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[Barry]

From “Corrupt a Wish”:

Dec 5, 2013 5:56:48 GMT -5 Barry said:

I wish we could all just get along together. *sigh*

Dec 5, 2013 11:11:16 GMT -5 Duckyian Empire said:

Granted. Everyone is now dead.

[Aersoldorf]

I just noticed this jewel in "Question the Answer"

Jul 7, 2010 7:04:08 GMT -5 Woonsocket said:

Invisible

Jul 7, 2010 7:25:34 GMT -5 Wordy said:

What color is my underwear?

[The Candy Lane]

From R5, the score sat at 2-0 for the spies after lengthy debate had resulted in three team 2 choices being turned down.

Mar 31, 2014 0:25:37 GMT -5 Shizensky said:

I really don't know what to do with this. I'm tempted to vote for right now. We either get to put ourselves out of our misery in time for the WW game, or we get a nice delay with an extra point.

The team was accepted and the spies went on to win the game 3-0

[Aersoldorf]

Thank you for the painful reminder

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

From "Silence is Golden"

May 26, 2014 20:17:26 GMT -5 @tredania said:

OH WOW THIS PLACE LOOKS AMAZING, I WONDER IF THERE'S A POOL. HEY, WHAT'S THAT?! *plays on an organ at full volume* HA HA, THAT WAS FUN!

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

I am now reading through this thread and laughing my ass off again.

[Deleted]

surdra: well Layli wants to thank me for my service cya guys later

User surdra has signed out.

benevolentthomas:

benevolentthomas: He aint getting none

benevolentthomas: He'd remain logged in and would have said 'brb' if that was the case 

Technically not from TI, but the chatroom. It was good nonetheless.

[Ayunli]

Jul 4, 2014 6:19:30 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

The only reason I continue the joke is because I have nothing better to do.

From the Taco Island Restaurant and Bar

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

Nov 9, 2015 11:37:43 GMT -5 Kanta Hame said:

Is this where i share my eternal wisdom gained trough years so no one else need to learn in trough hard way?

same cap do not fit apple and melon
even though all the barbers are who**s, all the who**s are not barbers
Friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you piss on them
Do not teach your dad how to f**k
What ever yo do. Some little kid in China does it better and gets paid for it
When you learn all your dance moves from girls. Do not wonder why you are such a gay magnet
Puking is natural body reaction designed to make room faster for new alcohol
To avoid overusing alcohol restrict yourself drinking only days starting whit T. Like today and tomorrow
Hungover will come but you postpone it and decide which day
should is should, if is if and only is is is
I am not asteroid
should not and cannot is two different things. It hurt when you realize you can piss to electric fence
using stupid beard to cover stupid face do not serve its purpose really well.
When you decide to take naked run, avoid gravel roads and stay in asphalt

The great prophet Kanta Hame has spoken, we shall follow his teachings forever.

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

From "You know what they say":

Nov 18, 2015 20:41:08 GMT -5 Free Guns For All said:

The only two tools you need are WD40 and duct tape. If it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, WD40.

[Louisistan]

Dec 6, 2015 0:49:02 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

I am always an inch from backstabbing Boltor, but maybe that's just cause I secretly live in his attic.

possibly the most epic thing Ater ever said

[The]

sorry, I know it's long but I found this and ROFL (sorry I'm struggling with quotes from other pages rn so it's bad and has no link)

Sept 5, 2015 15:22:00 GMT -5 The Mad Islander said:

Deer Mad Islander,


I'm in the 2nd grade and need some help with my homework. Can you please tell me what 4-3 equals?


Jakey

Ms. Primrose's elementary class



Dear Jakey,


Thank you for writing in to us with this problem. To solve it, we need to first consider a number of things.


First, please examine the following:


0 * a = (0 + 0) * a

(0 + 0) * a = 0 * a + 0 * a


Therefore,

0 * a = 0 * a + 0 * a


Then, by adding - (0 + a) to both sides, we get:


0 * a - (0 + a)= 0 * a + 0 * a - (0 + a)

0 = 0 * a


Let's label 0 = 0 * a as Eq. 1


This will be important later on. Now, we will define S(a) as the successor function. In mathematical terms, this means:


a + S(b) = S(a + b)


Let's label a + S(b) = S(a + b) as Eq. 2


We will also define 1 to be the successor of 0. i.e.


1 = S(0)


Let's label 1 = S(0) as Eq. 3


Now, for all natural numbers a:


S(a) = S(a + 0) (As per Eq. 1)

S(a + 0) = a + S(0) (As per Eq. 2)

a + S(0) = a + 1 (As per Eq. 3)


Let's label S(a) = a + 1 as Eq. 4


Now let's use this to re-examine your problem.


We know that S(a) = a + 1.


When a = 0, S(0) = 1.


When a = 1, S(1) = 1 + 1. Let us define the value of S(1) as 2.


When a = 2, S(2) = 2 + 1. Let us define the value of S(2) as 3.


When a = 3, S(3) = 3 + 1. Let us define the value of S(3) as 4.


Assuming that the values given in your problem have been defined in the same way as above, it follows:


4 - 3 = S(3) - S(2)

S(3) - S(2) = (3 + 1) - (2 + 1)

(3 + 1) - (2 + 1) = (S(2) + 1) - (S(1) + 1)

(S(2) + 1) - (S(1) + 1) = ((2 + 1) + 1) - ((1 + 1) + 1)

((S(1) + 1) + 1) - ((1 + 1) + 1) = (((1 + 1) + 1) + 1) - ((1 + 1) + 1)

(((1 + 1) + 1) + 1) - ((1 + 1) + 1) = (1 + 1 + 1 + 1) - (1 + 1 + 1)

(1 + 1 + 1 + 1) - (1 + 1 + 1) = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 - 1 - 1

1 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 - 1 - 1 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 0 - 1 - 1

1 + 1 + 1 + 0 - 1 - 1 = 1 + 1 + 1 - 1 - 1

1 + 1 + 1 - 1 - 1 = 1 + 1 + 0 - 1

1 + 1 + 0 - 1 = 1 + 1 - 1

1 + 1 - 1 = 1 + 0

1 + 0 = 1


Therefore, 4 - 3 = 1.


We hope that has helped, and good luck in the 2nd grade.


-Mad Islander

[Sorya]

Louisistan deserves to go down in Werewolves History as a legend for his work in WW54

Jun 30, 2017 0:28:18 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Four! Four lynch votes! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Jun 30, 2017 0:49:55 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Five! Five lynch votes! Ah ha ha ha ha!

[Jabberwocky]

Keep up the good work

[Woonsocket]

Here's a good thread for the gravedigging contest, started by our very own and sorely missed Shelter from the Storm.