Post by The Candy Lane on Oct 2, 2014 21:39:13 GMT -5
TMI Live: Prolific Posting
[Rocky Handsbridge] “Good evening, and thanks for joining us. I’m Rocky Handsbridge, and here we are, live at Champagne Hall where the winners of the Prolific Posting Contest have just been announced. It was a hard-fought campaign that saw over 10,000 posts made by the 15 contestants. In the end the victors were the House of Ater Nox, whose participants racked up 4280 posts. On the individual side of the competition, Witchcraft and Sorcery finished in second place with 2,318 posts, Ater Nox came in third with 1,560 posts, but the top of the podium belonged to Coryo who made 2720 posts. He’s stepping up to the mic right now to give his acceptance speech. Stay tuned for live coverage right here on TMI.”
[Coryo]“I’d like to thank the Public Affairs department for this beautiful champagne and for allowing me to be here today. It is such an honour to be recognized as the most Prolific Poster. I feel so undeserving of this award. I’ll admit that when I first signed up for this contest, it was just as an excuse to stay inside. However, over the last week I’ve discovered just how much spam can be spread around. Most of all, I’d like to thank the people at the House of Ater for the amazing tofu. “
[cuts back to Rocky] “The House of Ater Nox fought through many sleepless nights and tireless days, and was the front-runner right from the get-go. Shortly after House Ater was announced as the winner, Sigi Schmid from TMI caught up with its founder in this exclusive interview.”
[Sigi Schmid]“Ater, What was going through your head in the hours leading up to the close of the competition?”
[Ater]“Well Sigi, I was debating going to med school before this all started and then decided to do this and this is way better! I couldn’t be more ecstatic about what we’ve accomplished in this last week.”
[Sigi]“And what are you going to do with all those Tacos?”
[Ater]“One word, Sigi: Pepto-Bismol.”
[Rocky]Meanwhile, a poster who finished at the bottom of the competition had this to say: “If you want to know how I feel, I'll summarize it in one word - terrible. I missed one hundred percent of the shots I didn’t take. That’s unacceptable and we’ll be looking to improve in the future. Think of all the Tacos that I could have had!”
“That’s all for us here at TMI Live. Stay tuned for your local news.”
