Klopstock, Barry, Louisistan & Partners

[Hakketomat]

well, the keys do come with a "handle with care" warning

[The Changeling Horde]

Hey it is a key, being magic doesn't mean it is made of addaptanium, it was tough enough to bind that warp portal to the key in the first place so that mortals could even use it!!! she grows a bit angry.

I had to sit around for a hour spouting ancient script, dancing through arcane fire, and sacrificed a orph....

*she shuts up before she says anything else.*

[Ater Nox]

I think TCH needs to find a better key manufacturer.

[The Changeling Horde]

Hey what am i supposed to do, wood seems to be the only material absorbent enough for the blood of that or....

*stops again*

I meant to say absorbent enough for the blood orange juice to be absorbed into it as the ritual said. she says evasively.

[Klopstock]

Dec 4, 2015 10:05:43 GMT -5 The Changeling Horde said:

*she shuts up before she says anything else.*

Thanks. Nothing worse than clients who shoot their mouths off.

[The Changeling Horde]

I am just saying I used all the right non incriminating materials to create that key. she says without elaborating any further.

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

The Three Cyclops Gang Three wrongfully arrested harmless ice cream parlour entrepreneurs need legal representation at their first hearing.

It has been rumoured that if charges are dropped immediately on grounds of lack of evidence, there's a certain financial incentive for young and hungry attorneys-at-law, supplied via fortunate relations to the local gambling industry.

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

It has been rumoured that, due to even somewhat shady but sly and crafty law firms having their doubts about representing our ice cream underworld trio, the members of the Three Cyclops Gang will have to do with a lacklustre counsel for the defence appointed by the court. It will probably result in our cyclops crime lords spending the rest of their ill-spent lives in gaol. Who will take their place in the world of heisting and fencing? Will a new crime empire rise? Or will our cyclops try to rule their crumbling empire from gaol by way of smuggled-in mobile phones?

[Louisistan]

It seems we have an opening for a notary public.

[Jabberwocky]

The start of the new infrastructure

[Louisistan]

*speedily walks out of the kitchen and spills his coffee on Klopstock*

[Klopstock]

Instant coffee, blech!

[Louisistan]

Hence, the spilling. We should hire an office assistant to fix proper coffee for us.

[Flying Eagles]

Sept 30, 2020 2:13:23 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Hence, the spilling. We should hire an office assistant to fix proper coffee for us.

Is that not the job of Associate Attorney Hakketomat?

[Jabberwocky]

The painters just finished putting your names on the door.

[BarryRedux]

*worried, looks around nervously*

Won't that make it much easier for INTERPOL to find us?

[Louisistan]

I mean, you're new name isn't on the sign. I think you're safe.

[Elite]

Don't you want your birthday present from Interpol, Barry?

[BarryRedux]

INTERPOL is known for giving birthday cakes to prisoners containing hidden cyanide capsules.

[Jabberwocky]

Or you can let Liberdon bake it, which is almost as good...or bad, depending upon one's perspective.