Yet another tragic murder in taco island.

[Boltor]

Aug 20, 2020 13:19:18 GMT -5 Louisistan said:

Boltor was a puppet. Everybody knew.

Who's puppet am I?

[Louisistan]

Boltor, please... We all know.

[Aschente]

*the lights go out once again, as you all start to wonder who could possibly have setup such terrible wiring they return. You all find Kohnhead dead on the floor, tied into a shape that vaguely resembles a pretzel*

[Hakketomat]

Suicide

[Flying Eagles]

Why did His Mayorship's Government kill Kohnhead, the newest member of my political party?

[Hakketomat]

It was suicide...

[Flying Eagles]

Aug 24, 2020 15:56:06 GMT -5 Hakketomat said:

It was suicide...

Doubtful. BTW, how much money has His Mayorship's Government provided you in the past year?

[Marxist Germany]

Why do Hakkes targets conveniently die?

[Hakketomat]

This last one was suicide
Kohnhead couldn't live with the guilt of having killed a person. But now, the kids in Africa will have to starve some more

[Flying Eagles]

Who did Kohnhead kill?

[Hakketomat]

I told you... Grea Kriopia

[Kohnhead]

Did I kill Boltor though that is the question?

[Hakketomat]

No

[Jabberwocky]

Aug 24, 2020 17:55:05 GMT -5 Marxist Germany said:

Why do Hakkes targets conveniently die?

Less than convenient for the victims, I daresay.

[Hakketomat]

Dying is a great way to no longer be accused of murder...

[Aschente]

The lights go out, and a gurgling scream is heard, when they come back Jabberwocky is found dead. He appears to have been force fed silly string until he suffocated.

It seems your investigation is not finished Hakketomat

[Hakketomat]

You're all guilty
You'll all be hanged

[Jabberwocky]

Listen, I've been murdered before, and by better than the likes of...who? Well, whodunnit?

[Hakketomat]

They all did it

[Kohnhead]

Ha you can't pin this one on me because I was dead.

[Hakketomat]

Your rotting body was unbearable and killed Jabber

[Jabberwocky]

whew! I find that easy to believe! If I weren't dead already, it would kill me.

[Flying Eagles]

Asche keeps discovering the deaths. Perhaps he’d therefore be the most able to find the killer.

[Kohnhead]

Fine I'll admit it, I killed GK and attempted to frame it as suicide due to the regret of killing Boltor. I also inadvertently killed Jabberwocky with my unbearable rotting body. Jabberwocky you were not my intended target and I apologize.

But my statement leaves three questions:
Who killed Boltor (the murder that started this whole thing)?
Who killed me (it wasn't suicide)?
Why is Hakke so good at figuring out my motives and actions?

[Hakketomat]

GK killed Boltor. I told you all that
You did kill yourself
I have a bachelor

[Jabberwocky]

Is this really a triple homicide?

[Flying Eagles]

Hakke got scared of looking for a murderer and ran away to become del.

[Aschente]

The lights go out, and when they return.... The remains of investigator Hakketomat are found! It appears he was tricked into getting into a magicians box to be cut in half with magic but... It would appear they used a real saw.
who will step up to solve this gruesome comedic murder?

[Kohnhead]

I nominate XKI Police to step up, I assume this will be rejected

[Wille-Harlia]

I will! Mr. Flying Eagles, we all know you do not like the Taco Island law system. I accuse you of committing the murders to make us look incompetent! Where were you on the night of the murders of Boltor and Hakketomat?