Post by Barry on Nov 21, 2012 10:33:59 GMT -5
In The Event of My CTE'dness, and No Sooner than 30 Days Thereafter:
I, BARRY THE BUTLER, having a Mind Full of Sounds, and a Body of Sorts, and Being the One and Only ZARDOZ, Guardian of the Vortex and Supreme Protector of "The Zardozian Way", Do Hereby Bequeath, Bequest, and Be-Give all my Tacos (whether honorably acquired, embezzled, extorted, or otherwise appropriately or inappropriately obtained), as follows:
Sworn and attested to this 21st day of November, 2012.
/s/ Barry
I, BARRY THE BUTLER, having a Mind Full of Sounds, and a Body of Sorts, and Being the One and Only ZARDOZ, Guardian of the Vortex and Supreme Protector of "The Zardozian Way", Do Hereby Bequeath, Bequest, and Be-Give all my Tacos (whether honorably acquired, embezzled, extorted, or otherwise appropriately or inappropriately obtained), as follows:
- 39.08% to the XKI Lottery, in recognition of the good fortune I have experienced therein; (195400)
- 37.65% to the House of Boltor, to use for such sordid purposes as Mi'Lord deems fitting; and, (188,250)
- 23.27% to Shelter's Mayor's Mansion for past due taxes, including interest and penalties, and for the extra slice of blueberry pie and bottle of beer I stole from the 'fridge when nobody was looking.
Sworn and attested to this 21st day of November, 2012.
/s/ Barry
