The Holy Church of the Dinosaur

[Woonsocket]

Nov 12, 2017 15:46:18 GMT -5 New Minerve said:

How would you like it if people ate beef?

And that sauce just made you 20 times more blasphemous.

Um...people DO eat beef. And Mad Dinosaur Disease? How do you tell if they’re mad? They roar all the time regardless. Now Happy Dinosaur Disease, that would be something.

[New Minerve]

Nov 12, 2017 18:52:34 GMT -5 Woonsocket said:

Nov 12, 2017 15:46:18 GMT -5 New Minerve said:

How would you like it if people ate beef?

And that sauce just made you 20 times more blasphemous.

Um...people DO eat beef. And Mad Dinosaur Disease? How do you tell if they’re mad? They roar all the time regardless. Now Happy Dinosaur Disease, that would be something.

(I was referencing you being a bull) All THCD dinosaurs are Happy Dinosaurs.

[Woonsocket]

Is it a prion that causes happiness then?


And by the way - ADD = Angry Dinosaur Disease.


And ADHD = Angry Dinosaur Hater Disease. For people that hate angry dinosaurs.

[Boltor]

haters gotta hate

[Woonsocket]

And eaters gonna eat.

[Boltor]

[Woonsocket]

I wonder if humans can acquire ADD.

[Ater Nox]

The answer is yes. If you need proof, tell Wordy that you accidentally burnt down all her shoes.

[Woonsocket]

That’s so funny. No, wait, that’s terrifying -

[Ater Nox]

Wordy? Terrifyingly mad?

[Woonsocket]

Well, I’m certainly not a perfect husband. But burning all of her shoes? That’s an extinction-level event.

[Ater Nox]

Are you calling Wordy a meteor?

[Woonsocket]

Nov 13, 2017 10:29:28 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Are you calling Wordy a meteor?

She streaked across my sky, so yes.

[New Minerve]

Nov 13, 2017 11:35:27 GMT -5 Woonsocket said:

Nov 13, 2017 10:29:28 GMT -5 Ater Nox said:

Are you calling Wordy a meteor?

She streaked across my sky, so yes.

Awwww!

[Ater Nox]

Also, Ahhhh!

[Boltor]

nox nightmares?

[Ater Nox]

No, you weren't there

[Woonsocket]

None of us were. At least I won’t admit to being there.

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

Something nightmarish happened to me. No, it isn't 'Dinosaurs ate my embassy paperwork'; that isn't nightmare material. Have you ever invited friends on a yachting expedition, with beautiful specimen of the Quetzalcoatlus variety soaring above? No, it isn't 'Dinosaurs ate my guests'. At least, I haven't been missing any guests yet. But you know what you get on a yacht with semi-tame, semi-attached Pterosaurs circling it? Guano².

[Ater Nox]

If you were a member of this church, then the dinosaur would be your friend and not... give you those sort of gifts.

[Woonsocket]

The path forward is clear, Ba Wu. If life hands you guano, make fertilizer!

[Ater Nox]

Don't get your hands dirty, make peace with the dinosaurs.

[Woonsocket]

I would indeed like a piece of a dinosaur. Medium rare, please -

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

Here we go again. THCD: rhetoric abundance, sparse practicality. If these beautiful dinos were my friends, and not merely semi-tame and semi-attached, they'd follow me around even more frequently, instead of venturing on more frequent excursions of their own. How would this result in fewer awkward incidents like the one described above? Perhaps I should consider a remote, uninhabited island as a sanctuary... with occasional guano export as a nice little extra earner.

[Ater Nox]

I'm sure you have many human friends, yet do they leave accidents like this around your house when they come to visit?

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

No, they don't. Only the dinos do! And I just had my villa sandblasted only three weeks ago! And already now it looks like... It's a disaster.

[Ater Nox]

That's because the dinosaurs aren't your friends. Yet.

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

Am moving undercover to a hotel for a couple of days. Another facade dino guano cleanup booked. New interns on strike after I had them clean the yacht surface from party remains and dino additions. Not sure whether I want the dinos as even more attached friends. They are amazing, but alas, high maintenance. Should I stick to bunnies?

[Ater Nox]

Consider how safe you would be if you were riding on the back of one.

[Woonsocket]

Well, and the theropods are all meat eaters. So their guano?


Yuck.