She was a working girl, north of England way

[Tanzoria]

Now she's hit the big time
In the USA

[Jabberwocky]

And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say:

[Tanzoria]

Honey Pie, you are making me crazy

[Sandy Shoals]

You're in love, but you're lazy, so, no, I won't come home...not until you get a job, you slacker!

[Jabberwocky]

You are wise beyond your years, young one.

[Louisistan]

I get the point.

[Jabberwocky]

Ray Charles said it best: hit the road, Jack!

[Louisistan]

Sounds painful.

[Boltor]

What did the road do to deserve such unprovoked violence?

[Louisistan]

I think this Jabberwocky fellow is just the violent sort.

[Jabberwocky]

My therapist says I lack compassion for roads.

[Louisistan]

That sounds about right.

[Jabberwocky]

She says I think roads are beneath me.

[Louisistan]

An understandable albeit misguided perspective.

[Jabberwocky]

My ex is violent. She TOLD ME to hit the road.

[andaristiva]

I should hit the books. They've been giving me no end of grief.

[Donnee]

Those books deserve to be severely punished.

[Jabberwocky]

Just don't BURN them.

[HumanSanity]

But burning things is fun

[Jabberwocky]

Not books; it's sacrilegious.

[Donnee]

Graphic novels make good kindling though.

[Jabberwocky]

I won't argue that.

[Donnee]

That will make things easier.

[Liberdon]

Sept 5, 2021 6:36:14 GMT -5 Donnee said:

Graphic novels make good kindling though.

Textbooks do too. We can keep the history and science ones, but the math must go.

[Jabberwocky]

Just be sure to recycle the paper

[Donnee]

...and to spread their ashes respectfully.

[Jabberwocky]

The potassium in ashes is beneficial to the soil.

[Tanzoria]

Honey pie,
my position is tragic
come on show me the magic
of your Hollywood song

[Jabberwocky]

Will the wind that blew her boat
Across the sea
Kindly send her sailing
back to me