Investment Bank Services -- Main Thread Jun 2, 2016 15:06:50 GMT -5 Woonsocket, Barry, and 2 more like this
Post by Investment Bank Services on Jun 2, 2016 15:06:50 GMT -5
Welcome to Investment Bank Services
Welcome to the Headquarters of Investment Bank Services (IBS)! Our goal is to provide an efficient, quality, stream lined investment system for Islanders to use in order to maximize their returns with little to no effort or risk on their part. By creating a diversified portfolio we limit your liability, while ensuring you make gains when the economy is on the rise.
Investment Bank Services creates a diverse portfolio for its clients, containing immigration investments, map investments, and serves as a loan issuer for other islanders. When you open an account with IBS, we will reinvest your tacos in investments we believe are sustainable and will generate profits.
There is a 100 Taco fee to open an account with IBS, in addition to 2% of any tacos you deposit in your account.
**Specials: for June 2016 we will waive the 100 Taco fee, and take only 1% of the tacos you deposit for the first 10,000 Tacos deposited**
Every quarter, after the Mortimer Reports for the Map are released, IBS will release a profits report detailing all of its current investments, and the returns obtained in the last quarter, and detail the current balance in Investor's Accounts.
Any investor who has a question about their investment should contact HumanSanity and Investment Bank Services both by private message and will receive an answer as soon as possible. From time to time IBS will issue private reports for investors detailing not only their investments but their investment strategies.
How to Invest
1) Send a PM to both Investment Bank Services and HumanSanity declaring how much you want to invest.
2) Send a donation to the Investment Bank Services account for the value of your investment + the account opening fee + the percentage of your deposit. If you do not include the account fee and percent of deposit, then IBS will remove that from the donation you send.
3) Wait for confirmation. Note: you will get confirmation far quicker if you copy HumanSanity on your message.
Holding in Bank: 336,373 Tacos
--profits this quarter: 23 Tacos
Corporate Account: 105,365 Tacos
Hahiha: 100,000 Tacos
Louisistan: 30,000 Tacos
Ater Nox: 101,000 Tacos
Want To Buy Map Items?
Do you want to buy map items but not have the cash on hand to do so?
IBS can help with that. Send a PM to Investment Bank Services and HumanSanity to express interest. In your PM please identify the exact investments you intend to make with your tacos. Depending on your credit worthiness, IBS may grant a loan for the necessary tacos.
Under the terms of the loan, IBS will receive one half of all of the profits you make on your investments, and you will pay all of the losses. Once you have paid off your loan, IBS will no longer take a share of the profits on your properties. Note: you cannotpay off your entire loan within three months, if you do, IBS will still take a share of the first Mortimer Report payouts.
The loan will also include a flat interest rate of 1-5% (ex on a loan of 10,000 Tacos with a 3% interest rate you would need to pay back 10,300 Tacos). IBS will specify your interest rate when you inquire.
Thank you all very much -- please reply with any questions --
CEO and Founder of Investment Bank Services