Don't tell Dr Merrick

[Tanzoria]

We are going to stop Dr Merrick!

[Ater Nox]

He's evil!

[Boltor]

Really?

[Ater Nox]

Yep, he wants to poison us!

[Tanzoria]

Yep. We are already on our way to stop him.

[Calanria]

Dear Dr. Merrick,

I am sorry to inform you of an alarming situation. It seems certain vigilantes of Taco Island have come to get you.

I hope this forewarning is adequate enough for you to escape their dastardly clutches.

Sincerely,
A friend

[Tanzoria]

We have already killed Dr Merrick in the other thread.

[Tanzoria]

You just revealed that you are a part of the conspiracy to destroy Taco Island. You must be destroyed.

[Calanria]

Dr Merrick lives on. You cannot stop him.

[Tanzoria]

Read Unofficial Spam. We killed Dr Merrick and I am now fighting his robot clone.

[Calanria]

You only thought you killed Dr Merrick. The good Doc is currently residing in an underground bunker sleeping with his teddy bear.

[Tanzoria]

*blows up Dr Merrick's underground bunker*

[Calanria]

Silly. That was our decoy bunker.

[Tanzoria]

*blows up every bunker in the world including the real ones*

[Calanria]

Silly. I lied. He's really on a satellite in orbit around Earth.

[Tanzoria]

*blows up every satellite and every other planet in the solar system just to be on the safe side*

[Calanria]

Silly. You just threw off the gravitational forces acting upon the Earth. We will surely die in a fiery collision with the Sun.

Oh, and the Doc was never on any of those satellites.

[Tanzoria]

I just blew up the deocy satellites and I have in fact already killed Dr Merrick. You are to be carted off to an asulym for thinking that he was on a satellite.

[Calanria]

And you are to be flung into the sun for your fallacy of destroying every planet in the solar system.

At least Pluto is still around. Because that's where Merrick is.

[Tanzoria]

Merrick is dead you freak and I blew up decoy planets.

[Calanria]

Pluto is not a planet and is therefore exempt.

[Tanzoria]

Merrick isn't on Pluto.

[Calanria]

How would you know? Have you ever even seen the man?

[Tanzoria]

Yep. I used to work for him.

[Tanzoria]

It is you who has never met him.

[Calanria]

Oh, much to the contrary. I know the man like I know the back of my eyeballs.

[Tanzoria]

Not at all then

[Calanria]

Never mind how much I am acquainted with my eyeballs. In this time that you have spent bickering with me, I have moved the Doc to a new location.

[Tanzoria]

The doc is dead. And I never you said you weren't acquainted with your eyeballs, I said you weren't acquainted with the back of your eyeballs.

[Tanzoria]

Why do you want to destroy Taco Island anyway?