The XKI Lottery [flag]

[Aersoldorf]

I only spent 400,000 tacos to win it

[The Candy Lane]

Wow, way to go Aersoldorf! I was beginning to wonder if it would ever be won.

Now, I'll escort you safely out of the Casino grounds for a small fee

[Aersoldorf]

fee

There you are my good man, that's as small as I could make it.

[Randomain]

How many times is that now?

Oh, looks like I accidentally put one of my numbers exactly the wrong way around, can I change it right post draw

[Aersoldorf]

I think it's my 4th win

[Randomain]

*cough* Mayors money laundering operation *cough* Congrats Aerso!

[Aersoldorf]

That's exactly why I tied it to a verifiable source

[Lower Columbia]

Congrats, Aerso! I was beginning to wonder how long it would be before someone won the jackpot.

As for me, I'd like to reinvest 3,000 tacos of my winnings to extend my AutoPay account for another two weeks. Aerso's luck must be contagious.
3,000 tacos en route to the Casino now.

[XKI Casino]

Nov 15, 2014 18:54:43 GMT -5 Randomain said:

Oh, looks like I accidentally put one of my numbers exactly the wrong way around, can I change it right post draw

The Casino Management pulled an all night drunk meeting to consider your request, Random. After no much consideration, we must unfortunately deny it. Seems unfair, we know. But that's the way we megalithic corporations must operate to line our pockets be able to rip off serve our suckers valued patrons as well as we parasites on society do. Sorry.

Louisistan. Your ticket purchase has been received and processed. Thanks and Good Luck!

Lower Columbia. Your donation has been received and your numbers on page 19 will be played in the next 3 weekly drawings. Thanks and Good Luck!

[Barry]

I’m sending 10,000 Tacos to open an “Auto-Play Reinvestment Account” , like that of Ater Nox, where I’ll automatically reinvest any weekly winnings in the account, rather than have them sent to my personal forum account. Here are my new numbers.

GW: (500 Tacos)

044 510
123 678
234 789
345 890
458 948

BD: (1,500 Tacos)

0048 2048 4048 6048 8048
0137 2137 4137 6137 8137
0264 2264 4264 6264 8264
0390 2390 4390 6390 8390
0405 2405 4405 6405 8405
0526 2526 4526 6526 8526
0613 2613 4613 6613 8613
0782 2782 4782 6782 8782
0871 2871 4871 6871 8871
0959 2959 4959 6959 8959
1048 3048 5048 7048 9048
1137 3137 5137 7137 9137
1264 3264 5264 7264 9264
1390 3390 5390 7390 9390
1405 3405 5405 7405 9405
1526 3526 5526 7526 9526
1613 3613 5613 7613 9613
1782 3782 5782 7782 9782
1871 3871 5871 7871 9871
1959 3959 5959 7959 9959

(Total: 2,000 Tacos)

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

Oho, someone won the jackpot? Congrats Aersoldorf! Buy yourself some golden trinkets and stuff!

Time for us to begin filling up a new jackpot, right? Please accept my autoplay renewal of the same numbers with 4400 Tacos, dear casino management.

[XKI Casino]

Thank you, Mi'Lady Ambassador Baden-Wuerttemberg, for your donation to replenish my slush fund your Auto-Play Account. Your numbers on page 16 will be played in the next 5 weekly drawings. Thanks, please drink up, and Good Luck!

[XKI Casino]

XKI Lottery Drawing – November 21, 2014

Winning Numbers:

* GUARANTEED WIN: #993
Louis had 1st and 2nd closest (#996, #981), and Ater 3rd closest (#980).

*BIG DRAW: #9800
There was no Jackpot Winner this week. Next week’s Jackpot is 55,000 Tacos.

Individual Winning Tickets:

Louisistan
GW: Had 1st and 2nd closest tickets: Wins 6,840 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 100 Tacos
Total Winnings: 6,940 Tacos

Aersoldorf
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (#0098) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 3# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 600 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 30 tickets – Wins 3,000 Tacos
Total Winnings: 6,600 Tacos

Lower Columbia
BD: Had 2# correct on 5 tickets – Wins 500 Tacos

Ater Nox
GW: Had 3rd closest ticket: Wins 360 Tacos

Barry
BD: Had 2# correct on 3 tickets – Wins 300 Tacos

Baden-Wuerttemberg
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos

Witchcraft and Sorcery
BD: Had 2# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 100 Tacos

***

Congratulations to all the winning ticket holders this week. Everyone’s winnings (donations) have been sent.

[NOTE: To receive your winnings, move the cursor over the “Donations” icon at the bottom left of your forum screen, which I believe is the third from the left. Click on it and follow the instructions on the resulting page.]

Thank you for playing the The XKI Lottery and we hope to see you all again next week!

[XKI Casino]

Thanks to everyone who played the lottery this last week. Our cashier windows are now open to accept wagers on the drawings for next Friday night, November 28. The Jackpot in the Big Draw game is now 55,000 Tacos. Best of luck all!!

