Aersoldorf's Mayor's Mansion

[Free Guns For All]

I have no problem with it. Can't speak for the Changelings, but if they give you any trouble, they can talk to Uncle Shotgun-Chucks.



We ran out of normal weapons, so we had to start combining them.

[The Changeling Horde]

Ohhh I remember those

*Clenches her head in pain*

Oh god what even happened that day i have no clue. she whimpers

*Deploys magic kinetic defection shield*

Now i am going to say any attempts on my life are now unlikely. she replies in a cold monotone voice

*Realizes she has not shown the group her new toy*

This is potaOS she allows me to respond in a way that seems like it just came out of a cold AI

*Shows a potato with a few glowing electronic bits on it

See I found this when i acidentaly transported into a universe that was filled with tests only a mad man (Or woman) would do i just flew over them all.

*Flips a switch*

Oh and she allows me to do an amazing auto tune. Her Digitally enhanced voice goes on and on echoing as it reverbirates.

[Barry]

Uh, was there a drink order in there somewhere, my dear Changling Queen?

*hands Matilda her drink* One Talisker. A VERY nice choice, Mi'Lady Ambassador. Your exquisite taste in fine scotch should cost impress Mayor Aerso a whole bunch.

[The Changeling Horde]

Uhh I guess the strongest thing you got. she guesses eyes scanning the room.

[Mal]

Wow who says being Mayor doesn't pay?

[Aersoldorf]

Jun 26, 2014 16:47:47 GMT -5 The Changeling Horde said:

Uhh I guess the strongest thing you got. she guesses eyes scanning the room.

One order of JP-5 coming up, guests are invited to step back at least 100 yards

[Aersoldorf]

Jun 26, 2014 20:28:22 GMT -5 Mal said:

Wow who says being Mayor doesn't pay?

Nobody says it, because those who point it out end up becoming appetizers for the sharks patrolling the perimeter

[Mal]

Awesome. I always wanted to ed up as chum.

[Aersoldorf]

Well, I for one am glad to consider you one of my chums

[The Changeling Horde]

*Drinks the Jps to a sigh*

I know i would say meh but really the flavor is good but dose not knock me on my @%%. she finishes the rest of the drinks

[Aersoldorf]

If jet fuel doesn't bother you then I'm never playing a drinking game with you

[The Changeling Horde]

MY species's biology is adapted to process lethal toxins in our bodies it is rare for one of my kind to get drunk we just drink for the taste. she yawns before departing to a commandeered room to rest.

[Aersoldorf]

I'll go out on a limb then and assume you don't do beer since that is an acquired taste and if there's no associated buzz to entice you then I see no reason to subject your taste buds to the torture that is beer

[The Changeling Horde]

We only drink for the taste but there are a few ales we find acceptable mainly various mead and fine beer but the best is queens nectar only available to changeling royalty its sweetness eventually overwhelms your senses driving you into a good trip so to speak. She smiles and looks happier then usual.

*reads warning label*

Warning this product is only for the strongest of changelings(anything else take the effects and increse the severity by 5) it causes a sweet tone followed by vivid hallucinations,dizziness,Slurred speech, unconsciousness if more then 2 glasses are drunken, Loss of bowel control when finished, hysteria, memory loss and @#$@ing bricks you have been warned. The label says minously

[Aersoldorf]

Glad to know you won't be touching my stash of Rumpleminze or Absinthe

[The Changeling Horde]

Ehh those are fine I mean we may drink some but you brewery for mead is completely safe from my anyone including the guards to guard it. she walks off to her room to rest for awhile.

[Aersoldorf]

Gunny, check to make sure that the psilocybin crop out back is still safe please

[Free Guns For All]

You hire me as Head of Security then expect me to do WORK!? What the hell is this, some kind of dictatorship?

[Barry]

*lays back in recliner, drinking Bourbon, and munching popcorn*

Hey Gunny! No slackers allowed on the Mayor's Mansion staff!!

*burps*

[The Changeling Horde]

*yawns* OK I had a nap dose someone need my services. she says drowsily.

*Starts pan frying potatoes in a cast iron skillet along with scrambling eggs*

[Barry]

Ooooo...I'd love me some scrambled eggs with fried potatoes! Yum-yum!! *wipes drool from chin*

[The Candy Lane]

Any chance we can get some bacon with those eggs?

[The Changeling Horde]

What do you think i am using to cook? she chuckles taking consideration in seasoning the potatoes.

*She then points to a very large pile of bacon resting on a plate*

I am telling you bacon grease is amazing for breakfast cooking. she sighs wiffigng in the smells of fried potatoes.

[Free Guns For All]

Ooh, bacon. Gimmegimmegimme.

[Ayunli]

Oooohh. *takes some of the bacon, too* Hehe, my bacon! Yum! *eats some of the bacon, along with some pancakes and a tall glass of orange juice*

[Free Guns For All]

You do that, I'll do this.

[Aersoldorf]

I wonder how much revenue would be generated by a bacon tax

[Ayunli]

probably quite a lot, but I bet ya most of it would come from Gunny

[Ater Nox]

Jul 4, 2014 9:09:51 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

I wonder how much revenue would be generated by a bacon tax

I think there would be a fair few riots that would be generated by a bacon tax.

[Barry]

*looks out window while munching on tax-free bacon taco*

Yep. I think a few Islanders are already a bit concerned over that idea....Then again, maybe they're supporters of the Mayor's proposal. Perhaps someone should *gulp* go outside and check.