Hakketomat for Delegate: Make TITO Democratic Now
Sept 1, 2020 18:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by Hakketomat on Sept 1, 2020 18:16:47 GMT -5
Hello everyone!
I am Hakketomat and I am once again running for Delegate! This shows that I do not give up despite hardship! +1 to Hakketomat and -92834576897 to HumanSanity, my nemesis.
You might be looking at the title of my campaign, otherwise known as slogan, and think "Dude, how baked are you" or maybe along more conventional lines "you sound like an idiot". However, there is a truth to the slogan! I will bring democracy to TITO! If you vote for me, you will vote me out of my position as TITO Executive Officer. A vote for Hakketomat as delegate is a vote of no confidence in Hakketomat as TITO XO! MTDN! Oh... that abbreviation doesn't work...
As you can see, HS likes long campaign threads whereas I like my keyboard. I paid a lot for my keyboard. Frankly too much. I don't believe for a second that my keyboard can last for more than a million key presses or whatever it is that the manufacturer claims. I haven't counted so I can't know if I'm reaching the point at which my keyboard will be considered worn out so I don't wanna lay out a detailed vision as delegate.
As you can see, HS likes long campaign threads whereas I like my keyboard. I paid a lot for my keyboard. Frankly too much. I don't believe for a second that my keyboard can last for more than a million key presses or whatever it is that the manufacturer claims. I haven't counted so I can't know if I'm reaching the point at which my keyboard will be considered worn out so I don't wanna lay out a detailed vision as delegate.
Instead, here is a summary of my vision: There are bad people out there and you shouldn't listen to them. Listen to me instead. I would love to say something to the effect of us eating raiders for breakfast but I am running for delegate and won't be in charge of the kitchen nor the meat supply.
What will I do for XKI as delegate? Well... I'm gonna delegate. Literally. I won't do anything myself except for employing a bunch of "yes-men" who will do the work for me. Don't like the idea of that? Well, you're probably jealous because I will get all the credit as delegate while you, either as an onlooker or a "yes-man", get nothing.
You're now probably wondering about who I am.... Well my name starts with an "H" and ends with "akketomat". That's the most important thing you need to know. Other things about me is that I've been on the Co9 before as BCN Senator as well as Senior Senator. I am the longest sitting TITO Executive Officer and this should really make you think that it's time for a change. I am also well liked in XKI. Ask anyone what they think of me. You will not be surprised when you hear how many people like me because you know that because you also like me. Duh...
Oh yeah... that disclaimer thingy?
I have legislator status in TSP, citizenship in TSP, TRR, and TEP
What will I do for XKI as delegate? Well... I'm gonna delegate. Literally. I won't do anything myself except for employing a bunch of "yes-men" who will do the work for me. Don't like the idea of that? Well, you're probably jealous because I will get all the credit as delegate while you, either as an onlooker or a "yes-man", get nothing.
You're now probably wondering about who I am.... Well my name starts with an "H" and ends with "akketomat". That's the most important thing you need to know. Other things about me is that I've been on the Co9 before as BCN Senator as well as Senior Senator. I am the longest sitting TITO Executive Officer and this should really make you think that it's time for a change. I am also well liked in XKI. Ask anyone what they think of me. You will not be surprised when you hear how many people like me because you know that because you also like me. Duh...
Oh yeah... that disclaimer thingy?
I have legislator status in TSP, citizenship in TSP, TRR, and TEP