The following players are paid up for next Friday night’s drawing:

Auto-Play Accounts:
* Aersoldorf your numbers on p. 8. Account balance now = 0 Tacos.
* Witchcraft and Sorcery your numbers on p. 15. Account balance now = 1,100 Tacos.
* The Candy Lane your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 7,900 Tacos.
* Randomain your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 330 Tacos.
* Lower Columbia your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 1,500 Tacos.
* Baden-Wuerttemberg your numbers on p. 16. Account balance now = 3,300 Tacos.
* Ater Nox your winnings [360T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 18 played [-1,750T].
-- Account balance now = 4,288 Tacos.
* Barry your winnings [300T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 20 played [-2,000T].
--Account balance now = 6,300 Tacos.

^ Thanks again and Good Luck next week!

[Louisistan]

Let's roll.

Guaranteed Win:
013
030
031
037
114
146
197
228
230
238
257
281
305
312
318
320
333
334
345
352
384
424
430
476
477
489
539
557
581
614
643
647
653
719
737
780
797
801
812
821
824
825
846
863
866
898
920
925
960
970
(2500 Tacos)


Big Draw:
0209
0335
0526
0706
0718
0876
1001
1034
1117
1126
1153
1379
1614
2014
2023
2049
2260
2348
2542
2576
3002
3011
3076
3133
3504
4109
4234
4263
4517
4613
4661
4761
4773
4929
5299
5303
5396
5465
5603
5645
5768
5793
5930
5945
6107
6344
6402
6435
6707
6780
6870
6917
6988
7056
7215
7241
7308
7365
7411
7625
7785
7803
7837
7880
8271
8370
8435
8869
8914
8991
9119
9122
9217
9240
9695
9716
9759
9807
9817
9860
(1200 Tacos)

Sum: 3700 Tacos -> XKI Casino,

[Shy Guy]

GW:
846
169
684
796
764
467
333
468
987
123
054
946
448
111
486
845
652
786
536
025
154
342
589
371
688
349
214
971
395
841
(1500 Tacos to the XKI Casino!)

No BD, because i'm to lazy for BD

[XKI Casino]

Thank you for your ticket purchases, Louisistan and Shy Guy. They have been processed. Good Luck this week.

[XKI Casino]

XKI Lottery Drawing – November 28, 2014

MAYOR AERSO HAS PURCHASED ALL TICKETS THIS WEEK. SO EVERYONE IS PLAYING THIS DRAWING FOR FREE! (The Mayor’s cost to pick up everyone’s wagers was a cool, record setting 22,780 Tacos.)

ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS AND PAYMENTS WILL CARRY OVER TO NEXT WEEK’S DRAWING ON DECEMBER 5.

~THANK YOU, MR. MAYOR!

Winning Numbers:

* GUARANTEED WIN: #263
Ater had 1st and 3rd closest (#260 & #270), and Louis 2nd closest (#257).

*BIG DRAW: #7096
There was no Jackpot Winner this week. Next week’s Jackpot is 60,000 Tacos.

Individual Winning Tickets:

Ater Nox
GW: Had 1st and 3rd closest tickets: Wins 6,960 Tacos

Aersoldorf
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (#9670) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 3# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 600 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 32 tickets – Wins 3,200 Tacos
Total Winnings: 6,800 Tacos

Baden-Wuerttemberg
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (#9706) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 3 tickets – Wins 300 Tacos
Total Winnings: 3,300 Tacos

Louisistan
GW: Had 2nd closest ticket: Wins 1,740 Tacos
BD: Had 3# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 300 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos
Total Winnings: 2,240 Tacos

Lower Columbia
BD: Had 2# correct on 3 tickets – Wins 300 Tacos

Barry
BD: Had 2# correct on 3 tickets – Wins 300 Tacos

The Candy Lane
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos

***

Congratulations to all the winning ticket holders this week. Everyone’s winnings (donations) are being processed.

[NOTE: To receive your winnings, move the cursor over the “Donations” icon at the bottom left of your forum screen, which I believe is the third from the left. Click on it and follow the instructions on the resulting page.]

Thank you for playing the The XKI Lottery and we hope to see you all again next week!

[XKI Casino]

Thanks to everyone who played the lottery this last week and, again, to Mayor Aerso for picking up everybody’s tab.

Our cashier windows are now open to accept wagers on the drawings for next Friday night, December 5. The Jackpot in the Big Draw game is now 60,000 Tacos. Best of luck all!!

The following players are paid up for next Friday night’s drawing:

Auto-Play Accounts:
* Aersoldorf your numbers on p. 8. Account balance now = 0 Tacos.
* Witchcraft and Sorcery your numbers on p. 15. Account balance now = 1,100 Tacos.
* The Candy Lane your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 7,900 Tacos.
* Randomain your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 330 Tacos.
* Lower Columbia your numbers on p. 19. Account balance now = 1,500 Tacos.
* Baden-Wuerttemberg your numbers on p. 16. Account balance now = 3,300 Tacos.
* Ater Nox your winnings [6,960T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 18 played [-1,750T].
-- Account balance now = 11,248 Tacos.
* Barry your winnings [300T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 20 played [-2,000T].
--Account balance now = 6,600 Tacos.

