Boltorgate

[Tanzoria]

Louis was the fire, Boltor is the fire brigade.

[Ater Nox]

Oct 5, 2016 5:23:08 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Louis was the fire, Boltor is the fire brigade.

That may be, but he's trying to put the fire out with a flamethrower.

[Tanzoria]

It's a petrol hose

[Ater Nox]

And he's not even pulling the fire alarm.

[Tanzoria]

and he started the fire

[Ater Nox]

Boltorgate is a black hole compared to the speck of dust that Watergate was.

[Tanzoria]

I have proof Botlor was involved in Iran-Contra

[Ater Nox]

Boltor was behind the recent coup in Turkey.

[Tanzoria]

Boltor is the cause of climate change?

[Ater Nox]

If it wasn't a lie, yes he would be.

[Boltor]

Oct 5, 2016 5:38:31 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Boltor is the cause of climate change?

Without a doubt. It's me. Pay me 50 trillion dollars to save the environment and your conscious.

[Tanzoria]

How will paying you stop me from falling unconscious?

[Ater Nox]

Oct 5, 2016 5:40:31 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Oct 5, 2016 5:38:31 GMT -5 Tanzoria said:

Boltor is the cause of climate change?

Without a doubt. It's me. Pay me 50 trillion dollars to save the environment and your conscious.

I say we put a carbon tax on you.

[Boltor]

Oct 5, 2016 5:42:15 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Oct 5, 2016 5:40:31 GMT -5 Boltor said:

Without a doubt. It's me. Pay me 50 trillion dollars to save the environment and your conscious.

I say we put a carbon tax on you.

Those don't work, ask Labour all about them

[Ater Nox]

Fine, we'll put a Boltor tax on Earth.

[Tanzoria]

they do work, the australian liberal party are the only ones who disagree with that

[Ater Nox]

But what about Axe the Tax?

[Boltor]

Oct 5, 2016 5:44:50 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Fine, we'll put a Boltor tax on Earth.

Sounds good, send me 35% of annualized world GDP for the next century. I'll stop at 2 degrees Celsius warming for that much.

[Ater Nox]

You're not getting the tax paid to you, you pay it.

[Ater Nox]

Boltor: resign in disgrace or we riot.

[Boltor]

*deploys the national guard*

[Ater Nox]

Oct 11, 2016 2:37:58 GMT -5 Boltor said:

*deploys the national guard*

The only reason you were elected is because the Russians wanted it.

[Ater Nox]

Boltor may have paid TNN to forget about this scandal, but the people of this island haven't.

[Sorya]

Could you give us a refresher?

[Ater Nox]

There's just so much, I don't know where to start. Maybe with Boltor's persecution of Deli shops in his personal vendetta against sliced ham.

[Sorya]

*cradles ham*

How could he do such a thing?!

[Ater Nox]

Boltor resign or I leak your emails.

[The]

In other news, Boltor was discovered to be having a scandalous love affair with Hakketomat; he was discovered by none other than Ater Nox, who has yet to comment. Can we trust a man who is not even honest in his relationships to be honest in his delegacy?

[Sorya]

Oh noses! Is this the beginning of a new romantic fanfiction? The SS Bolkketomat?

[Ater Nox]

Dec 12, 2016 2:01:49 GMT -5 The said:

In other news, Boltor was discovered to be having a scandalous love affair with Hakketomat; he was discovered by none other than Ater Nox, who has yet to comment. Can we trust a man who is not even honest in his relationships to be honest in his delegacy?

The answer is so obvious. Of we can't trust Boltor to not have scandalous love affairs, we can't trust him to Delegate.