First Inaugural Masquerade Ball

[The Changeling Horde]

*A number of changeling guards seem to appear as if out of nowhere from everywhere and grab all the alcohol before promptly leaving*

[Dominion of Compassion]

Thank you all for attending! It's Ben absolutely marvelous, and I'm glad you could make it! I hope you each had a splendid time! And if you missed this one, don't worry, it won't be long before there's another one!

Thank you!
DoC

[The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius]

Jan 26, 2016 22:17:26 GMT -5 Odrin said:

The president, now thoroughly pissed off, calls for support from the V22 circling overhead. ¨Two can play this game¨He muttered under his as twenty four ISB Officers disembarked from the aircraft outside, almost forgetting to put on their masks

I get the heck out of the ball exclaiming "JESUS CHRIST, THOSE MASKS ARE CREEPY!" I then get in my Lamborghino and fly back to Cellarius.

[thewestmarches]

The rep leaves the container holding the simiring blue liquid as recompense for the guards before quietly slipping away to the nearby docks

[Brandenbourg-Anhalt]

*Brandenbourgish Ambassador to the XKI and her husband arrive at the party to find that practically everybody has already left or are past out on the floor or over the tables*

Ambassador: "What the f*********!?"

*The Ambassador is pretty p***ed off and a one-sided fight with her husband ensues*

"D**n it! What the f*** Tim, I TOLD you to put gasoline on that vehicle! Now we missed the party! But of course what else could I expect from a senile twat like you!? And that f***ing piece of s*** you're driving in! Why did I let you pick that f***ing car back in the day, I can NEVER let you do ANYTHING alone without having to constantly watch you! Don't you think I have enough work to do already!? I spend all day long having to act "diplomatically" towards a bunch of interregional ambassadors and politicians who sometimes can't even agree what to serve for starters at regional dinner parties, let alone make political deals with eachother! And what do I get when I get home? Another f***ing annoying twat with the same ability to make reasonable independent decisions as a f***ing 4-year-old!! Aaargh, I could just KILL you Tim, I f***ing swear right now Tim, if you have deprived me of the opportunity to have a gin & tonic tonight, I'm filing for divorce the very f***ing MINUTE we get home!"

Husband: "H-honey?...." *starting to sweat heavily while his face looks completely paralyzed, then turns red with embarrassment*

*The Ambassador cools down a bit* "And I even brought a swan mask for the party, do you have any idea how long that took me to find Tim? No, of course you don't. We were gonna have SO much fun at this party and I even brought my psychologist/anger management coach, like I promised to do."

*Ambassador begins sobbing, tears running down her eyes, then starts hyperventilating slightly* "A-a-and f-f-for what? For f***ing nothing! We-we were go-gonna h-have so much f-fun. Do you know h-how that makes me feel Tim? Do you h-have any idea Tim? I-I could r-r-really u-use a drink right n-now. L-let's go h-home." *turns around and leaves party room disheartened, head down, and her husband following frantically behind her, trying unsuccessfully to come up with words of comfort*

[The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius]

Jan 29, 2016 18:19:48 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

*Brandenbourgish Ambassador to the XKI and her husband arrive at the party to find that practically everybody has already left or are past out on the floor or over the tables*

Ambassador: "What the f*********!?"

*The Ambassador is pretty p***ed off and a one-sided fight with her husband ensues*

"D**n it! What the f*** Tim, I TOLD you to put gasoline on that vehicle! Now we missed the party! But of course what else could I expect from a senile twat like you!? And that f***ing piece of s*** you're driving in! Why did I let you pick that f***ing car back in the day, I can NEVER let you do ANYTHING alone without having to constantly watch you! Don't you think I have enough work to do already!? I spend all day long having to act "diplomatically" towards a bunch of interregional ambassadors and politicians who sometimes can't even agree what to serve for starters at regional dinner parties, let alone make political deals with eachother! And what do I get when I get home? Another f***ing annoying twat with the same ability to make reasonable independent decisions as a f***ing 4-year-old!! Aaargh, I could just KILL you Tim, I f***ing swear right now Tim, if you have deprived me of the opportunity to have a gin & tonic tonight, I'm filing for divorce the very f***ing MINUTE we get home!"

Husband: "H-honey?...." *starting to sweat heavily while his face looks completely paralyzed, then turns red with embarrassment*

*The Ambassador cools down a bit* "And I even brought a swan mask for the party, do you have any idea how long that took me to find Tim? No, of course you don't. We were gonna have SO much fun at this party and I even brought my psychologist/anger management coach, like I promised to do."