Louisistan and Shy Guy. Unless you tell me or post otherwise, the numbers you played and paid for this week will be carried over to next Friday. You do NOT have to pay for them, thanks to Mayor Aerso’s generosity this week.

Thanks again, Your Honor, and Good Luck to everyone next week!

[Louisistan]

It shall be done thusly.

[XKI Casino]

XKI Lottery Drawing – December 5, 2014

Winning Numbers:

* GUARANTEED WIN: #674
Barry had closest (#678), and Ater had 2nd and 3rd closest (#669 & #679).

*BIG DRAW: #1807
There was no Jackpot Winner this week. Next week’s Jackpot is 65,000 Tacos.

Individual Winning Tickets:

Barry
GW: Had closest ticket: Wins 6,525 Tacos
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (#0871) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 3 tickets – Wins 300 Tacos
Total Winnings: 9,825 Tacos

Aersoldorf
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (# 1870) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 32 tickets – Wins 3,200 Tacos
Total Winnings: 6,200 Tacos

Louisistan
BD: Had 4#, but incorrect order, on 1 ticket (#0718) – Wins 3,000 Tacos
BD: Had 3# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 300 Tacos
BD: Had 2# correct on 7 tickets – Wins 700 Tacos
Total Winnings: 4,000 Tacos

Ater Nox
GW: Had 2nd and 3rd closest tickets: Wins 2,175 Tacos

Lower Columbia
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos

The Candy Lane
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos

Witchcraft and Sorcery
BD: Had 2# correct on 2 tickets – Wins 200 Tacos

Baden-Wuerttemberg
BD: Had 2# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 100 Tacos

Randomain
BD: Had 2# correct on 1 ticket – Wins 100 Tacos

***

Congratulations to all the winning ticket holders this week. Everyone’s winnings (donations) are being processed.

[NOTE: To receive your winnings, move the cursor over the “Donations” icon at the bottom left of your forum screen, which I believe is the third from the left. Click on it and follow the instructions on the resulting page.]

Thank you for playing the The XKI Lottery and we hope to see you all again next week!

[XKI Casino]

Thanks to everyone who played the lottery this last week. Our cashier windows are now open to accept wagers on the drawings for next Friday night, December 12. The Jackpot in the Big Draw game is now 65,000 Tacos. Best of luck all!!

The following players are paid up for next Friday night’s drawing:

Auto-Play Accounts:
* Witchcraft and Sorcery your numbers on p. 15 are played. Account balance now = 0 Tacos.
* The Candy Lane your numbers on p. 19 are played. Account balance now = 6,100 Tacos.
* Randomain your numbers on p. 19 are played. Account balance now = 0 Tacos.
* Lower Columbia your numbers on p. 19 are played. Account balance now = 0 Tacos.
* Baden-Wuerttemberg your numbers on p. 16 are played. Account balance now = 2,200 Tacos.
* Ater Nox your winnings [2,175 T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 18 played [-1,750 T].
-- Account balance now = 11,673 Tacos.
* Barry your winnings [9,825 T] are reinvested, your numbers on p. 20 played [-2,000 T].
--Account balance now = 14,425 Tacos.

--

*WARNING!: Aersoldorf. You will need to donate tacos to play this week.

[Barry]

Oh my. The XKI Casino has "666" posts. I hope that doesn't mean the auditors are on their way. 

[Aersoldorf]

I'll send a donation when I sober up get out of bed and have access to a desktop

[Louisistan]

My generator (which is still in desperate need of some bugfixes) has spoken for next week's numbers:

Guaranteed Win:
007
047
048
052
098
114
116
121
212
251
323
324
335
341
348
352
382
397
411
479
513
536
539
540
547
587
596
601
611
628
665
688
689
694
725
737
766
771
799
814
835
858
876
892
941
952
962
971
981
994
(2500 Tacos)


Big Draw:
0033
0148
0312
0504
0507
0615
0650
0699
0712
0844
1251
1467
1780
1843
2317
2501
2908
2927
2991
3071
3085
3100
3334
3342
3523
3623
4159
4171
4178
4333
4369
4404
4470
4882
4947
5074
5109
5202
5233
5483
5625
5761
5838
5849
5935
6162
6309
6322
6493
6536
6594
6625
6636
6656
6729
7054
7169
7348
7375
7380
7435
7539
7569
7574
7679
8024
8547
8670
8717
9307
9337
9362
9378
9791
9838
(1125 Tacos)

The total sum of 3625 Tacos will be transferred to XKI Casino at once.

[Aersoldorf]

Www.random.org

[Louisistan]

Where's the fun in that?

[Aersoldorf]

I've won 4 times using it...

[Louisistan]

I'm a programmer. I program things. Just for fun. And to win Tacos. The generator is fine, it just favours some numbers and inexplicably yields some doubles. So I reprogram it. It's what I do

[XKI Casino]

Louisistan. Your ticket purchase has been received and processed. Good Luck!