Declaration of New Membership
Mar 5, 2019 20:25:45 GMT -5
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Post by adventium on Mar 5, 2019 20:25:45 GMT -5
Greetings Comrades,
We are a young and idealistic nation in need of the guidance and protection of older and more established states.
We formally request membership in the 10000 Islands and formally petition for economic and technological aid, as well as military protection from the savage Womp bears that have been erotically terrorizing our population.
We produce magnetic blue jade, tantalization powders and lubricating massage clays of peerless qualify, as well as over five hundred narcotic and hallucinogenic herbs and fungi.
We look forward to establishing fruitful economic relationships with our neighboring Islands.
Our young men and women are tall, handsome and athletic with a long and honorable military tradition- ideal and enthusiastic soldiers.
Currently our army is armed with traditional Adventium halberds and crossbows. We wish to contribute to the TITO military initiative.
We are currently working on developing our nuclear weapons program and have already produced a glass Mason jar full of lightning bugs.
Our religion is sublime and consists of twelve thousand mysteries.
Our national sport is mixed martial arts and our national pastime is competitive oiled buttock massage.
Our national food is fried river dolphin brain and our national beverage is fermented carnivorous orchid nectar.
We hope to develop a thriving tourist industry and would like to invite our neighbour's to come sample our nation's fine food, beverage and hospitality.
The first ten thousand tourists will be treated to complimentary oily buttock massage with moist and trembling palpitations.
We encourage nudism, recreational and spiritual drug use and shamanic booty yoga.
Please provide us with massive financial aid, military assistance and political guidance.
We joyfully anticipate unprecedented wealth and prosperity and gratefully recieve your anticipated gifts.
It is our traditional custom to be showered with precious metals, gemstones and luxurious products, and we also anticipate that our neighboring nations will send their most beautiful massage therapists and erotic dancers to perform for our people.
We close with a traditional prayer
"Great infinite ocean of majestic mysteries, descend upon us as the emerald dove of humid protoplasm, that we may more fully divine the imperceptible void of your ineffable fragrance"
AMEN-SHINOBU
We are a young and idealistic nation in need of the guidance and protection of older and more established states.
We formally request membership in the 10000 Islands and formally petition for economic and technological aid, as well as military protection from the savage Womp bears that have been erotically terrorizing our population.
We produce magnetic blue jade, tantalization powders and lubricating massage clays of peerless qualify, as well as over five hundred narcotic and hallucinogenic herbs and fungi.
We look forward to establishing fruitful economic relationships with our neighboring Islands.
Our young men and women are tall, handsome and athletic with a long and honorable military tradition- ideal and enthusiastic soldiers.
Currently our army is armed with traditional Adventium halberds and crossbows. We wish to contribute to the TITO military initiative.
We are currently working on developing our nuclear weapons program and have already produced a glass Mason jar full of lightning bugs.
Our religion is sublime and consists of twelve thousand mysteries.
Our national sport is mixed martial arts and our national pastime is competitive oiled buttock massage.
Our national food is fried river dolphin brain and our national beverage is fermented carnivorous orchid nectar.
We hope to develop a thriving tourist industry and would like to invite our neighbour's to come sample our nation's fine food, beverage and hospitality.
The first ten thousand tourists will be treated to complimentary oily buttock massage with moist and trembling palpitations.
We encourage nudism, recreational and spiritual drug use and shamanic booty yoga.
Please provide us with massive financial aid, military assistance and political guidance.
We joyfully anticipate unprecedented wealth and prosperity and gratefully recieve your anticipated gifts.
It is our traditional custom to be showered with precious metals, gemstones and luxurious products, and we also anticipate that our neighboring nations will send their most beautiful massage therapists and erotic dancers to perform for our people.
We close with a traditional prayer
"Great infinite ocean of majestic mysteries, descend upon us as the emerald dove of humid protoplasm, that we may more fully divine the imperceptible void of your ineffable fragrance"
AMEN-SHINOBU