

You will need to be registered on the Band Camp forum to be able to get involved, and please do. I wanna have this up and running in a week or so and hardly anyone has responded.

PS, sorry for hijacking this thread.

[Guy]

I'd also be happy to play First's role.