Post by Lenlyvit on Aug 16, 2020 22:38:48 GMT -5
Condemn Noahs Second Country
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Category: Condemnation
Nominee(nation): Noahs Second Country
Proposed By: Honeydewistania
The Security Council,
Acknowledging that the international trade of valuable artwork between a multitude of nations has been recognised by this council on several occasions,
Believing that the nation of Noahs Second Country (henceforth known as NSC for the purposes of this resolution) is one such nation bent on the disruption of international trade through their atrocious shenanigans,
Appalled at the despicable deeds perpetuated by NSC, including but not limited to:
a. enslaving the entire population of more than 850 nations in Second Best Card Farm, purely for the purpose of obtaining their artwork, only for it to be stored away in the well hidden vaults of several other colonies such as SecoNd beSt card colleCtor and S2 Rares Collector,
b. using the aforementioned colonies to counterfeit and reproduce copies of artwork from its nation to build a monopoly and inflate prices to grotesque values,
c. the deliberate inflation of the value of the common and uncommon artwork of nations such as Noahania, The air force of south asians 26, British rashah, and Death and killing tactics 3, no doubt attempts to elicit mayhem into the artwork trading community,
d. the large scale laundering of money using multiple copies of the artwork of -ii, achieved by trading it over a record 8200 times between NSC and their colonies,
Alarmed at NSC's leading role in 'Card Defending' through their leadership positions in Card Defenders Alliance, a movement NSC formed in an attempt to maintain the "status quo" and oppress nations with growing interests in the artwork dealing community,
Outraged at NSC for establishing and editing Card News, a widely circulated propaganda newsletter that promotes and celebrates the nefarious crimes perpetuated by NSC and other traders,
Angered at NSC’s antics in international artwork competitions, such as using their counterfeiting tactic to win the Card Olympics four times in a row, giving them an unfair advantage,
Shocked that NSC, under the puppet nation N00027, deliberately inflated the artwork of The Dark System to make it the most valuable artwork in the world, shortly before crashing the market value back to around the original value, causing an immeasurable amount of havoc and almost ruining regional artwork events,
Revolted by the multitude of transactions caused by NSC in the artworks market, which wreaked havoc on the communications systems internationally, causing a shutdown of all nations and the disruption of military campaigns,
Disgusted that NSC does not limit their destructive and malicious actions to the international trade of artwork, but undertakes further actions to sow strife and chaos in foreign lands, as evidenced by the following:
a. encouraging impressionable children to post malicious comments about other citizens online in the covert operation dubbed 'Going on the Cyber Offensive',
b. contaminating the bottled water of foreign countries with deadly pathogen in the covert operation dubbed 'Bottled Up Problems',
c. sending spies disguised as survival experts to expose secret military bases in foreign nations in the covert operation dubbed 'Candid Camera', an operation so vile that NSC agents left behind the stench of urine in the bases of their victims,
Annoyed at the other efforts by NSC to cover up their repulsive actions and give themselves a clean image, including:
a. authoring SC#311 "Commend 9003", a resolution which ironically commended a helpful member of the international artwork trade community,
b. authoring SC#317 "Commend Trotterdam", a resolution which commended a nation renowned for their helpfulness in guiding leaders through the national issues they face,
c. creating multiple well received, highly cited dispatches on how to correctly format and organise factbooks for other nations,
Abhorred at NSC’s backward policy for enforcing compulsory nudity when possible, resulting in NSC controlling over five out of the top 11 nations in the nudity census,
Hoping that an official condemnation from this body will help new nations to see through the self-proclaimed ‘Second Best’ title NSC has adopted and be aware of the danger posed by this nation to society,
Hereby condemns Noahs Second Country.
Co-authored by Westinor.
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