First State Visit of the Sultan of Gingabo

[Boltor]

Meh renovations were in order... I'll just crash at Aerso's.


*watches as the planes continues to carpet bomb everything, killing all the Gingabo dignataries and several others, then get hit by artillery fire*

[Tanzoria]

only in your mind

[Boltor]

Time to look around and open your eyes Tanz, they are mostly all dead.

[Tanzoria]

Dec 25, 2014 8:12:52 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

only in your mind

[Ater Nox]

Gingabo would destroy Boltor if he assassinated the sultan.

[Tanzoria]

lock him up in the asylum

[Aersoldorf]

Dec 25, 2014 18:10:41 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Gingabo would destroy Boltor if he assassinated the sultan.

The Sultan isn't looking so hot at the moment, you may want to call 911

[Louisistan]

He suffered from the Shryke's nuclear attack

[Aersoldorf]

How did a flock of birds get a nuclear weapon?

[Louisistan]

Dec 27, 2014 12:44:01 GMT -5 Aersoldorf said:

How did a flock of birds get a nuclear weapon?

I don't know. Did the Rat King sell it to them?

[Aersoldorf]

Perhaps he gave it as tribute to their king so that the birds wouldn't eat his subjects

[Louisistan]

That sounds like something he might do.

[Aersoldorf]

But it doesn't explain how a bunch of bird brains figured out how to use the thing

[Louisistan]

He probably told them. He's also a war criminal.

[Aersoldorf]

dirty rat

[Ater Nox]

The Sultan's private doctor has fixed him up and he is no worse for were. He has been informed that the Aersoldorf and Louisistan were co-conspirators in his attack.

[Tanzoria]

There was no attack, he just fainted briefly.

[Ater Nox]

That's a relief.

[Tanzoria]

he's fine

[Ater Nox]

Better than fine, the taco island air has fixed his bad back

[Tanzoria]

being in Taco Island has added 20 years to his life

[Ater Nox]

He is very grateful as well.

[Tanzoria]

at the copa, copacabana

[Nate NBNS]

Dec 28, 2014 1:25:14 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

at the copa, copacabana

The hottest spot north of Havana

[Tanzoria]

I don't know any other words

[Nate NBNS]

Her name was Lola. She was a show girl. That was when they used to have a show. Now it's a disco. But not for Lola. (I remember as well the love interest was Rico but I was jealous of him and chose to generally ignore his lyrics.

[Nate NBNS]

Grammatical note: I generally split infinitives all over the place which is one the functions of my big and really useful sword.

[Tanzoria]

Um...what does this have to do with the sultan of gingabo?

[Aersoldorf]

Splitting them releases energy, we could sell him our surplus

[Tanzoria]

huh