*Ambassador begins sobbing, tears running down her eyes, then starts hyperventilating slightly* "A-a-and f-f-for what? For f***ing nothing! We-we were go-gonna h-have so much f-fun. Do you know h-how that makes me feel Tim? Do you h-have any idea Tim? I-I could r-r-really u-use a drink right n-now. L-let's go h-home." *turns around and leaves party room disheartened, head down, and her husband following frantically behind her, trying unsuccessfully to come up with words of comfort*

My Lamborghino whizzes by, blowing a gust of wind in their faces "Sorry............" I drive off.

[The Changeling Horde]

*they sadly find that ALL the alcohol is gone...including the hand sanitizer of all things.*

[Brandenbourg-Anhalt]

Jan 29, 2016 18:40:40 GMT -5 The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius said:

Jan 29, 2016 18:19:48 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

*Brandenbourgish Ambassador to the XKI and her husband arrive at the party...

My Lamborghino whizzes by, blowing a gust of wind in their faces "Sorry............" I drive off.

*Ambassador begins howling and wailing out loud* "Why is life so unfaaair to me!?"

[Dominion of Compassion]

Jan 29, 2016 20:53:13 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

Jan 29, 2016 18:40:40 GMT -5 The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius said:

My Lamborghino whizzes by, blowing a gust of wind in their faces "Sorry............" I drive off.

*Ambassador begins howling and wailing out loud* "Why is life so unfaaair to me!?"

Fear not! Plans are in the making for a Valentine's Day mingling party!

[The Changeling Horde]

Jan 29, 2016 22:00:47 GMT -5 Dominion of Compassion said:

Jan 29, 2016 20:53:13 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

*Ambassador begins howling and wailing out loud* "Why is life so unfaaair to me!?"

Fear not! Plans are in the making for a Valentine's Day mingling party!

*the queens hair sticks up and her face beams before she busts down and begins quickly texting franticly*

*1 day later*

THIS JUST IN CHANGELINGS ARE GENEROUSLY HOSTING/CO-HOSTING VALENTINES MINGLE PARTY, BRING YOUR LOVER OR TRY THE FREE MATCHMAKING SERVICE PROVIDED FOR ALL THOSE LOOKING FOR THE ONE IN THEIR LIVES!!! a boy shouts as statements very similar to this are quite literally everywhere in sight 

[Brandenbourg-Anhalt]

Jan 29, 2016 22:00:47 GMT -5 Dominion of Compassion said:

Jan 29, 2016 20:53:13 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

*Ambassador begins howling and wailing out loud* "Why is life so unfaaair to me!?"

Fear not! Plans are in the making for a Valentine's Day mingling party!

*Ambassador sniffles* "I-is it true? Really? Another party coming up soon?" *sniffles*

*Ambassador's husband Tim takes out napkin and dries her eyes*

Ambassador: "Thank you love. Sorry for the things I said earlier. I was just a-a bit upset that I didn't get to show everyone my new line dance skills while having a blo-bloody mary."

[The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius]

Jan 30, 2016 7:28:14 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

Jan 29, 2016 22:00:47 GMT -5 Dominion of Compassion said:

Fear not! Plans are in the making for a Valentine's Day mingling party!

*Ambassador sniffles* "I-is it true? Really? Another party coming up soon?" *sniffles*

*Ambassador's husband Tim takes out napkin and dries her eyes*

Ambassador: "Thank you love. Sorry for the things I said earlier. I was just a-a bit upset that I didn't get to show everyone my new line dance skills while having a blo-bloody mary."

I head to their house, "I'm sorry for blowing a gust of wind-oops." I accidentally break a famous Brandenbourgish statue, "Eh, hope to see you at the Valentine's Day mingling party...." I run into my Lamborghino.

[Brandenbourg-Anhalt]

Jan 30, 2016 8:30:52 GMT -5 The Federal Rep. Of Cellarius said:

Jan 30, 2016 7:28:14 GMT -5 Brandenbourg-Anhalt said:

*Ambassador sniffles* "I-is it true? Really? Another...

I head to their house, "I'm sorry for blowing a gust of wind-oops." I accidentally break a famous Brandenbourgish statue, "Eh, hope to see you at the Valentine's Day mingling party...." I run into my Lamborghino.

Brandenbourgish Finance Minister (with heavy Brandenbourgish accent): "No vorrries. Ve vill sjust send zem ze bill for hhaving ze statue rrepaired. I vill go ask my emplauyees to immediately calculaate ze costs." *runs back to Finance Ministry and slams the door to his office*