Post by Hapes on Sept 5, 2014 21:01:05 GMT -5
Welcome, Barry! Yes, this Committee has a very long and storied history. Allow me to quickly enlighten you to the proceedings.
In the beginning, Mayor Aersoldorf created heaven and earth. Now, the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. Mayor Aersoldorf said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. And the Mayor saw that light was good, and the Mayor divided light from darkness. Aersoldorf called light 'day', and darkness he called 'night'. Evening came and morning came: the first day.
Then there were a few more days, during which Mr. Mayor created a bunch of other things to make the world the way it is today, until the 7th Day when it is widely believed he rested, when he actually created the Silliness Advisory Committee, and the Silliness Advisory Advisory Committee, a subsidiary of the original committee. He tasked this force with rooting out silliness in his new and perfect world, which he so cleverly named Taco Island.
Now, some very silly heretics would lead you to believe that our creation myth is untrue and that the world existed many millions of years before The Mayor created it, but do not pay them any mind. Their story goes that while the Mayor was administrating Taco Island, the residents Coryo and Louisistan became unhappy with our Mayor's rule and founded the Committee to Overthrow the Mayor, and attempted to recruit me to join their cause. However I resisted, remaining the Mayor's most obsequious sycophant, and was rewarded for my loyalty to his regime. After a massive shift of power in the Committee, their new leader was the Mayor himself, thus ending the revolution prematurely. In order to combat the growing silliness occurring in the continuing thread, the Silliness Advisory Committee was created to oversee and stamp out all forms of silliness wherever they should occur here on our faire Island state. To advise the Committee and make ruling suggestions and be sure that Justice was being served effectively, the Silliness Advisory Advisory Committee was created. A secret police force, known as the Inquisition Sub-Committee was later created originally to dethrone me, but due to decisive action on my part, their purpose is to enforce our rulings, and it is headed by Boltor. I am the Chairman of SIAC (Silliness Advisory Committee), and as such wield the immense power of the committee to the full extent of the law.
You must remember, however, that these are just rumors (except for the part about me being the Chairman, that part has been confirmed), and our official Creation Myth is the state-sanctioned, and therefore correct version. Welcome to SIAC, and I hope you have a very serious time here among our decorated and glorious members and within our hallowed halls.
In the beginning, Mayor Aersoldorf created heaven and earth. Now, the earth was a formless void, there was darkness over the deep, with a divine wind sweeping over the waters. Mayor Aersoldorf said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. And the Mayor saw that light was good, and the Mayor divided light from darkness. Aersoldorf called light 'day', and darkness he called 'night'. Evening came and morning came: the first day.
Then there were a few more days, during which Mr. Mayor created a bunch of other things to make the world the way it is today, until the 7th Day when it is widely believed he rested, when he actually created the Silliness Advisory Committee, and the Silliness Advisory Advisory Committee, a subsidiary of the original committee. He tasked this force with rooting out silliness in his new and perfect world, which he so cleverly named Taco Island.
Now, some very silly heretics would lead you to believe that our creation myth is untrue and that the world existed many millions of years before The Mayor created it, but do not pay them any mind. Their story goes that while the Mayor was administrating Taco Island, the residents Coryo and Louisistan became unhappy with our Mayor's rule and founded the Committee to Overthrow the Mayor, and attempted to recruit me to join their cause. However I resisted, remaining the Mayor's most obsequious sycophant, and was rewarded for my loyalty to his regime. After a massive shift of power in the Committee, their new leader was the Mayor himself, thus ending the revolution prematurely. In order to combat the growing silliness occurring in the continuing thread, the Silliness Advisory Committee was created to oversee and stamp out all forms of silliness wherever they should occur here on our faire Island state. To advise the Committee and make ruling suggestions and be sure that Justice was being served effectively, the Silliness Advisory Advisory Committee was created. A secret police force, known as the Inquisition Sub-Committee was later created originally to dethrone me, but due to decisive action on my part, their purpose is to enforce our rulings, and it is headed by Boltor. I am the Chairman of SIAC (Silliness Advisory Committee), and as such wield the immense power of the committee to the full extent of the law.
You must remember, however, that these are just rumors (except for the part about me being the Chairman, that part has been confirmed), and our official Creation Myth is the state-sanctioned, and therefore correct version. Welcome to SIAC, and I hope you have a very serious time here among our decorated and glorious members and within our hallowed halls.
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