Pearls Before Swine: Quotations

[Jabberwocky]

What one man can do, another man can do.

-- Marcus Aurelius

[Witchcraft and Sorcery]

“Change. I do not like change. I like every aspect of my day to remain exactly the same. Deviations carry the devastating potential for destroying the fragile balance that is me.”

“Is ‘classic’ code for boring and sucky?”

“Me no like you face.”

“No beer in fourth grade, please.”

... what?

... oh, sorry. I read it as “Pearls Before Swine Quotes,” not “Pearls Before Swine - Quotes”

[Jabberwocky]

Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.

James Dean

[Baden-Wuerttemberg]

Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche waren früher selber welche.

[Jabberwocky]

I didn't fail. I've found ten thousand ways that didn't work.

-- Thomas Edison

[Jabberwocky]

Oct 2, 2018 15:03:44 GMT -5 Baden-Wuerttemberg said:

Die schärfsten Kritiker der Elche waren früher selber welche.

I had to translate this.  It kind of follows the James Dean quote

[Jabberwocky]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

--W. C. Fields

[Tuga Nation's Dragon]

"I am always right and I rarely have doubts"

- Cavaco Silva, former Portuguese PM and President

[Jabberwocky]

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
-- Winston Churchill

[Jabberwocky]

Who better to judge the law than I, who have lived my entire life in its flagrant disregard?"
-- Judge Roy Bean

[Jabberwocky]

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
-- A. A. Milne

[Jabberwocky]

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

— Billy Connolly

[Jabberwocky]

“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
– Anton Chekhov

[Jabberwocky]

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